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(haley and alex gasp) what? (gasps) well, we did our good deed for the day. yeah, for the enemy. don't they have enough? it's been about a year since we decided to adopt a boy. meanwhile, our friends steven and stefan

people gasp when you say that. gary: we talked about on that joe at jeffrey and i spoke with a group investors and they laughed at him when he was making that comments. anthony: in the hamptons, they said how many people are for trump. i raised my hands. i was one out of 60. >> we have been fortunate in our firm. an individual who was the head of the presidential commission on debates. he and his democratic counterpart. every one of our mutual funds board meetings he would point out that politicians were ranked the lowest, even below investment bankers and wall street guys. so you knew there was some basic descent in the streets that was not heard of. there were a lot of missteps by trump. on balance when the voters came to the election, they decided to come out and vote. this is what makes america and the democracy so great. hopefully a peaceful transition. >> when donald trump wasn't going after hillary clinton he set his sights on china and mexico. >> you are losing your factories, they are going to china and me

(gasps) (laughs) this is crazy! oh my gosh! whooooah! (screams) wow. (sighs) (laughter) you've gotta try this. ? yep, got the exact doll she wanted. ? (squirrel screeching, birds chirping) (squirrel chittering) hey! hey! (tires screeching) hey! is this yours? yes. thank you! happy holidays. (vo) the real magic of the holidays ? ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! we're back here, we're back here with sting. is there a song you wouldn't necessarily recommend to our audience? people out there who might feel bad about what's about to come, or the ending of the obama administration or anything like that? >> i've got a song called "fragile," which is how i'm feeling at the moment. ( applause ) >> stephen: right. ( cheers and applause ) i've got one-- how about "can't stand losing you?" >> yeah. >> stephen: so, not only live in new york, but you have a regular new yorker's life. as you said, you walk around, people see you, you don't avoid them. you told us what part of the city you live in-- i don't recommend that. but you also, i also under

i can tell you there was an audible gasp, a gasp from the crowd when the numbers came in and ohio was given to trump. >> ho, ho, ho, everybody relax it is gonna be a long night. this thing is far from over. we saw these numbers and cuyahoga county is coming in two for one for hillary. so apparently we did our job up here. i have a couple of candidates i want to introduce. it is going to be a long night, and we have this rolling situation going on. the west needs to report. there are multiple paths to victory. ever relax -- everybody relax whatever happens is gonna happen and there is nothing we can do in here to worry about it. let's just take a deep breath. >> reporter: they are taking a a deep breath. they cheer every time a win comes in for clinton. it may not be enough. let's go to paul orlousky who is covering another aspect of the trump campaign. orlo? >> reporter: harry, thank you very much. first of all fox just called florida and we reported that as well. the place this is what it sounded like when it was called, the state of ohio was called for donald trump. >> and we are re

. >> reporter: residents have but coupled with these images is air gasping. a car making a daring move going around crossing arms and flashing lights. >> i've never seen anybody do anything crazy like that. >> reporter: when a commuter rail slammed into it going 65 miles per hour. >> at first i was wondering if anybody was in the car. >> reporter: seconds later 2 people emerge an run from the wreckage. >> the car was completely smashed u the whole engine was away from the car. >> reporter: police confirmed the vehicle had rear-ended another minutes early. that vehicle following behind with the driver wanting to talk to him witnesses say. >> all he had was a little ding on his back fender. >> reporter: no confrontation but that mad dash ended here. police using k-9s to search for those who ran while passengers on the train were evacuated and while this may be the norm here, nothing they say compares to that crazy oak island night. transit police say they have located the driver. they have interviewed him and he will be summoned to court. no serious injuries we

. >> there were gasps headlines, trump ocalypse and disunited states. and echoes of the brexit vote, against the european establishment. but deeper concerns tonight that the world's shining light of democracy has gone dark. >> you cannot look at president trump and call the american president the leader of the free world. because america has increasingly abdicated its legitimacy to that title. most were right-wing parties, who rushed to embrace trump as their new hero. >> he's like me, joked the filipino president, accused of turning his police into anti-narco death squads. egypt's general sisi, who came to power in a coup bragged he was the first foreign leader to congratulate trump. and hungary's victor orban who did wall out his country to keep out refugees called trump great news. and of course, putin. >> i think i would have a very, very good relationship with putin and i think i would have a very, very good relationship with russia. >> putin said today he's ready to open a new chapter with the u.s. >> they see in mr. trump, president-elect trump,

(gasps) the christmas rock.

