'you'll be a perfect double for napoleon solo.' [dramatic music] [orchestral music] [indistinct chattering] to the most beautiful airline hostess in the world. to the most beautiful liar in the world. tell me about your trip back from rome. it was gay and it was exciting and it was very lonely. lonely, why? i meet a lot of very interesting people, but somehow they're gone before i really know them. when are you leaving, napoleon? in a few days. mr. solo. telephone. hello? hello? napoleon solo would never blow the head of a beautiful girl. not even when the beautiful girl is a thrush agent? thrush? what's that? now you remember, sweetness, that international band of renegades that want to rule the world. 'thrush, you know where you pick up your pay check every week.' oh, we work strictly on commission. for kidnapping u.n.c.l.e. agents? i'm not going to kidnap you. i merely want to discuss something with you. privately. well, you see i have this odd behavior pattern that whenever i go to ststnge places with strange women i get hit on

now, how do you know i'm the real napoleon solo? how do you know that the real napoleon solo wasn't killed on the mountain? well, there's one way to find out. - that brand x? - the real mccoy. >> here's adventure! ?? here's romance! here's o. henry's famous robin hood of the old west,

if napoleon solo came here to gamble, i'm sure we can invent a game that will interest him. kuryakin is a highly trained agent. he's younger and tougher than the ambassador. this is an altogether different process. it will work. illya? illya? illya? illya? illya? illya? long. he'll have to go through the regular programming later. what do you have in your hand? a luger 9mm automatic pistol. the instant you see napoleon solo, what will you do? i will effect his destruction. and then? napoleon. i didn't... you did. i did? wow. all code blue units, the two u.n.c.l.e. agents, track them down and kill them on sight! how are you gonna explain kuryakin's death to central? you promised them the u.n.c.l.e. information. i found the back room myself... come on, i'll show you. what do you want? coleman...where's the private casino? his life's in danger. they're going to kill him. not if he tells them what they want. -where is he? -i can't. you don't know what partridge would do to me. if coleman dies, you don't know what we're gonna do to you. coleman's only reason for being here is to

(brach) 'welcome, napoleon solo.' well, i'm a bit surprisedd that you know my name. oh, we picked it out of the yellow pages of u.n.c.l.e.'s directory. steady chuke. he tends to become agitated at times. see you forced him to kill two of my favorite cheetahs. i'm m rry. and those indians are very accurate with their blow guns. the darts are tipped with a synthetic curare ou. that will render you intractable instantly. i could have done that anytime. so you mean, if there is a choice it's yours. - oh, yes. i always see to that. - mm-hmm. well, not this time. you see, i can kill you first. mr. solo, if you'll examine that gun, you'll find

my name is napoleon solo. i'm an enforcement agent, in section two here. that's operations and enforcement. i am illya kuryakin. i'm also an enforcement agent. like my friend napoleon, i go and i do whatever i'm told to, by our chief. oh. oh, yes. alexander waverly. number one of section-1. in charge of this, our new york headquarters. it's from here that i send them on their various missions.

i'm napoleon solo. from u.n.c.l.e. all right, mr. solo, you've made your point. you've undermined my security guards. now, would you mind telling me how you know that thrush intendndto steal my invention? "how" is not really important. let's just do something about it. coincidentally, there are two guards tter release them. go ahead, please. what is going g here? you've got a man sleeping at his post. if you were in the army, he'd be court marshaled and shot. what kind of security have you got here? now just a moment. your explanation had better be good. really good. excuse me, general. would you please put your attache cases on the table there, both of you? on the table. there's no guard outside to check your credentials, i'd like to see them if you don't mind. would you hand them slowly to dr. febray? what is going on here? this is mr. solo from u.n.c.l.e. now, may i see your credentials? generals blaines and wallace. i've been expecting them. now w y we... not yet. excuse me. this is solo, section two. i'd like you to check on the location of f o generals. bla

