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T 003 AWESOME EXPLOSIVE
T 008 BEST
T 011 BLACK POWDER
T 006 BOOM
T 006 BREAK IN
T 017 BUGS DANCE
T 007 CAR PHUN
T 022 CHEAP THRILLS
T 016 DMLTN FILE 1
T 024 DMLTN FILE 2
T 012 DRUGS
T 018 ELECTRONIC TRR
T 008 ELIMINATE PAY PHONES
T 003 FLIES REVISITED
T 004 FRAGMENTATION GRENADES
T 005 GAS TANK BOMBS
T 010 HARMLESS TERROR
T 004 HEIGHTS AND FRIGHTS
T 008 HOT WIRING
T 005 HOTWIRE
T 006 HOW TO MAKE TNT
T 005 IMPACT EXPLOSIVES
T 011 K MART FUN
T 003 KNOCKING OUT WINDSHILDS
T 004 MORE ABOUT PIPE BOMBS
T 003 MORE EXPLOSIVES
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T 004 NEW EXPLOSIVE
T 004 NEW TERROR WEAPON
T 015 NITROGLYCERIN
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T 003 PIGEON SKEET
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T 003 SULFER BOMBS
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Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/ATC FUN.txt:


i have a honda 110 atc (all terrain
cycle) and i have found that it can be
used for many "fun" things. the first
"fun" thing to do is find a golf coarse
and take your atc out on it and rip it
to shreds: fuck up the sand traps, the
greens, and anything else. when the
stupid fucks who own the place notice
you they will probably get into one of
those electric golf carts and try to
catch you. they wont have a chance
especially since they cant go over 20
or 30 mph and even my 110 can do 50
on even ground.
another thing is go out and find some
poor slob who depends on his crops for
a living and rip up his fields so he
can't get a harvest. this will probably
put him on the welfare line or maybe
even cause him to starve!
try these nasty things out, they'll evenwork with a dirt bike, snowmobile,
go cart, etc....
*** mr. death ***
-----------------
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Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/AWESOME EXPLOSIVE.txt:


Try this: Mix houshold ammonia with solid Iodine--- Let sit a while. Pour out
watery shit on top and spread the pasty-stuff on anything (like someone's
shoes). Once dry, will go off on ANY SLIGHT IMPACT! Later dudes...

-THE COLONEL-
\---------/
HE COLONEL-
\---------/

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/BOOM.txt:


IF YOU REALLY WANNA BLOW THE SHIT OUT
OF SOME LOSER, SOMEONE (A FREIND OF
MINE) TOLD ME HOW TO DO, I THINL THIS
IS WHAT
GET A BOTTLE (GLASS, ANY SIZE) BUY SOME
AMONIA (LIKE THE STUFF USED ONE FLOORS)
GET THE HIGHEST CONCENTRATION OF IODINE
THAT YOU CAN FIND

DIRECTIONS:
POUR A FUCKIN HELL OF A LOT OF
AMONIA IN BOTTLE. ADD ALL OF IODINE (IF
POSSIBLE, GET AT LEAST 95% SOLUTION OF
IODINE)
A LOT OF WHITE SHIT WILL SEPERATE AT
THE BOTTOM. POUR OUT THE LIQUID AND
THEN TAKE BOTTLE WITH SHIT AND KNIFE
AND SPREAD INTO ANY OF YOUR ENEMY'S
TIRE TREADS. PUT THE BOTTLE SOMEWHERE
IN THE ENGINE (DON'T KEEP IT OR IT'LL
PROBABLY BLOW UP AND KILL YOU). NOW,
THE PHUNNY SHIT,

AS SOON AS THAT SHIT IS DRIED,
WHENEVER YOU APPLY THE LEAST AMOUNT OF
PRESSURE, THE SHIT WILL BLOW UP!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THERE PROBABLY WON'T BE MUCH LEFT OF
THE FAG YOU DO THIS TO!!!!!

BROUGHT TO YOU BY: => THE KEY <=
THANX TO: => THE ATTACKER <=

UGHT TO YOU BY: => THE KEY <=
THANX TO: => THE ATTACKER <=


Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/CHEAP THRILLS.txt:


WAYS TO HAVE A CHEAP THRILL... AT THE
EXPENSE OF LAW-ABIDING AMERICAN
CITIZENS:

1) ORDER A BB MACHINE GUN. THEY GO FOR
ABOUT $10 IF YOU SHOP AROUND, AND ARE
CAPABLE OF WREAKING TOTAL HAVOC. THEY
CAN HOLD AROUND 1000 BB'S, ARE LIGHT-
WEIGHT (PLASTIC, PVC) COME WITH
SHOULDER STOCK, AND CAN BE POWERED WITH
A STANDARD FREPON CAN, OR COMPRESSOR.

