(lionel) it's me. lionel. lionel! open the door. what the hell do you think i'm doin'? lionel. yeah, hi, mr. bunker. hi, mrs. bunker. yeah. lionel, is somethin' wrong? oh, no. i just came over to ask mike a favor. a favor at 1:00 in the mornin'? well, we noticed you were up. but we wasn't up till your old man started hollerin'. come in, lionel. don't pay no attention to archie. he's always grumpy before he gets his first cup of coffee. lionel, what's goin' on? oh, look, pop and i had another fight over jenny, man. and look, i'm goin' to a motel. can you lend me a couple of bucks? oh, yeah, sure. [doorbell rings] what is this, halloween? louise. oh, i am sorry about this. lionel, i want you to home now! is pop gonna stop talkin' about jenny? no, he's as stubborn as you are. oh, then i'm goin' to a motel. not at this hour, you're not. look-- uh, lo-louise, if you and lionel take the argument back to your house, i can catch the rest of it from my upstairs window. [doorbell rings] i'll get it. oh, jeez! oh, mr. jefferson, come in. your whole family is here. all right, louise, let's

[doorbell rings] lionel, i'm gladyou're here. hey, pop, what's up? lionel, we got to talk. well, i'm glad you called. i decided to start oh. your father means maybe this isn't the best time to start your business. with the meldons account, what could screw it up? oh. dad's the person to talk to about it. why did wename him lionel? it's hard tolive that downin prison. what are you talking about? i'll get youthe best lawyer. if he loses,i'll write every week. your motherwill bake you cookies. you might benumber 62489 to them, but you'll always beour little boy. he been sniffing cleaning fluid? do you know the brooklyn store? that's the one in brooklyn, isn't it? i rewired that store six months ago. you know that,and i know that.now forget it. what's going on? lionel, you know the brooklyn store? we went through that. what happened to the brooklyn store? it burned down. how? fire. thanks, pop. what caused the fire? the wiring. i put in that wiring myself. i told youto forget about that. that wiring was not faulty. faulty is such a harsh word, son. you just put it in wrong, tha

lionel and his fianc\e. is the surprise over yet? yeah, yeah, get in here. edith: hello, lionel. hi, mrs. bunker. i'd like you to meet jennie willis. oh, how do you do, jennie? hello, mrs. bunker. lionel's told me so much about you. nothing bad, i hope. oh, don't put her on the spot, edith. ain't she pretty! yes. lionel's a good picker. just like his father! well, jennie's a good picker too. oh, thank you, mrs. bunker. i wanna tell you, lionel, it's a good thing, i hope you're gonna follow through and get married. oh, yeah. right. so, uh, when are youse two gonna tie the knot, you and your impending husband? well, lionel and i had a long talk about that, and we decided to wait until after lionel graduates, because a, statistics show that the greatest amount of stress in a marriage occurs during that first year. and that would be too much of a burden to put on lionel while he's still at school. b, if we wait, i could quit school, go to work so that we'll have that nice little nest egg to fall back on until lionel finds a position. and c, after lionel establishes himself, i can go

edith: i'll bet that's lionel. yeah, probably. all: hey, lionel! come on in, lionel! here, let me get you a chair. sit over here. ooh, and lionel, by the way, i gotta tell you about this article i read in harper's. it's all about urban tensions. covers the whole black problem. oh, really? i always thought it was a white problem. hey, hey. funny. funny, lionel. here. here's a card. what are these cards for? oh, these are the voting cards. you see, if you feel that somebody's being honest, and if you feel that they're not telling the truth, then you vote cop out. see? it's very simple. ma, why don't you start. take a yellow card, stand up and read it out loud. oh, all right. "name the person in the world you would most like to look like and tell why." that's easy. katharine hepburn. michael: hey! why, ma? well, in the first place, her hair and her eyes are a lot like mine so i don't think archie would mind too much if i looked like her. and then, i love the way she talked in them old movies. you know, like she was kind of running out of breath. [breathily] hello, darlin

