hit it, eddy! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: more news! "a recent study!" it landed on "a recent study," let's say. another recent study says humans and neanderthals inter-bred 50,000 years earlier than previously thought, proving something else is 50,000 years older than we thought: beer goggles. ( laughter ) want to try? want to try? we're going for entertainment. >> tick, tick, tick, tick, tick... tick... tick... tick... tick... tick... tick, tick... tick... tick... tick, tick... >> stephen: i've gone around all i don't think it's on here! >> ding! >> stephen: there it is! "entertainment!" ( cheers and applause ) the oscar producers are now promising that this telecast will be "the most diverse ever." that's right, people of every race, color, and creed will be on hand to give a trophy to whatever white person wins. ( laughter ) >> stephen: well, that's it, folks! let's give it one more spin! is it on here? it better be on here! it's the out to this whole act! i don't know! ( cheers and applause ) there it is! ready? zzz-zzz-zzz! oh! "commercial break!"
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