2) ASSEMBLE SOME HOME-BREW MX MISSILES.
GO OUT AND BUY A DOZEN SMALL ESTES
ROCKETS - ONE STAGE, NO CHUTE NECESSARY
(NOSE CONE SHOULD BE REMOVABLE) AND
PREFERABLY ONE WITH A HOLLOW, PLASTIC
NOSE PIECE. THEY COST AROUND 3 DOLLARS
A THROW. ARM THESE WITH M-80'S (OR ANY
OTHER DEATH DEVICE) TIGHTLY PACKED
IN THE NOSE CONE. USE A C-ENGINE WITH
A FUSE OR ELECTRIC LAUNCHER. THE KICK-
BACK FROM THE ENGINE SHOULD, IF THE
BODY IS SHORT AND YOU DON'T USE WADDING, IGNITE THE FUSE. I'VE FOUND
BEST SPORT IS TO FIRE THESE BUGGERS AT
PASSING BOATS AND SHIPS FROM THE WEST
SIDE (DESERTED) ELEVATED HIGHWAY AT
NIGHT. USE ABOUT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE FOR
OPTIMUM BANG-FOR-THE-BUCK

3) ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO DO TO A
PHONE BOOTH WITH A WHITE PAGES BOOK
ATTACHED TO IT, IS TO USE A TORCH TO
MELT THE BACK OF THE HANDSET AND WELD
IT TO THE PLASTIC COVER OF THE BOOK

4) PHONE PHUN - IF YOU ARE BORED OF
CHEATING GM EXECS OUT OF DOUGH BY USING
THEIR ACCOUNTS ON TRAVEL NET AND
CALLING OUTER MONGOLIA, TRY SOME >REAL<
PHONE PHUN. BE IMAGINATIVE. ASK
KEDORG ABOUT THE TIME HE GOT A WOMAN TO
CUT OFF HER PHONE'S GREEN (RECEIVING)
WIRE... HE EVEN HAS A TAPE OF THE
SESSION THE NICE THING ABOUT PHONE PHUN
IS THAT IT IS ABSOLUTELY ALMOST FREE.
YOU CAN ALSO DO SOME AWESOME STUFF IF
YOU HAVE MULTIPLE LINES. TRY CALLING
DIAL A PRAYER AND CONNECTING IT WITH
SOME POOR SLOB. HE'LL THINK DIAL A
PRAYER MADE THE CALL.... OR IF YOU
WANNA SEE FEATHERS FLY, AND CHICKENS
SQUABBLE, CALL TWO OPERATORS AND PATCH
'EM IN TOGETHER.

5) BB GUN FUN - IF YOU HAVE A GOOD BB
GUN WITH A SCOPE, YOU CAN DO SOME
AMAZING DAMAGE. I HAVE A CROSSMAN 766
WITH A BUSHNELL 4X SCOPE WHICH ALLOWS
ME TO USE .177 CAL. PELLETS, OR 5 BB
ROUNDS SHOT-GUN STYLE. KILLINGEONS IS
FUN

WHAT WAS I UP TO? 6? ANYWAY, A GOOD BB
GUN WITH PELLETS AT 650-700 FPS CAN
KNOCK OUT A GOOD PLATE WINDOW FROM 100
YARDS OR SO. DEPENDING ON THE TYPE OF
POINT THE PELLET HAS, YOU CAN MAKE
PUNCTURE HOLES, OR SMASH THE ENTIRE
WINDOW

8) WRIST ROCKETS - OK, SO YOU'RE TOO
CHEAP TO BUY A RIFLE... THEN GO OUT
AND GET A WRIST ROCKET. ALTHOUGH THEY
ARE SUBSTANTIALLY LESS POWERFUL, THEY
CAN BE EFFECTIVELY EMPLOYED AS TERROR
INSTRUMENTS. IF YOU'RE STRONG, YOU CAN
KNOCK OUT MOST NORMAL WINDOWS AT 100
YARDS. SEE IF YOU CAN KNOCK OUT A BUS
WINDOW... I SWEAR TO GOD, THOSE NEW GM
BUSES HAVE WINDOWS MADE OF TITANIUM OR
SOMETHING.