he starts it off, this is the greatest lionel richie song. next t thing you know michael jackson's getting in there, screwing it up, dylan, cyndi lauper. you're like, bow wow wow, no! he seems like a good soul. he likes to pass the ball around, i guess. change the world. oh, well. >> jimmy: congratulations on >> baby, likewise yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: enjoying it? >> babies and beards. yeah i am, are you? >> jimmy: yeah, it's a lot of fun. >> our ladies take the brunt. especially in these first couple of years. >> jimmy: mine doesn't do anything. >> really? that's not bad, good for heher. >> jimmy: i say that because i know she'll go crazy when i go home. yeah, that is true, that is true. of course, do you have it where your son -- my daughter, she was just upstairs. as i went down to do thehow she started screaming because i was leaving and left my wife -- >> my son doesn't do that at all with me. >> jim: he doesn't. >> no. in fact, a lot of types he usually has the keys by the door, he's just like, let's go, buddy! go make mo

tonight, he's a legendary dancer, lionel richie is here. this is not his album. [ cheers and applause ] then, another legend of popular music. his new album comes out tomorrow, it's called "wonderful crazy night." elton john from the samsung outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week on the program, oscar nominees brie larson and alicia vikander. bill maher, owen wilson, khloe kardashian, zendaya, sacha baron cohen will be here. and we will have music from nothing but thieves, ma-na, did i get that right? >> guillermo: you did. >> jimmy: thank you. alessia cara, and the return of mash-up monday. the band neon trees will join forces with squeeze, to form neon squeeze. we've got some good ones planned for every monday this month for join us for all of those mash-ups. our first guest tonight is a very funny man and actor and person whom you know from eight seasons of "snl" and two "horrible bosses." "race." >> ready, go! >> whoo! >> i don't know why you look so impressed. this is a second slower than winekopf's record. >> he runs yards.

then at the end they said, lionel, would you sing? uh, >> are there going to be any songs left for you to sing at the end of the night? >> there are going to be. peers come outly -- they want to sing your songs. luke bryant, for example. he wants to just -- he'll sing all the songs. he tickles me. lionel, if i could do "penny said, you can't. >> jimmy: who is doing "penny lover"? >> i don't know. it can't be a guy. doesn't work. >> jimmy: wait a minute, you're a guy. >> i know. in the great words of one disk he said, penny lover, lionel's a cheap lover, the worst. >> jimmy: i assumed penny was the girl's name. >> how about jason who just left. said oh my god, lionel wash. >> jimmy: yeah, right. very well put. >> i was laughing so hard up. ing so hard, coins were shooting out of [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] deserved. >> i set that up. >> jimmy: favorite albums. this is right in the heart of my -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what became of the outfit? >> you do? >> oh yeah. one of these days long down the road somewhere th

said oh my god, lionel was eating a bowl of cash. very well put. >> i was laughing so hard backstage i had to bring that >> jimmy: you were laughing so your nose, gold coins. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] deserved. >> i set that up. >> jimmy: this is one of my favorite albums. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what became of the outfit? do you still have that? >> i still have the green sweater. >> you do? >> oh yeah. one of these days long down the road somewhere there's going to be a lionel richie museum. either that or my son's going to sell it. >> jimmy: you better get that -- >> i mean, i have that. >> jimmy: what about this? [ cheers and applause ] thanks for all your love, lionel richie. when i got this album, oh, he signed it for me. >> yeah, let me just say, after showing that picture to the world? thanks a lot. >> jimmy: that's good. there you are. "miami vice." >> that's before "miami vice." >> jimmy: this is the real one. [ cheers and applause ] whose idea was this? >> oh, of course that was the last shot. i remembe

hi, lionel. you can take the coloreds out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the-- oh, hi, lionel. hi, mr. bunker. sorry to interrupt your lecture on anthropology. mom just asked me to stop over and borrow some big dishes. oh, yeah, sure. i'll get them. i'll give her the good ones. hey, lionel, i'll bet your uncle henry's pretty excited, huh? oh, yeah, yeah. he's really looking forward to it. oh, well, you must be looking forward, at long last, to getting your own bedroom, huh, lionel? i always had my own room, mr. bunker. well, where's henry been sleeping? up in the attic? no, he's got his own room too. wait a minute, wait a minute. your mother and father's got a bedroom... you've only got two bedrooms. no, we've got three bedrooms. you telling me your house is bigger than mine? sure. you didn't know that, mr. bunker? i've got a room, he got a room... all god's children got room [singing indistinctly] [inaudible] hmm would you cut it out, lionel? jeez. i ask you a simple questio