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(gasps) (laughs) this is crazy! oh my gosh! whooooah! (screams) wow. (sighs) (laughter) you've gotta try this. ? yep, got the exact doll she wanted. (squirrel screeching, birds chirping) (squirrel chittering) hey! hey! (tires screeching) hey! is this yours? yes. thank you! happy holidays. (vo) the real magic of the holidays got any good gift ideas? ? verizon prepaid is gonna be my gift ? ? no extra charges ? ? cash stays in your pocket ? ? it's got hd streaming others are too stingy... ? (deep voice) with verizon you look awesome. ? you wanted more data and look what santa gave ya ? ? think about it n' you'll say... ? (deep voice) "that's the deal of my dreams." with verizon you look awesome. (vo) give verizon prepaid with always-on data on the best network for only $50 per month. ? ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! we're back here, we're back here is there a song you wouldn't necessarily recommend to our audience? people out there who might feel bad about what's about to come, or the ending of the obama administration or anything lik

people gasp when you say that. gary: we talked about on that joe at jeffrey and i spoke with a group investors and they laughed at him when he was making that comments. anthony: in the hamptons, they said how many people are for trump. i raised my hands. i was one out of 60. >> we have been fortunate in our firm. an individual who was the head of the presidential commission on debates. he and his democratic counterpart. every one of our mutual funds board meetings he would point out that politicians were ranked the lowest, even below investment bankers and wall street guys. so you knew there was some basic descent in the streets that was not heard of. there were a lot of missteps by trump. on balance when the voters came to the election, they decided to come out and vote. this is what makes america and the democracy so great. hopefully a peaceful transition. >> when donald trump wasn't going after hillary clinton he set his sights on china and mexico. >> you are losing your factories, they are going to china and me

we're going to break it down and tell you what happened and where ( crowd gasping ) narrator: this is why i don't have a nice car. this is "whacked out sports." this one gets a little rough. i'd say "don't try this at home," one of you has a 500-foot cliff in your house. and no base-jumping off the bunk beds, either. - you guys ready? - let's do it. man: let's do it. ready, set, let's go. narrator: so far so good, but something seems amiss. keep your eye on the lead guy with the red and yellow chute. - agh! - narrator: oh! did you see that? might not have looked like much from this distance, but let's push in.

[ audience gasping ] a mashed potato mess? [ audience gasping ]

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(gasps) oh, my god. he's dead. hello? oh. how you girls doing? you hungry this morning? wait. he called you here, too? hey. yeah. what's, uh, going on? bishop: no idea. he said he'd tell us everything when he got here. abby: the suspense is killing me, like, literally. a fortune teller told me once that i would die of suspense, so this is dangerous. welcome... beautiful people of ncis! senior! ah, let's go! bring it in. oh. it's so good to see you. how you been?

(gasps) (laughs) this is crazy! oh my gosh! whooooah! (screams) wow. (sighs) (laughter) you've gotta try this. ♪ yep, got tno, no, no,ll she wantebe right home. ♪ (squirrel screeching, birds chirping) (squirrel chittering) hey! hey! (tires screeching) hey! is this yours? yes. thank you! happy holidays. (vo) the real magic of the holidays is when we all give a little more. (man) thank you! of reach for far too long:s have health insurance.that's been out how? they enrolled through covered california. it's the health insurance marketplace where you'll find a range of plans from leading health insurance companies that offer you the best combination of quality, rates, and benefits. and, through covered california, you may get financial help to pay for coverage. to have health insurance starting january 1st, you need to enroll by december 15th. visit covereca.com today. ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey, everybody! we're back here, we're back here with sting. now, your music makes people feel good. is there a song you wouldn't necessarily reco

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gasp! you crossed the line, stewart! strongbow ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: welcome back to "the daily show." now, trump's win last week has forced us to say gone to something many of us loved-- the notion that telling the truth matters? because for several years now, politifacts has been fact checking donald trump's political statements and they found that while less than 5% of them qualified as true, 70% were mostly all or completely false. so, we're sad to see pacts go. yet another casualty of 2016. and we wanted at the very least to give them a proper sendoff. >> we're factored here to mourn the passing of our district attorney friend, facts. now, we all know facts hadn't been doing too well. that's no secret. we didn't know how bad it was until november 8, 2016. then it was gone. would any of you like to come up here and say a few words can about facts? >> you know, i always loved facts. i loved him. and as a kid i would spend all day on the toilet reading fun ones out of uncle john's great big basket reader.

a hard time coping with the fact they >> he was on the ground, and one was holding his legs up, and gasping for air. there were a lot of people there helping, a good five people there trying to help. >> the police have not identified the victim. he was 33 years old and active in the local music scene. his heart broken wife posting this message on facebook. if anyone knows anything, please come forward, my heart is lost without him. >> crime, you're urged to call the police. >>> it has been another day of protesting against the election of donald trump, in new york city, protesters rallied at union square,and took the cause to trump tower. police set up barricades, the group made its way along fifth atlanta falcons. >>> a fourth straight day of protesting in chicago. about 1,000 gathered in the park atlanta falcons. bringing traffic there to a stand still. >>> and several thousands in los angeles, fighting trump's campaign pledge by deporting those who entered the u.s. illegally. no arrests for made. >>> and oshkosh city council member took a seat at the pledge of allegiance, at the meeting,

