uh, susan, susan have you been seeing a lot of jack? not lately. uh, i've been doing a lot of flying. oh, yeah, i see, right. oh, sure, with him on the ground must have been hard for you two to connect. ( laughter ) i mean, hard to get it together. ( moans ) i mean... i think i'm doing it again. uh, susan, we expect jack back real soon. you see, this is his birthday. his birthday? we're planning a surprise. but nothing like yours. ( laughter ) i had no idea it was his birthday. may i use your bathroom to freshen up? oh... sure. ( laughter ) the, uh, the bathroom is right in there. oh. thank you. sure. that has to freshen up? boy, all the time we thought jack was out cooking ( laughter ) hi! what, did i say something funny? jack, there's a girl here to see you. yeah? ( audience laughs ) i don't see her. she's in the bathroom. oh, who is it? we'll give you a hint. coffee, tea or milk? ( laughter ) i'm not thirsty. susan: you light up my life you give me hope oh, no... la-da da-da that's susan. are you kidding me? that's susan walters. how'd you guess

. >> seth: why you doing susan like that? susan's just trying to live her life. >> i know, right? just add obscenely immature. >> seth: this i wanna ask cause this -- that's susan. susan, ultimately she's out of your life now. your wife, in your life. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: i wanna talk about some immaturity that i want confirmation from you because my wife is pregnant, we're expecting our first baby. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: i'm excited about that. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of talking about like how you act in the delivery room, you were in the room. >> yeah, yeah. for sure. >> seth: and you decided to play a song. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: what did you play when your wife was in labor? >> i jammed a little yeah. >> seth: how did that go? >> it was like steak knives came out of her eyes. [ laughter ] she's like, "are you [ bleep ] [ bleep ] me right now?" [ laughter ] >> seth: that's not the time for levity. >> yeah. yeah, yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> but she was a mercenary. i mean she was like i think i just caught her right in the middle of a contraction. she was pre

susan's are always sweet. >> very sweet. yeah. susan's always free on the set. she always wears some sort of amusing hat. and she was back there, and i'm just such -- i just, i remember i was doing a scene and i'm talking about the villain. and i say, "this guy is pure evil." and then i say, "this guy is pure evil." and then i say, "trust me. that" -- and i totally forget the line. but i don't really forget the line. i say, "susan?" and she says, "that wheezing bag of -- [ bleep ] tips has it coming?" and it's just like -- and i'm doing that the whole movie. >> seth: why you doing susan like that? susan's just trying to live her life. >> i know, right? just add obscenely immature. >> seth: this i wanna ask cause this -- that's susan. susan, ultimately she's out of your life now. your wife, in your life. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: i wanna talk about some immaturity that i want confirmation from you because my wife is pregnant, we're expecting our first baby. >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: i'm excited about that. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of talking about like ho

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tonight -- susan sarandon, from "how to be single," actress alison brie, fox sports 1 host, katie nolan, featuring the 8g band with jaleel bunton. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. hillary clinton and bernie sanders earlier tonight faced off in a debate on pbs, or as pbs calls it, "antiques roadshow." [ laughter ] chris christie announced yesterday that he's dropping out of the presidential race. christie said he's not sure what he'll do now, and then someone reminded him he's still the governor of new jersey. [ laughter ] "oh, man. ugh!" bernie sanders, yesterday, had breakfast in harlem with the reverend al sharpton. interesting, usually when an old white guy goes out to harlem, it's because he fell asleep on the train. [ laughter ] jeb bush today said he is the only candidate who has the you oh, my god, jeb. you can't claim to have balls if you don't even have the balls to say b

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