8) YOU CAN WREAK MUCH HAVOC OFF A GOOD
ROOF AS WELL. ASK MR. DEATH ABOUT
THAT! IN GENERAL, YOU WANT TO BE ON AS
HIGH A ROOF AS POSSIBLE WHICH WILL
ALLOW ACCURATE BOMBARDMENT. THIS WAY,
ESPECIALLY IF THE BUILDING HAS SEVERAL
APTS. AND TERRACES, YOUR TARGET WILL BE
UNABLE TO LOCATE YOU. FIREWORKS
DROPPED FROM ROOVES IS ALWAYS
ENTERTAINING. EGGING IS AN EXCELLENT
WAY TO PASS SOME TIME TOO. DURING
PARADES AND SHIT YOU CAN REALLY WREAK
TREMENDOUS DISRUPTION BY THROWING EGGS
BY THE DOZEN INTO THE CROWD. THE
FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN WAS MR.
DEATH EGGING A WOMAN IN THE WEST
VILLAGE HALLOWEEN PARADE WHO DRESSED AS
A CLOWN... THE EGG JUST LANDED OIN HER
TECHNICOLOR AFRO-WIG AND SHOWERED HER.

9) PIGEON FUN - THIS IS REALLY A
SEPARATE CATAGORY FOR YOU PIGEON
DIE-HARDS OUT THERE. I MENTIONED
PLUGGING THEM WITH BB'S... YOU CAN ALSO
TRY: TYING THEIR LEGS TOGETHER... JUST
WATCH THES TRY TO LAND ON A LEDGE;
TYING M-80S TO THEIR FEET... WHAT A
TRIP! TYING STRING AROUND THEIR BODY
SO THEY CAN'T USE THEIR WINGS AND
DROPPING THEM OFF A BUILDING, AND MY
ALL TIME FAVORITE, STRAPPING THEM TO AN
ESTES HOME-BREW MX MISSILE, AND
WATCHING THE FEATHERS FLY.

10) FLY FUN - THIS IS MY LATEST HOBBY.
MY HOUSE WAS RECENTLY INVADED BY A
SWORM OF SICKLY HUGE (I MEAN >HUGE<)
FLIES, AND I HAVE BEEN DEVISING
CONSTRUCT- IVE WAYS OF TERMINATING
THEM... AND I HAVE COME UP WITH SEVERAL
EFFECTIVE AND ENTERTAINING MEANS.
MY FAVORITE WAY IS TO SHOOT THEM WITH
RUBBER BANDS (THICK, STRONG). REMEMBER
TO HAVE A VACUUM HANDY THOUGH, SINCE
THEY USUALLY BREAK UP INTO ITY-BITY
PIECES. TRY SWATTING THEM IN MID-AIR.
IF YOU HIT THEM HARD ENOUGH, YOU CAN
HEAR THEM GO "CLICK" AND SAIL ACROSS
THE ROOM... THEM FIND THEM AND DISPOSE
OF THEM. ALTERNATIVELY, IF YOU FIND
THEM AND THEY ARE ONLY STUNNED, TAKE A
SPOOL OF THREAD AND TIE THE END AROUND
ITS NECK. LEAVE THE SPOOL WITH SOME
SLACK IN A VISIBLE PLACE, AND YOU HAVE
AN INSTANT CONVERSATION PIECE! JUST
IMAGINE WHAT YOUR FRIENDS WILL THINK!
THIS IS NOT ADVISABLE WITH NYC FLIES...
YOU WILL PROBABLY CONTRACT A TERRIBLE
DISEASE AND DIE A FIERY DEATH. FLY'S
REVENGE.

BY: MISTER YANSU. FLY'S
REVENGE.

WELL, THAT'S IT FOR NOW. GO OUT AND HAVE SOME REAL FUN. WHO NEEDS TO PLAY
SPY HUNTER OR GALAXIAN WHEN YOU CAN WREK >TRUE< HAVOC AROUND YOUR BLOCK?
I'LL BE BACK WITH THE LATEST IN FALL FUN NEXT TIME, ON EVERYONE'S FAVORITE
SHOW ---- CAPTAIN CRASH AND THE DEATH SQUADS OF THE COMMUNIST MUTANT WORLD!

MISTER YANSU

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/DRUGS.txt:


Wierd Drugs

Bananas:

1. Obtain 15 pounds of ripe yellow bananas

2. Peel all and eat the fruit. Save the
peelings

3. Scrape all the insides of the peels
with a sharp knife.

4. Put all the scraped material in a
large pot and add water.

5. Boil 3 or 4 hours until it has
attained a solid paste considtency.

6. Spread paste onto cookie sheets and
dry in ofen for about 20 minutes.
This will result in fine black
powder. Usually one will feel the
effects after smoking three to four
cigarettes.