[beeping] my name is napoleon solo. i'm enforcement agent, in section two here. that's operations and enforcement. i am illya kuryakin. i'm also an enforcement agent. like my friend napoleon, i go and i do whwhever i'm told to by our chief. hm? oh, yes. alexander waverly. mber one in section one. in charge of this, our new york headquarters. it's from here that i send these young men on their various misisons. [dramatic music] [rapid footsteps] [p[pting] father! no-o! - father! - stay away from me! no, don't touch me! don't touch me. - daddy! - no! no! [indistinct talking] - 'father.' - 'spare me. help me.' get a doctor. a doctor. q-quickly. please. that's quite interesting. how long since he got a whiff of that stuff? (female #1) 'only 30 minutes, darling. not a very heavy dose.' mm. (male #1) 'girl's going for help.' 'only one thing to do unless you have ideas.' [chuckles] that's a fool question i've ever heard. gervaise. kill him. okay. as long as we all agree. karadian, don't be so nervous. make yourself a drink. gervaise, how's the weather in new york? you u

oh, oh, napoleon solo with his country bumpkin who-who smells of soap and has never had anything stronger than apple cider. what would your sophisticated lady friends think? well, i think that they would be very envious of you. oh...oh, you lie so beautifully. nonounfortunately, most my lady friends have kind of a patched-together look. twice a week at the beauty salon, false hairstyle 'false hair color, false hair--' goodbye, jill. [instrumental music] you should have slapped his face. oh, but he only kikied me on the tip of my nose. well, i hope you can do better than that.. ...when you visit him.. ...in new york. ?? >> here's adventure! >> here's romance! >> here's o. henry's famous robin hood o othe old west... the cisco kid! ??

this is napoleon solo, section two. request an air search and strike unit ee minutut. a location of priority required first. we're searching for an identified thrush agent, greg martin. the last time he was seen he was driving a late model english sports car north from tassos alley along thermopylae road. this information will also be relayed to the athens police for an apb. -do you have a license number? -negative. there's also a female passenger with him, christine hobson. we're positive martin won't hehetate to use her as a shield if necessary. look out! greg! greg! help him, please, somebody help him! get off of me! get out. take the bag, take it. your arm.. it's all right. but you're gonna have to drive. this car is wrecked. greg! greg! give me the bag. get in. -greg! -get in! air strike unit one to solo, we're effective r your signal and moving on interception course. made you, air strike one, we are continuing on the thermopylae road. this is u.n.c.l.e. hehequarters athens, attention ground unit. go ahead. athens police report an accident involving identified th

solo out. carlos, in a few moments, napoleon solo will leave the palace. i want you to assign your best men vinay, we are ready. solo. i knew it. i knew it, the moment you escaped, i knew we were in trouble. excuse me, haven't i met your boys before? aren't you one of the secret three? you'll never live to tell. no, no, that's not quite right. it's the secret two now. our mistake was going on ahead, knowing that uncle was involved. we all learn from our mistakes. i have. get numero uno. he will have to decide what to do. and a five and a three. lucky. skillful. mr. kuryakin, in exactly an hour, a plane will be at the airport there. you and senora abaca will meet it. and the revolution is over? no, mr. kuryakin, it is not, but your part in it is. you will deliver the senora to your replacement and report back to me. she managed to get a message past you. she communicated with someone in querido, that much we know. she can no longer afford to remain where she is, and she can no longer afford to be under your care. that you can find out later, mr. kuryakin. n

after years of dedicated service, you're telling me that napoleon solo has defected? quite the contrary. strothers is our man. has to be. call it a hunch, instinct, or somomhing just clicking up here. it has to be strothers. but proving it is something else again. we've g g to give him enough rope and wait for him to hang himself. these are your security file rererts on summit-five, aren't they? aren't they! yes. yes, and this purse contains all of the items found on ms. denigan's body, doesn't it? doesn't it! yes. and you are the double agent, aren't you? -no! -yes! -no! -yes! -no! -confess! it's an electronic barrier, i'm sure he's not hurt. there's a limit to what he can stand. perhaps you don't have the same faith in mr. solo that i do, illya. now that you understand the nature of your situation, mr. solo, you pick up all these things you spilled on the floor, and we'll start again no more, strothers. let me rest,t, please. after you confess! to my cell. will you let me see, illya? will you stop, please? you have my word. i confess. i'm sorry you had you had to fi

napoleon solo. i could use a man like him. a spy by any name gets shot. no, general, that won't be necessary now. now, mr. kingsley, you had me join this enterprise as your chief of security. if you insist on disregarding my advice... wiping out the opposition is no achievement, general. any brute with a gun can do that. no, i want him, i want him to approve of my plan. other u.n.c.l.e. agents will follow him. and we will assess each case, if and when it arises, general. missile defense unit. 5-mile radius. immediately, sir. destroy anything that shows up...anything. yes, sir. well, that proves we're on the right track, at least. who was in that one, general? we don't know. you know i couldn't risk that. you were an u.n.c.l.e. agent, you've killed before, when necessary. general, it was because i had to kill that i brought all this about. to create a world in which... why do you think i'm here, to play soldier? kill for the sake of it? i want that new world, too. that's why i'll protect this, this center of that world, from sabotage and invasion. now, you