then at t end they said, lionel, would you sing? uh, yeah! yeah! >> are there going to be any songs l%ft for you to sing at the end of the night? >> there are going to be. it's such an honor when your peers come out and they really -- they want to sing your songs. luke bryant, for example. he wants to just -- he'll sing all the songs. tickles me. lionel, if i could do "penny lolor." i said, you can't. >> jimmy: who is doing "penny lover"? >> i donon know. it can't be a guy. doesn't work. a guy. >> know. in the great words of one disk jockey, he said, penny lover, lionel's a cheap lover, the worst. >> jimmy: i assumed penny was the girl's name. >> how about jason who just left. sa oh my god, lionel was eating a bowl of cash. >> jimmy: yeah, right. very well put. >> i was laughing so hard backstage i had to bring that up. >> jimmy: you were laughing so hard, coins were shooting out of your nose, gold coins. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] deserved. >> i set that up. >> jimmy: this is one of my favorite albums. this is right in the heart of my --

[ cheers and applause ] thanks for all your love, lionel richie. when i got this album, oh, he signed it forme. >> yeah, let me just say, after showing that picture to the world? thanks a lot. >> jimmy: that's good. there you are. "miami vice." >> that's before "miami ve." >> j jmy: this is the real one. [ cheers and applause ] whose idea was this? >> oh, of course that was the last shot. i remember that so well. the guy gave me this pole, said just jump up on the pole. i don't think it's going to read we for my career. >> jimmy: this was a mistake? >> that was a mistake. >> jimmy: you haven't made many but this was a mistake. bank account right there. >> jimmy: that will make a great thing in the lionel richie museum. the yellow pole that lionel humiliated himself on. >> no, no, i got rid of that pole so fast. you know what i should have kept? what i should have kept was the head. >> jimmy: the hello st, absolutely. >> i spent the entire time telling bob jeraldi, that bust does not look like me. >> jimmy: it did not. >> it worriri me because i'm t

said, lionel, she's blind. >> jimmy: a blind person? for a blind person it's a great sculpture. >> pretty good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bob's no dummy. >> jimmy: you're also going to have a residency in las vegas. the first time i saw you in concert i was in high school in las vegas. and i bought tickets. i was excited. you were at caesar's palace at the time. and i thought, oh, yeah i'll get a girl to go with me to the concert. and i did get a girl. that girl turned out to be my mother. because i couldn't get -- >> you took your mother? >> jimmy: i took my mother. >> i was going to say, oh, who came out to be your wife? but your mother. >> jimmy: even closer than a wife in a way. >> here's what i want to do. since that's your home and i know you're a triple threat when it come toth knowing more of my career -- >> jimmy: i know a lot about you. >> i'm putting this out there, when i'm there for the residency, come onstage and sing your favorite song. i'll sing all of them with you. >> no, no. you do not have any idea. this guy

uh, lionel-- tom thinksit's a shame that lionel can'tgo with you tonight. i'll be happy when lionel's project is finished. it won't be long. nothing. i hate eating alone. you shouldn't go outwithout eating. go fix a sandwich. that's a good idea. we have plenty of time. thanks a lot. i was going-- you're welcome. is somethinggoing on? [cough] helen. helen, i thinkyou'd better sit down. tom, what's going on? i'll getright to the point. you see-- i have this friendwhose son-in-law has been seeinganother woman. his parents andfather-in-law know, but his mother-in-lawand daughter don't know. lionel's seeing another woman? oh, louise! you see what you did? this islionel's fault. quit hollerin'! jenny's going to hear. hear what? the end of the movie. mr. jefferson saw it already. mama, are you upset? upset? yes--about the ending of the movie. i almost feel like crying. don't tell mehow it ends. florence, go keep her in there. ok, but keep notes. i don't want to miss none of this. we'll all wait for lionel. [doorbell rings] hello. mrs. jefferson? yes? i'm natalie p

does this mean they're saying good bye. >> an all-star tribute to lionel will be played at the grammys on monday on cbs. >> there's luke bryan and meghan trainor. >> i didn't know that you were giving me an inside. >> do you have any say in who >> no ---well, in this case, i like the surprise. >> we e ve an exciting new way to check out all grammy stars, like "e.t" on facebook for an exclusive 360-degree videos from monday's red carpet. and here's that "zoolander 2" cast trying it out this week. up next, two shirtless dancing brothers, but is maxim putting his wedding plans on hold? >>> plus our kris jenner exclusive, talking about this lost family photo w oj and her son rob dating a former stripper. >> what is relationship >> that is straight ahead. >>> well, here's something for the lad with his special. maxim and val, you know the hot brothers from "dancing with the stars." they launching a video that's part bio. >> why can't these ever put a shirt on? >> why should the >> anyway, samantha harris had a chance to sit down with them talk about their love lives. >> now that you are off