Cough syrup:

mix robitussion a-c with an equal
amount of ginger ale and drink. The
effect are sedation and euphoria. Never
underestimate the effects of
any drug! You can od on cough syrup!

Toads:

1. Collect five to ten toads, frogs
will not work. The best kind are
tree toads.

2. Kill them as painlessly as possible,
and skin immediately.

3. Allow the skins to dry in a
refrigerator four four to five days,
or until the skins are brittle.

4. Now crush the skins into powder and
smoke. Due to its bad taste you
can mix it with a more fragrent
smoking medium.

Nutmeg:

1. Take several whole nutmegs and grind
them up in an old grinder.

2. After the nutmegs are ground. Place
in a mortar and pulverize with a
pestle.

3. The usual dosage is about 10 or 15
grams. A larger dose may produce
excessive thirst,anxiety,and rapid
heart beat, but hallucinations are
rare.

Peanuts:

1. Take 1 pound of raw peanuts (not
roasted)

2. Shell them, saving the skins and
discarding the shells.

3. Eat the nuts.

4. Grind up the skins and smoke them.

Freon:

1. Find an outdoor air conditioning
unit (the small ones, not the window
units)
2. Look for the small pipe that has a
valve on it.
3. Bring a knife with a sharp point and
baggie(a big one).
4. Put the baggie over the valve and
press the little knob inside the
valve and press down.
5. If you do it right, a white liquid
will spray out that is *very* cold.
6. Catch the spray in the baggie and
keep the baggie opening down so the
Freon doesn't escape.
7. Quickly stick the opening of the
baggie over you mouth and breath in
and out rapidly.
8. Trip out.

Warning:
Freon does kill brain cells(not many)
so don't do this everyday! The effects
last about 1 to 2 minutes but you will
be so fucked up it will be incredible.
And try to get as much of the Freon in
the bag as possible. Also you will feel
your brain throb. I will let you find
out the rest of the effects.

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/ELIMINATE PAY PHONES.txt:


ELIMANATE PAY-PHONE


TO ALL PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN
GIVING THE PHONE COMPANY 25 CENTS FOR
A CALL, OR EVEN A DIME, THIS IS FOR YOU

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST OF THE
COUNTRY BUT HERE IN N.Y.C. THEY HAVE
ARMOURED THE PAY-PHONES WITH STEEL
PLATES SURROUNDING THE BOTTOM HALF OF
THE PHONE. THIS SHEILD WILL WITHSTAND
ANY ATTACK BY M-80'S, BLOCK-BUSTERS,
SUPER-BLOCKBUSTERS, ASH-CANS,
PINAPPLES, ETC...... (EXCEPT DINAMITE)
TO DESTROY THIS PLATING AND MOST OF THE
BOTTOM HALF OF THE PHONE, USE THE
FOLLOWING DEVICE.

FIRST YOU MUST BLOW OUT THE HING ON THE
COIN RETURN SLOT. THIS CAN BE DONE WITH
MOST CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS SUCH AS A
BLOCK-BUSTER.
THEN, TAKE A 6 INCH SECTION OF THE SAME
TYPE OF BENDABLE METAL TUBING THAT
SURROUNDS THE WIRE TO THE RECIEVER,
BUT IT MUST BE AT LEAST 1 INCH IN DI-
AMETER.
THEN, SOLDER A PEICE OF SHEET METAL ON
TO ONE SIDE OF THE TUBE TO SEAL THAT
SIDE. THEN FILL THE TUBE WITH THE SAME
FLASH-POWDER USED IN BLOCK-BUSTERS AND
FILL THAT END WITH STRONG EPOXY TO SEAL
IT.
ONE THING I FORGOT TO MENTION, BEFORE
SOLDERING THE ROUND PEICE OF SHEET
METAL TO THE TUBE, DRILL A SMALL HOLE
IN IT JUST BIG ENOUGH TO FIT A PEICE OF
DEMOLITION FUSE THROUGH. THEN PUT THE
PEICE THOUGH BEFORE FILLING IT. SEAL
THE EDGES OF THE FUSE WITH THE SAME
EPOXY USED TO SEAL THE OPPOSITE END OF
TUBE.

THEN, WHEN COMPLETE, SHOVE THE THING
UP INTO THE COIN SLOT WITH THE EPOXY
END GOING IN FIRST.
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT DIMES,
NICKELS, AND QUARTERS FALLING ALL AROUN
D YOU.


