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>> seth: good evening i'm seth meyers. this is "late night," how is [ cheers and applause ] that is wonderful to hear. let's get to the news. donald trump's campaign released a statement announcing he will boycott tomorrow's debate saying roger ailes and fox news think they can toy with him. but, mr. trump doesn't play games. a statement that would carry a lot more weight if trump hadn't literally hosted a game show. [ laughter ] that was a game. no one there was an actual apprentice. following donald trump's decision to boycott tomorrow's debate. ted cruz says trump is afraid to face moderator megyn kelly, because if she asks him mean questions, his hair might stand on end. [ laughter ] and that's a sight no one wants to see. only swirled, stacked not on end. after donald trump's decision to boycott tomorrow's debate whining. although, i think what he meant to say was, stop winning. just stop winning. my brother was president, my dad was president. stop winning. dr. ben carson said today that although donald trump has ann

>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. former nominee, mitt romney gave a speech today to try to stop republican nomination. and in a related story, a japanese soldier fired his rifle at godzilla. [ laughter ] that's not enough to stop him. mitt romney gave a speech at the university of utah this morning, critical of donald trump. and in it, he said trump's promises are as worthless as the degree from trump university. then romney dropped the mic and it broke his toe. [ laughter ] ben carson sat out tonight's 11th republican debate and kind of the first ten. [ laughter ] chris christie was asked today about his vacant expression during donald trump's super tuesday victory speech, and told reporters, "i wasn't anything other than happy." well, if that expression means you are happy, then my wife was thrilled when i forgot her birthday. [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers! this is "late night!" how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. let's get to the news. donald trump won last night's nevada republican caucus with 45% of the vote. so it sounds like the people of nevada are putting it all on red! night's nevada caucus, donald trump told supporters that he won in almost every voter demographic. and said, quote, "i love the poorly educated." [ laughter ] to which they replied, "us love you, mr. trump!" [ laughter ] donald trump said yesterday that his supporters are so loyal that they would kill for him. in fact, that's who killed that thing he wears on his head. [ laughter ] donald trump's wife, melania, said in a new interview that she speaks at least four languages. melania said she's always looking for a new way to say, "help me!" [ laughter ] donald trump's wife, melania, said in a new interview that her husband's amazing mind helped her fall for him. so it wasn't purely physical like we all assumed. [ laughter ] a recent study sug

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] excellent to hear. who watched the oscars las night. [ cheers and applause ] i thought chris rock did an incredible job hosting. give it up for chris rock, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] not an easy job hosting the oscars. he was fantastic. you guys, let's get to the news. leonardo dicaprio won the first oscar of his career last night for his leading role in "the revenant." all night long, beautiful woman were coming up to him asking, 'can i hold it?" and then he won the oscar. [ laughter ] the long awaiting primary event "yeah? well, so is 'ncis,'" yelled jeb bush. [ laughter ] "there's a lot of stuff happening on tuesday!" [ laughter ] according to the new cnn national poll, donald trump has increased his lead among the republican field and is now up to 49% support. but remember, it's a cnn poll so 49% is also the margin of error. [ laughter ] donald trump recently said that backstage at the debates it looks like marco rubi

>> seth: good evening i'm seth meyers. this is "late night," how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is wonderful to hear. let's get to the news. donald trump's campaign released a statement announcing he will boycott tomorrow's debate saying roger ailes and fox news think they can toy with him. but, mr. trump doesn't play games. a statement that would carry a lot more weight if trump hadn't literally hosted a game show. [ laughter ] that was a game. no one there was an actual apprentice. following donald trump's decision to boycott tomorrow's debate. ted cruz says trump is afraid to face moderator megyn kelly, because if she asks him mean questions, his hair might stand on end. [ laughter ] and that's a sight no one wants only swirled, stacked not on end. after donald trump's decision to boycott tomorrow's debate jeb bush told trump to stop whining. although, i think what he meant to say was, stop winning. just stop winning. my brother was president, my dad was president. stop winning. dr. ben carson said today that although donald trump has announced he

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listening to seth meyers on the regular. >> seth: well, there you go. i'll have to get tapes of you to repay the favor. um, so this is so exciting, that "scandal's" coming back. because you guys take a hiatus. >> yes. >> seth: and when you take a hiatus, you have a very loyal fan base. >> yes. they're aggressively, awesomely, passionate. of your hiatuses? >> oh, it's horrible. it's like -- it's like we were dating, like we were really serious, we live tweet with them, we're like, calling them, like, every thursday night we talk. and then the show like, goes off the air and then we like, totally ghost them. >> seth: yeah. >> it's like, it's like, sorry. but tomorrow night we're hopefully, you know, i'm gonna, i'm gonna tweet, we're going to be back to the dating scene? >> seth: do you guys, a lot of you live tweet, during the show. >> yeah, we all live tweet. every episode for five years. >> seth: that's amazing. >> i have to warm up my thumbs, like, right now. they're super out of shape, you guys. [ light laughter ] >> seth: and, are most of the interac

>> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is, "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: that's fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news. pope francis joins instagram over the weekend and set a new record for the fastest person to reach 1 million followers, as opposed to jesus who was the slowest person to reach 12. [ laughter ] and we're off. [ laughter ] speaks with the poorest grammar of any presidential candidate. poorliest." [ laughter ] donald trump announced over the weekend that he will release a list of judges that he would consider appointing to the supreme court if he's elected president. though, you can get a speak peek at the list by checking out tv guide. [ laughter ] any one of them. democratic national committee head debbie wasserman schultz today denied accusations that she is taking sides in the primary election season. and said, quote, there is no shd edee sgest i'm favoring hillary clinton over bernie socialist, i mean bernie sanders, my apologies. [ light laughter ] bernie sanders,