. >>> and the lionel ritchie exclusive. is he doing a duet with adele? >>> and kr jenner on themini miniseries and her fight with robert kardashian. i'm excite odd tod to finally share our story. >>> my wife robin is always the one who surprises me, but today, i'm semifinal i'm finally getting her. >> in case you missed it, dr. ph all out with a valentine's day perfo from their son jordan's band. dr. has been trying for ten years to get the band named hu handed on the show. >> this love song that she just loves so i hit a double home run. i should be golden for ten >> it was so all night long >>> you believe lionel ritchie will party all night long with the grammys. the plan for the singer to -- >> this man has sold more than 100 million albums and scored five number one >> but the thing everyone wants to know, will there be a lionel hello is me you're looking for >> if i was a betting wo i would say that lionel ritchie would show up with her. >> this is going to be her evening to shine. i would she would probably not want to share the stage too much wit

up, our lionel ritchie exclusive. he doing a duet with adele at the is going to be her evening to shine. >>> and kris jenner on the miniseries and her fight with a kar >> and maxim and share their story. one who surprises me, but today, i'm finally getting her. >> in case you missed it, dr. e from their son jordan's band. hundred handed on the show. their new single doctor fe jordan's girlfriend perfect gift. >> this love song that she just loves so i hit a double home run. i got hundred handed to perfor i years. >>> an "snl" reunion in new all night long ieve lionel ritchie will party all long monday night at a big tribute is being planned and is being honored as music's number one person of tld more than 100 million albums and scored to know, will there be a lionel e mashup of both their songs? mself. hello is it me you're looking for >> if i was a betting woman, i would say that lionel ritchie would show up with her. >> this is going to be evening to shine.tty much think that she would probably not to share the sta

>> an all-star tribute to lionel will be played at the grammys on monday on cbs. we kind of played the spoiler. in thattribute, there's denny lovato, luke bryan and meghan trainor. >> i didn't know that you were giving me an inside. >> do you have any say in who gets to perform for you? >> no -- well, in this case, i like the surprise. >> we have an exciting new way to check out all the grammy stars, like "e.t" on facebook for an exclusive 360-degree videos from monday's red carpet. and here's that "zoolander 2" cast trying it out this week. up next, two shirtless dancing brothers, but is maxim putting his wedding plans on hold? >> i just want a year bre that i don't have to plan anything. >>> plus our kris jenner exclusive, talking about this lost family photo with oj and her son rob dating a former stripper. >> how has being a relationship do you think helped him? >> that is straight ahead. find fantasy shows. when it comes to the things you love, you want more. love romance? get lost in every embrace. into sports? follow every pitch, every play and every win. c

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. >> on the way, we are sitting down with lionel richie. his big grammy honors this weekend. there's john legend. demi lovato, luke brien and meghan trainor. >> why he was surprised at who and, is lionel doing a living well your immune system works hard to keep you on top of your game. you can support it by eating healthy, drinking fluids, and getting some rest. and you can combine these simple remedies with airborne. no other leading immunity brand gives you more vitamin c. plus it has a specially crafted blend of 13 vitamins, minerals and herbs. so when you want to support your immune system, take airborne, hello is it me you're looking for >> that is such a good song and such a great artist, who's getting a big honor for monday's grammys, lionel richie. he's being celebrated as the 2016 music person of the year. we sat down with the icon to talk about his incredible career. >> getting the music person of the year. you've had a lot of honors in your career, but what does an honor like this mean? >> you have to know that i was a little paranoid when i first got the call, bec