***WARNING***
=============

USE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION.
DIRECTIONS: PLACE BOMB, LITE FUSE,
AND GET AWAY.

CLASS A FIREWORKS
NYC, MANHATTAN

BY: MR. DEATH



Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/FLIES REVISITED.txt:


FLY DESTRUCTION

HERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE METHOD TO GET
RID OF UNWANTED FLIES. I'M SURE EVERY-
ONE HAS TURNED A CAN OF LYSOL INTO A
DEADLY TORCH. WELL THESE WORK GREAT ON
FLIES. SHOOT THEM IN MID AIR AND WATCH
THEM DIE IN A FIERY CRASH. BE CAREFUL
HOWEVER IF YOU HAVE CARPETING THERE
FLAMMING CARCASES CAN CAUSE A FIRE.
YOU HAVE TO BE PRETTY CAREFUL WITH
THESE IN DOORS. HAVE FUN!

BY:TRACK TRIXSTER TRACK TRIXSTER
CO-SYSOP------------------------->

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/FRAGMENTATION GRENADES.txt:


FRAGMENTATION GRENADES

SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THAT A RECEN
T INVESTIGATION AT A TOP SECURITY
PRISON REVEALED THAT MANY OF THE
CONVICTS WERE MANUFACTURING PRIMITIVE
IMPACT FRAGMENTATION GRENADES.
EVIDENTLY, THE INMATES USED GLASS
BOTTLES (SMALL, VASELINE BOTTLES WORK
GREAT) LINED WITH GREASE OR VASELINE,
FILLED WITH PAPER, ALCOHOL OR DIESEL
FUEL, AND CRAMMED WITH NAILS, RAZOR
BLADES, ETC. THE GRENADES CAN THEN
BE TREATED LIKE MOLO-TAILS, OR SIMPLY
THROWN INTO A FIRE... THE RESULT IS
GENERAL HAVOC. THE BEST KIND!

BY: MISTER YANSU
KNOWN PLANES OF
EXISTENCE!

MISTER YANSU

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/GAS TANK BOMBS.txt:


GAS TANK BOMBS

CONDENSATION IN A CAR'S TANK PUTS A
LAYER OF WATER ON ITS BOTTOM. GELATIN
CAPSULES FILLED WITH ONE PART CALCIUM
CARBIDE AND ONE PART PURE SODIUM ARE
DROPPED INTO A CAR'S GAS TANK. IN A
FEW MINUTES THERE IS AN EXPLOSION YOU
HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE!

GELATIN CAPSULES, FILLED WITH MORE
GELATIN ARE BOUGHT AT THE SUPERMARKET.
THE GELATIN IS EMPTIED FROM THE
CAPSULES AND BB'S ARE PUT INTO THEM SO
THEY SINK TO THE BOTTOM. SLIVERS OF
METALLIC SODIUM AND CHUNKS OF CARBIDE
ARE THEN PUT INTO THE CAPSULES...CARRY
THE CAPSULES IN A PLASTIC BAG TO KEEP
THEM DRY.

THREE OR FOUR CAPSULES ARE DROPPED
INTO A CAR'S GAS TANK. SEVERAL MINUTES
-HALF AN HOUR LATER....THE CAPSULES
DISINTEGRATE AND THE MOISTURE TURNS THE
CARBIDE INTO EXPLOSIVE GAS AND ALSO
IGNITES THE SODIUM. THE BURNING SODIUM
IGNITES THE CARBIDE GAS THERE IS A:

B O O M ! ! !

BY: THE FUZZZZHIS WAS WRITTEN BY: THE FUZZ
ALL CREDITS GO TO HIM..

F> THE
L> INSPECTOR

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/HARMLESS TERROR.txt:


HARMLESS TERROR

TO ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO INFLICT
BODILY DAMAGE ON THEIR VICTEMS BUT ONLY
TERROR.

THESE ARE WEAPONS THAT SHOULD BE USED
FROM HIGH PLACES.

1) THE FLOUER BOMB.
TAKE A WET PAPER TOWEL AND POUR A
GIVEN AMOUNT OF BAKING FLOUER IN THE
CENTER. THEN WRAP IT UP AND PUT ON A
RUBBER BAND TO KEEP IT TOGETHER. WHEN
THROWN IT WILL FLY WELL BUT WHEN IT HIT
S, IT COVERS THE VICTEM WITH THE FLOUER
OR CAUSES A BIG PUFF OF FLOUR WHICH WIL
L PUT THE VICTEM IN TERROR SINCE AS FAR
AS THEY ARE CONSERNED, SOME STRANGE
WHITE POWDER IS ALL OVER THEM.
THIS IS A CHEAP METHOD OF TERROR AND FO
R ONLY THE COST OF A ROLL OF PAPER
TOWELS AND A BAG OF FLOUR YOU AND YOUR
FRIENDS CAN HAVE LOADS OF FUN WATCHING
PEOPLE FLEE IN PANIC.