[chuckles] solo. napoleon solo. that's kind of a funny name. but i guess i could get used to it. what do you mean, get used it? i mean, if w wwere gonna be friends. - you're going to norway also? - mm-hmm. i'm going to norway to visit my grandparents. uh, my mom is back in new york alone. she's a widow. very pretty widow. - well, that's nice. - 'she's also a very good cook.' oh, uhuhyou aren't married, are you? uh, no, christopher. i am not married. - you can call me chris. - okay, chris. - here you are, mr. solo. - thank you. if you'd excuse me, i've got a little business to attend to, before i take off. see you on the plane. i'm sure you will. excuse me, miss. i'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake. 'you see, my grandma purchased thisisicket for me, and, uh' she's awful hard of hearing and not too used to buying tickets. i'm going to see my mother and mother's in bergen, norway. but this ticket's for new york. [sighs] [siren wailing] [static] ear. napoleon, i have some rather bad news for you to ststt your trip. one of our agents in norway, olaf nelson, has been killed. - d

i'm napoleon solo. i'm definitely uninterested. i'm a friend of brian morton. then why did you wait until he left? brian and i are associated with mr. waverly. perhaps brian mentioned him? i'm supposed to take you to a meeting with mr. waverly. i see. then brian's exit was arranged. yes, it was timely. well, why this meeting? an should enter marriage with an u.n.c.l.e. agent unless her eyes are wide open. my eyes have always been wide open, mr. waverly. i trust you're not going to run brian down. well, mr. morton, and all u.n.c.l.e. agents, are among the finest, most dedicated men in the world. but... take mr. solo here, for example. he has intelligence, verve, physical prowess. the kind of man most women would find very attractive. i thank you, sir. but probably the worst possible candidate for marriage. it's the same with all u.n.c.l.e. agents. once married, they become dull from missing the excitement, the adventure. poor brian. well, i thank you for your warning, mr. waverly. i imagine i'll just have to work extra hard to provide excitement for him. well, i

[muffled radio transmission] [beeping] my name is napoleon solo. i'm an enforcement agent in section 2 here. that's operations and enforcement. i am illya kuryakin. i'm also an enforcement agent. like my friend napoleon, i go and i do whatever i'm told to by our chief. uh? oh, yes. alexander waverly. in charge of this, our new york headquarters. it's from here that i send these young men on their missions. [dramatic music] tommy. tommy. tomorrow night. [s[sw jazz music] [motorbike engine revving] [tires screeching] [tires screeching] [gunshots] that's not my brother. what do you mean? this man's dog-tags, his records say he's airman first-class tom blenmama i don't care anything about his records. i know my own brother, and that's not tommy. you telegraph me in seattle and tell me totoly to iowa then show me a stranger and tell me it's my brother! - take it easy, , . blenman. - is that what you're doing? then you won't mind if i talk with her. what's going on around here? he imperernated my brother, now he's murdered. tommy's probably in trouble, m

- napoleon solo. agent with the u.n.c.l.e. u.n.c.l.e, ah? obviously, assigned to protect to mr. donfield. a little too obvious, i think. security organization be assigned to cover an american project? interesting question, excellency. yes, and you might trouble yourself to find out if our friend has returned from his exploration with an interesting answer. yes, sir. thank you. do not drink the champagne. merely dip your finger in and taste it. - sas-s. - cyanide. 'it will be the first of many attempts on your life.' i'm not naive, sir, it is possible that you might have put the poison into the drink? perhaps this will help convince you that i did not. colonel mikolavich donjev, eh? how long been assigned to supervising diplomatic personnel abroad? five years. state secret police much longer. that is not generally known. we're still indebted to you, your excellency for heading the department of deviationists. you may tell general kolodin, i don't require watching by the running dogs of his secret police. i have nothing to do with general kolodin. you may read the micro-dot at you