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. >> donald trump is the were gasps around the world, headlines trump-ocalypse. and disunited states. echoes of the brexit vote, too, against the european union establishment, but deeper concerns tonight that the world's shining light of democracy has gone dark. >> you cannot look at president trump and call the american title. >> reporter: those welcoming the most were right-wing parties who rushed to embrace trump as their new hero. "he's like me," joked the filipino president, "accused of turning his police into anti-narco death squads." egypt's general sisi who came to power in a coup, first foreign leader to congratulate trump. and hungary's president, who walled off his country to keep out refugees, called trump great news. and of course russia's vladimir putin. >> i would have a very, very good relationship with putin and i think i would have a very, very good relationship with russia. >> reporter: putin said today he's ready to open a new chapter with the u.s. >> they see in president-elect trump somebody they can do business with. there will be a honeymo

. >> he was gasping for air and a helping. probably five people there trying to help, and the cops came in and took it over from there. >> reporter: police have not released the victim's name. neighbors say they occasionally talked to him and know he produced rap music out of his home. >> but because i live on the property and i am aware of these particular individuals, it doesn't seem like it's a random event. >> reporter: neighbors are very kiaken up, given how victim was don't have to fear for their own safety. >> i take some solace in that because i don't want to feel that this neighborhood that i've lived in for 15 to 20 years now is one in which there is a sense of fear. >> if you have any information, you're asked to call police. reporting in river west, veronica mathias, today's tmj 4. >> so far no one is in police facebook today, quote, if anyone knows anything please come forward, my heart is lost without him. >>> liss still looking for the suspects who sucker punched a woman in the bayview neighborhood. kato keef te

(friends gasp) the app where you put fruit hats on animals? i love that! guys, i'll be writing code that helps machines communicate. (interrupting) i just zazzied you. (phone vibrates) look at it! (friends giggle) i can do dogs, hamsters, guinea pigs... you name it. i'm going to transform the way the world works. (proudly) i programmed that hat. and i can do casaba melons. i'll be helping turbines power cities. i put a turbine on a cat. (friends ooh and ahh) i can make hospitals run more efficiently... this isn't a competition! ♪ where do you think you're going-going, girl? ♪ ♪ ♪ girl, where do you think you're going? ♪ (carbonation fizz)snow) unleash a refreshing citrus kick. do the dew. >> trevor: (bleep). oh! you're still there! thank you for sticking with us. that means you know how important this broadcast is. or you haven't figured out how to change to bravo to watch "the real ex-housewives of donald trump." >> how dare you wake me! >> trevor: jeff, is that you? >> yeah. >> trevor: what are you doing here, man? >> i sleep here. what are you

9th street to oklahoma and hit a 17 year old woman crossing the street.schmitt grabbing her chest and gasping for air... but could not talk. the medical examinders office says that the 17 year old, died on scene.... she has not yet been identified.schmidt describes what he saw. alex schmittthe way he turned, it was kind of like a california stop. he did a little quick look and quickly turned, but when i got out of my truck i could clearly see the woman walking, she was already a forth of the way there almost half way there and that's when i saw see him hit soon as he hit her. and it just went down hill from there. there. the bus driver has been idetified as a 62 year old woman. been idetified as a 62 year old woman. in a statement from lamer's bus line, the general manager said: "the driver has been with the company for 25 year and has a spotless record. she is very shaken up. this is a tragedy for everyone involved. i have been with the company for 30 years. this accident is just a horrible thing. our hearts go out to the family." 3 police tell us that the bus driver is cooperating with the

. >> we have audible gasps. left back >>> it's nice and wide open. enjoy these dry roads while we still can. this is a great reminder, isn't it? we are at or near posted speed limits but as you get to both sides of 285 -- as they continue to do roadwork there. >>> the president attended a state dinner hosted by the greek president. mr. obama says the two countries have stood in solidarity during war and peace and good times and bad and that includes increases -- includes greece's economic crisis. but not everybody is happy obama is visiting greece. here you see demonstrators set fire to the streets in athens. anti-american sentiment and at least six people were arrested. >>> last night the homeless showed up in an area along broadway and lawrence near the rescue mission. this came after a big homeless sweep yesterday. first rick sallinger shows is why one woman was not going anywhere. >> reporter: since march this encampment has grown, too large and unsanitary for the city not for the homeless this meant once again to be moved out. 59-year-old karen

(gasps) ♪ homer forgot his lunch box. (stomach gurgling) missed lunch. no energy... for second half of day. (shouts) empty. what kind of wife would allow her man to go to work without his baggie of pita chips, a peeled clementine, and little sandwiches cut into football shapes? ♪ (honking) move it! my husband is starving! (chomping) mmm. early pizza. mmm. (buzzing) woman: homer simpson, your wife is here with your lunch.

(gasps) what is that? it's a... uh... it's a thing. and endangered species. cool. let's kill it. prancer, no. hello. call me robbie. 'cause... i am. of course, we've been expecting you. i am blitzen. any problems, come and see me. if you don't have any problems, see me anyway and we'll celebrate your lack of problems. (chuckles) uh... and this is, uh, prancer. hey... robbie. this is vixen. d, i'm sure. this is... the rest. all right. hi. hello, bob. hello, robbie. and together we are... (humming ?william tell overture?) the sleigh team! (humming) oh, sorry. so, come to join the team like your old dad did? yeah, the boss wanted a navigator. i can find my way anywhere with this nose. it's great. splendid. let's see it in action. okay, robbie.