2) SMOKE BOMB PROJECTILE.
ALL YOU NEED IS A BUNCH OF THOSE
LITTLE ROUND SMOKE BOMBS AND A WRIST
ROCKET OR ANY SLING-SHOT. SHOOT THE
SMOKE BOMBS AND WATCH THE TERROR SINCE
THEY THINK IT WILL BLOW UP!

3) ROTTON EGGS (GOOD ONES)
TAKE SOME EGGS AND GET A SHARP NEE
DLE AND POKE A SMALL HOLE IN THE TOP
OF EACH ONE. THEN LET THEM SIT IN A WAR
M PLACE FOR ABOUT A WEEK. THEN YOU'VE
GOT A BUNCH OF ROTTON EGGS THAT WILL
ONLY SMELL WHEN THEY HIT.

4) GLOW IN THE DARK TERROR.
TAKE ONE OF THOSE TUBES OF GLOW IN
THE DARK STUFF AND POUR THE STUFF ON
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO THROW AND WHEN IT
GETS ON THE VICTEM, THEY THINK IT'S
SOME DEADLY CHEMICAL OR A RADIOACTIVE
SUBSTANCE SO THEY RUN IN TOTAL PANIC.
THIS WORKS ESPECIALLY WELL WITH FLOUER
BOMBS SINCE A GUMMY, GLOWING SUBSTANCE
GETS ALL OVER THE VICTEM.

5) FIZZLING PANIC.
TAKE A BAGGIE OF A WATER-BAKING SODA
SOLUTION AND SEAL IT. (MAKE SURE THERE
IS NO AIR IN IT SINCE THE SOLUTION WILL
FORM A GAS AND YOU DON'T WANT OT TO
POP ON YOU.) THEN PUT IT IN A BIGGER
PLASTIC BAG AND FILL IT WITH VINIGAR
AND SEAL IT. WHEN THROWN, THE TWO SUBST
CES WILL MIX AND CAUSE A VIOLENTLY BUBB
LING SUBSTANCE TO GO ALL OVER THE
VICTEM.

THESE WEAPONS WERE DEVELOPED BY MYSELF
LORD KEDORG, THE PSYCHO, AND MIGHTY
SAURON. THEY ARE CHEAP TO MAKE AND ARE
ALL LEGAL IN ALL STATES SO HAVE FUN
AND CAUSE SENSLESS TERROR!!!!!!

BY: MR. DEATH
*** MR. DEATH ***

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/HELLO.bas:

0 D$ = ""
371 PRINT D$;"BLOAD UNPACKER,A$300"
375 NA$ = "TITLE"
380 IF LEFT$(NA$,1) = D$ THEN TEXT : HOME : PRINT NA$: GET A$: POKE -16304,0: HOME : VTAB 22: GOTO 360
390 IF NA$ = "" THEN 410
400 PRINT D$"BLOAD"NA$".C,A$4000"
405 HGR : POKE -16302,0
410 CALL 3 *256: REM {UNPACK}
420 GET A$: TEXT : HOME : PRINT CHR$(4);"CATALOG"
430 PRINT CHR$(4);"CATALOG"

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/HOT WIRING.txt:


HOT WIRING

HERE IT IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN ONLY HOTWIRE CARS BEFORE 1970..

REACH UNDER DASH BEHIND IGNITION
SWITCH...
THERE ARE 3 WIRES THERE...
CONNECT TWO WIRES TOGETHER..
IF THE ALTERNATOR LIGHT GOES ON
TAKE THIRD WIRE AND STRIKE OTHER 2.
DON'T HOLD THE METAL.. IT GETS HOT!!!

FOR CARS OVER 1970... WITH LOCKING
STEERING WHEEL AND LOCKING
TRANSMITION.

GO TO AN AUTO-MOTIVE PARTS STORE AND
BUY A DENT-PULLER.....(FOR BODY WORK)
HEH HEH..

WITH SCREWDRIVER POP OFF KEY INSERTION
PLATE.. (CHROME THING)

SCREW DENT PULLER IN IGNITION HOLE.
(GREAT FOR MAIL BOXES)

PULL WEIGHT...