(brach) 'welcome, napoleon solo.' well, i'm a bit surprisedd that you know my name. oh, we picked it out of the yellow pages of u.n.c.l.e.'s directory. steady chuke. he tends to become agitated at times. see you forced him to kill two of my favorite cheetahs. i'm m rry. and those indians are very accurate with their blow guns. the darts are tipped with a synthetic curare ou. that will render you intractable instantly. i could have done that anytime. so you mean, if there is a choice it's yours. - oh, yes. i always see to that. - mm-hmm. well, not this time. you see, i can kill you first. mr. solo, if you'll examine that gun, you'll find won't fire. [clears throat] well, i did examine...and i reset the firing pin.. exactly...1/64th of an inch. - you're bluffing. - try me. [instrumental music] i think, i'll call it. [brach snapping] [gun clicks] i'm bluffing. ah! oh, yeahh i feel like i fell on a cactus. one of those indiaia shot a dart at you. - did he ask me any questions? - no. yeah. well, it comes later i guess. what are we going to do? well, about the only thing w

[beeping] my name is napoleon solo. i'm an enforcement agent in section ii here. that's operations and enforcement. i am illya kuryakin. i'm also an enforcement agent. like my friend, napolele, i go and i do whatever i am told to by our chief. oh! oh, yes. in charge of this, our new york headquarters. it's from here thaha i send these young men on their various missions. [dramatic music] [dramatic music] [music continues] i'll try to hit that bottle from here. (boy #2) 'guess what, he hit t .' - look at that. - hey. look a barrel. i can try hit it. get out of here. the tattoo, of course, was a stroke of pure luck. why the man hadn't had the thing obliterated years ago i gestapo insignia. it's correct. we have identification on him from our wartime german files. 'what was he, count dracula?' he was a major ernst neubel. reported killed 20 years ago during the last t nths of the war with germany. which brings us to another man. subject, volp wolfgang. nationality, german. of medicine. doctor of philosophy.' 'he was brilliant medical researcher.' his fifid was blood

my name is napoleon solo. i'm an enforcement agent, in section two here. that's operations and enforcement. i am illya kuryakin. i'm also an enforcement agent. like my friend napoleon, i go and i do whatever i'm told to, by our chief. oh. oh, yes. alexander waverly. number one of section-1. in charge of this, our new york headquarters. it's from here that i send them on their various missions. ers? the wireless? you can't mean it. - and the ship's telephone, sir. - the telephone? yes, sir. all our communication systems are dead. - lost our radar, sir. - darn. what? captain, look! full speed astern. all right rudder. full speed astern. all right rudder. mr. macinernay? - now, sir. - there, look. bloody idiots. lying to in weather like this. (macinernay) 'looks like an old merchant ship.' 'world war ii vintage.' - stop all engines. - stop all engines. [explosions] captain fowler, they're firing at us. that's out of the question. this isn't 1942. (man on bullhorn) 'ahoy, the inexorable.' 'you will heave to.' 'and prepare to receive a boarding party.' (fowler)

actor robert vaughn who starred as super spy napoleon solo on nbc's hit 1960s series "the man from uncle" has died. he was nominate for an oscar for his role in 1959th "the young memorable performance the next year in "the magnificent seven." later he had a slew of character roles in movies and on tv. his manager said he passed away after a brief battle with leukemia. he was 83 years old. >>> maybe you've heard about the mannequin challenge. it's made its way all the way to the white house starring the first lady, lebron james, and the rest of the cleveland cavaliers. -- one person shoots while everyone stands as if frozen in time. the cavs were there to celebrate the nba championship. >>> a glitch had a lot of facebook users doing a double take late today. suddenly the social media giant declared them dead, turning their pages into memorials even though they were very much alive. folks on twitter naturally had a good time with the facebook rapture, as it's being called. the company tells nbc news it's sorry for the error, and they worked quickly to fix on this veterans day, >>> finally

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solo here. napoleon, where are you? seventeen kilometers from acapulco. acapulco lead was incorrect. please pull over and stand by for a code yellow message. repeat, please pull over and await code yellow message. code yellow, code yellow. computer verification has prescribed in manual 12x1, the conquesta fencing school royed by fire six days ago. all personnel connected with it have been checked out and cleared. repeat, the conquesta fencing school in acapulco no longer exists. all former personnel have been cleared. charming. e have uncovered a school by that name in guadalajara. repeat, there is a school by that name in guadalajara. a quick course in fencing? yes, it's just one of those wild ideas you get at the spur of the moment, you know? something to tell the folks back home about. of course. of course, please observe. our students are devoted to the mastery of their skills. lunge, parry, lunge, and parry. it is repeated over and over again until there is perfect symmetry and beauty in every move. some of your advanced students i presume. oh, begin