>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night," how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. let's get to the news. dominated their respective super tuesday primary races yesterday, and each won seven states. so it's pretty much down to the two of them, which means america is about to make history or end history. [ laughter ] following his seven state win in yesterday's super tuesday primary elections, donald trump said during his victory speech that he is a unifier. then he turned to chris christie and said, "right idiot?" [ laughter ] this might be the strangest thing i saw last night. your usual trump speech, but look at chris christie's face. >> they're going to put 20 or $25 million into it over the next two weeks from what just >> seth: what is going on there? he looks like a time traveler who's trying to play it cool until he figures out what year it is. [ laughter ] that's the face i make when i drive through new jersey with the windows down. following his endorsement of approv

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>> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doin' tonight? [ cheers and applause ] very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the east coast is bracing for a winter storm that could dump as much as 2 feet of snow in some places. or as one local meteorologist put it -- >> winter is coming. [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] excellent to hear. who watched the oscars las night. [ cheers and applause ] i thought chris rock did an incredible job hosting. give it up for chris rock, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] oscars. he was fantastic. you guys, let's get to the news. leonardo dicaprio won the first oscar of his career last night for his leading role in "the revenant." all night long, beautiful woman were coming up to him asking, 'can i hold it?" and then he won the oscar. [ laughter ] the long awaiting primary event super tuesday is tomorrow. "yeah? well, so is 'ncis,'" yelled jeb bush. [ laughter ] "there's a lot of stuff happening on tuesday!" [ laughter ] according to the new cnn national poll, donald trump has increased his lead among the republican field and is now up to 49% support. but remember, it's a cnn poll so 49% is also the margin of error. [ laughter ] donald trump recently said that backstage at the debates it looks like marco rubio

>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. the 12 states, the super tuesday primary was today and over 22 million people in the midwest were subjected to thunderstorms and hail as they tried to head to the polls. "i'm doing everything i can," said god. [ laughter ] "i tried to stop this." the 14th and final batch of over 52,000 e-mails on hillary clinton's private server was released yesterday, and it was probably all worth it to her just to see this. "oh, so nice. [ laughter ] oh, getting that zero is so nice." donald trump said in a new interview that there's nobody that's done so much for equality as he has. well, he does appear to be doing everything in his power to make female president. [ laughter ] so, he has a bit of a point. [ cheers and applause ] a new report has found that super pacs supporting marco rubio and ted cruz have spent over $7 million on ads trying to bring down donald trump, when they c

seth meyers' audience, will you marry me? aaah! thank you! seth, you might want to leave because your audience and myself, we're about to consummate our engagement fettuccine alfredo style. you know what i'm saying? >> seth: no, i like to watch. i like to watch. >> you know what i'm saying. >> seth: kristen schaal, everybody! "the last man on earth" premieres sunday, march 6th, on fox. we'll be back with music from red lobster's lobsterfest is back. so come try the largest variety of lobster dishes of the year, like lobster lover's dream or new dueling lobster tails. it's a party on every plate, and you're invited. so come in while it lasts. the fate of the earth hangs in the balance, you do want to save the planet don't you? this planet? calling themselves "laser team" how exactly... [alarm bell ringing] oh no, the car! told ya somebody should've waited in the car. it says there's a black car three minutes away! i'm not taking one of those. that one! they gave authorities the slip, in a prius. now the four most-wanted men in the world are st

>> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: that's fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news. pope francis joins instagram over the weekend and set a new record for the fastest person to reach 1 million followers, as opposed to jesus who was the slowest person to reach 12. [ laughter ] and we're off. [ laughter ] a new study shows donald trump speaks with the poorest grammar of any presidential candidate. trump says, "it's actually the poorliest." [ laughter ] donald trump announced over the weekend that he will release a list of judges that he would consider appointing to the supreme court if he's elected president. though, you can get a speak peek at the list by checking out tv guide. [ laughter ] any one of them. democratic national committee

>> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic to hear. let's get to the news. the new hampshire primary was last night, and i guess i'm not surprised as the state whose motto is "live free or die," voted heavily for "live free and die." [ laughter ] bernie sanders beat hillary clinton last night. new hampshire and nearly every voter demographic including older white voters, younger white voters, and that's all they have in new hampshire. following his victory in new hampshire, bernie sanders has become the first jewish candidate in u.s. history to win a primary. afterwards, bernie held a press conference where he answered questions with a question. [ laughter ] he might not like it, but there's a lot of jewish people at home right now losing it. [ laughter ] according to google, ben carson was the least searched for republican candidate during yesterday's new hampshire's primary, mostly because he's standing right where we left him. [ laughter and applause ] he's there. you don't have to search f

>> seth: good evening i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. in that case, let's get to the news. today is st. patrick's day, which commemorates the time when st. patrick drove all the drunksd into

>> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. former nominee, mitt romney gave a speech today to try to stop donald trump from securing theion. and in a related story, a

david agus, band. ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] i'm seth meyers! how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. let's get to the news. donald trump won last night's ublican caucus with 45% of the vote. so it sounds like the people of nevada are putting it all on