BUY DIFFERENT SIZE SCREWS FOR DIFFERENT
LOCKS..
AFTER LOCK IS PULLED OUT INSERT
SCREWDRIVER LIKE KEY.

WORKS GREAT ON FORD TORINOS..

TAH DAH!!!!!!!
BYE!!!
BY:THE CHEMIST:+:THE MECHANIC:


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[[And another view]]
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How to Hotwire a Car

The easiest way is to just get under
the dashboard and start crossing wires.
Of course this could short out the
entire electrical system so there is a
better way.
When you get in the car, look under
the dash. If it's enclosed then
don't bother. Most new cars are like
this unfortunately. However you
could cut through the dash. If you do
cut just do it near the ignition.

Once you get behind or near the
ignition, look for two red wires. In
older cars this was the standard color
code. If they aren't there you'll just
have to try whatever else you can find.

Pull out the two wires and cross them. The car should start.

By: The Marauder

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/HOW TO MAKE TNT.txt:


HOW TO MAKE TNT

1. TAKE TWO BEAKERS, IN FIRST TUBE PUT
76% SULFURIC ACID, 23% NITRIC ACID
1% WATER. IN OTHER BEAKER 57% NITRIC
ACID, 43% SULFURIC ACID.

2. TEN GRAMS OF BEAKER 1, POUR IT INTO
AN ICE BATH
3. TEN GRAMS OF TOLUENE, ADD TO BEAKER
IN ICE BATH STIR FOR APPROX. TWO MINS.

4. REMOVE FROM ICE HEAT UNTILL 50' C.
STIR CONSTANTLY.

5. ADD FIFTY GRAMS OF ACID FROM FIRST
BEAKER HEAT TO 55' C. HOLD TEMP. FOR
TEN MINUTES OIL WILL FORM AFTER TEN
MINS. RETURN TO ICE BATH. LET COOL TO
45' C. OIL SHOULD SINK TO BOTTOM OF
TUBE DRAIN OFF ACID ON TOP.

6. FIFTY GRAMS OF ACID FROM FIRST TUBE AD TO TUBE HEAT TO 83' C. MAINTAIN FOR
ONE HALF HOUR.

7. COOL TO 60' C. HOLD TEMP. ONE HOUR.
DRAIN ACID OFF.

8. THRTY GRAMS OF SULFIRIC ACID ADDED
HEAT TO 80' C.
9. 30 GRAMS OF SECOND SOLUTION IS ADDED
RAISE TEMP TO 104' C. HOLD FOR THREE
HOURS.

10. LOWER TEMP TO 100' C. HOLD FOR HALF
HOUR.
11. REMOVE OIL WASH WITH BOILING WATER.

12. AFTER WASHING TNT WILL SOLIDIFY

13. WHEN IT BEGINS TO SOLIDIFY ADD COLD
WATER, THIS WILL CREATE PELLETS.

14. FINISHED!

HAVE FUN (TEMP. MUST BE PRESISE SO BUY
A GOOD CENTIGRADE THERMOMETER)

BY:THE DRAGON
THE DRAGON

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/IMPACT EXPLOSIVES.txt:


IMPACT EXPLOSIVES

THE WAY TO MAKE AN EXTREAMLY EXPLOSIVE
AND UNSTABLE CONTACT SUBSTANCE IS AS
FOLLOWS:
TAKE ANY AMOUNT OF IODINE CRYSTALS
AND PUT THEM IN TO A GENEROUS AMOUNT
OF --CONSENTRATED-- AMMONIA AND MIX IT
WELL. THEN LET IT SIT FOR ABOUT 1/2
HOUR AND THEN MIX IT AGAIN. THEN TAKE
A COFFEE FILTER OR A REAL CHEM
FILTER AND FILTER THE SOLUTION THROUGH
IT AND COLLECT THE RESIDUE IN THE FILTE
R AND RINSE IT WITH ETHER OR PURE
ALCOHOL.(ETHER IS BETTER) DO THIS
4 OR 5 TIMES. THE RESIDUE LEFT WILL BE
--HIGHLY-- UNSTABLE AND EXPLOSIVE WHEN
IT DRIES SO KEEP IT IN A PAINT FORM
WITH THE ETHER AND PAINT IT WHERE YOU
WANT. SINCE ETHER DRIES FAST, THE
SUBSTANCE IS VERY GOOD FOR TERROR. I'VE
ALREADY HAD SOME BLOW UP IN MY FACE AND
IT WAS'NT VERY PLESURABLE SO BE CAREFUL
WITH IT.