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well, you heard me trying there, didn't you, with lionel? here, lionel, thanks very much. thanks for all you've done for me, really. that's all right, mr. bunker. hey, listen, is it really your 25th anniversary? twenty-fifth, lionel. you know this 2 bucks you gave me? yeah? buy yourself something. what does he expect me to buy with 2 bucks? archie, please don't go to the game. we're gonna be together, edith, after the game. i'll come home, i'll pick you up, i'll maybe take you out for a pizza, a glass of wine or something. but it's our anniversary! i know it's our anniversary. our anniversary. that's a fifty-fifty proposition. what do you wanna do, spoil my half? i think you'd better tell him the surprise now. oh, yeah. i wanted to keep it a secret till next week, archie. does room 822 mean anything to you? it's a tv show, ain't it? no! don't you remember the hotel atlantic city? oh, yeah. what a fleabag. no, archie. it was lovely. that's where we spent our honeymoon. ah. remember? and i've reserved the same room for next weekend. oh, no, we ain't, edie. you reserved that

. >> this love song that she just >>> an "snl" reunion all night long >>> you believe lionel ritchie will party all night the plan for the singer to -- >> this man has sold more than 100 million albums and scored five number one >> but the thing everyone wants to know, will there be a lionel ritchie mashup of both of of their hello is me you're looking for >> if i was a betting wo i would say that lionel ritchie would show up with her. >> this is going to be her evening to shine. i would she would probably much with -- >> i don't know about that. >> it would be but we'll see. when we finally get to meet the first time because we have not seen each other to this day. >> you have never headmet her? >> never met her. >> lionel will be at the big celebration on saturday, the grammy ceremony benefits people who have fallen into addiction. >> what is an hon nor like this mean to you? >> you have to know that i was little paranoid. does this mean they're saying good bye. >> an all-star tribute to lionel will be played at the grammys on monday on cbs. >> there's luke bryan and meghan trainor

. >>> coming up, our lionel ritchie exclusive. he doing a duet with adele at the grammys? >> this is going to be her evening to shine. >>> and kris jenner on the miniseries and her fight with >> and maxim and val finally share their story. >>> my wife robin is always the i'm finally getting her. >> in case you missed it, dr. phil went all out with a valentine's day performance from their son jordan's band. dr. phil has been trying for ten years to get the band named hundred handed on the show. their new single doctor fe jordan's girlfriend cato was the perfect gift. loves so i hit a double home run. i should be golden for ten >> i have to york. all night long >>> you better believe lionel ritchie will party all long monday night at grammys. a big tribute is being planned and is being honored as music's number one person of t >> this man has sold more than 100 million albums and scored five number one hits. >> but the thing everyone wants to know, will there be a lionel their songs? >> we asked mr. ritchie himself. hello is it me you're looking for >> if i was a betting wom

>> an all-star tribute to lionel will be played at the grammys on monday on cbs. we kind of played the spoiler. in thattri denny lovato, luke bryan and meghan trainor. >> i didn't know that you were giving me an inside. >> do you have any say in who gets to perform for you?this case, i like the surprise. >> we have an exciting new way to check out all the grammy stars, like "e.t" on facebook 60-degree videos from monday's red carpet. and here's that "zoolander 2" cast trying it out this week. dancing brothers, but is maxim putting his wedding plans on hold? >> i just want a year bre to plan anything. >>> plus our kris jenner exclusive, talking about this stripper. >> how has being him? >>> well, here's something for the ladies which is special. maxim and val, you know the hot brothers from "dancing with the stars."re launching a show that is part dancing part bio as they lay out their lives bare and we do mean bare. >> why can't these guys ever p >> why should they? >> anyway, samantha harris had a chance to sit down with them and talk about their love lives. >> n

i've heard lionel sing. i miss good music. but you're just fantastic. with this audience, we should practice here more often. one rotten apple can spoil the whole barrel. hold on to your apples, girls, we got a worm alert. mr. jefferson, don't tell us you weren't even listening. 1:15. george-- what, weez? oh, they finished. why do you do this whenever florence'sgroup sings? i thought that was king kong gettin' a tooth pulled. you should getthat cavity filled. what cavity? the one between your ears. why don't you admit florence's groupis good? i want them to sing at jessica's baptism. really? sure. what a beautiful idea! it's a terrible idea. they have to sing inside a church. it's embarrassing. god's going to be there. jenny wantsflorence to sing. yeah? well, i don't. end of discussion. end of everything. my word is final. definitely. good. be there at 9:30 that morning. don't forget your engagement up in transylvania. to howl at the moon. thanks for invitin' us. we had a good time. thanks for letting us sing at the baptism. tell your handsome husband i