HAPPY TERRORIZING!

BY: MR. DEATH E BLOW UP IN MY FACE AND
IT WAS'NT VERY PLESURABLE SO BE CAREFUL
WITH IT.

HAPPY TERRORIZING!
*** MR. DEATH ***
=================

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/KNOCKING OUT WINDSHILDS.txt:


KNOCKING OUT WINDSHIELDS

THE MAIN REASON KNOCKING OUT WINDSHIELD
S IS TOUGH IS BECAUSE OF THE ANGLE. IF
YOU FIRE FROM AN ELEVATED POSITION, YOU
SHOULD BE ABLE TO WIPE IT OUT REAL GOOD
IF YOU'RE ANGLE IS PERFECT. THIS WILL
CAUSE MAAAAXIMUM HAVOC, DEAD "GYPSY'S"
AND MORE SAFETY GLASS THAN YOU KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH. IT'S NOT EASY THOUGHT
BECAUSE AS YOU POINTED OUT, SIRE
AMPUTEE, THE WINDSHIELDS ARE X-TRA
THICK.... BUT IT CAN BE DONE!

BY: MISTER YANSUUUU!

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/MORE ABOUT PIPE BOMBS.txt:


Pipe Bombs

Believe it or not, cardboard rolling
tubes used for rolls of industrial
paper toweling (3/4" diameter) is
excellent material for creating fairly
"safe" pipe bombs. Stuff tubing about
1/3 full of flash powder and jam two
stones into each end. Use a plunger
(or a small suction dart from a toy
gun) to pack in as tightly as possible
(make sure fuse protrudes from one end)
and light. These are good if you want
to scare the living shit out of
someone. Also, if you want to make the
device more destructive, you can cram
broken glass and nails into the tubing
with the powder... this gives a nice
kick.

By:Mr. Death

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/NEW EXPLOSIVE.txt:


NEW EXPLOSIVE

HERE'S A GREAT ONE ** I INVENTED **

>>>IF YOU HAVE M80'S OR SIMILAR
TAKE A SELTZER C02 CANISTER AND
LET OUT THE C02.NOW CUT THE TOP
ALMOST OFF JUST LEAVE A LITTLE
HINGE.NOW PLACE THE M80 INSIDE
WITH FUSE OUT THE HOLE IN TOP
CLOSE THE TOP PART AND EITHER
VERY CAREFULLY SOLDER THE TOP
ON OR USE EXTREMLY GOOD EPOXY
*********** LIGHT **********
BOOOM MINY DYNAMITE
>>>IF YOU DONT HAVE M80'S POKE A
HOLE IN THE TOP OF THE CANISTER
AND FILL WITH BLACK POWDER PUT
FUSE IN AND LIGHT
>>>IF YOUR USING A DETONATER THE
TOP IS SLOPED SO JUST SAW OFF
ENOUGH FOR THE DET. TO FIT AND
SEAL WITH EPOXY.

BY:THE CHEMIST II*^*^[F] THE [L] CHEMIST II^*^*^*^*
JUST REMEMBER WHO INVENTED THIS!!

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/NEW TERROR WEAPON.txt:


NEW TERROR WEAPON

THE OTHER NIGHT, WHILE KEDORG AND I
WERE TERRORIZING A CHINEESE RESTARAUNT,
KEDORG THOUGHT OF A NEW TERROR WEAPON.
IT IS CALLED THE JELLY OF TERROR.
IT CONSISTS OF THE FOLLOWING:

1) A SHITLOAD OF JELLO
2) A LOT OF THAT GLOW-IN-THE-DARK STUFF
3) A BUCKET
4) AND A COUPLE OF LADLES (BIG SCOOPS)

MIX UP THE JELLO LIKE USUAL AND ADD THE
GLOWING STUFF. WHEN IT SOLIDIFIES IN
THE BUCKET OR CONTAINER, TAKE IT UP TO
A ROOF WITH A BUNCH OF FRIENDS AND
SCOOP IT OUT AND WING IT AT INNOCENT
PASSERS-BY. WHEN THEY NOTICE A GLOWING
BLOB OF GOOP IMPACT IN FRONT OR ON THEM,THEY WILL RUN IN UNEQUALED TERROR.
GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?
FUN FOR ALL.

BY: MR. DEATH *** MR. DEATH ***
=================

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/PARKING METERS.txt:


PARKING METERS AND SMOKE BOMBS

FIRST THIS -> SMOKE BOMBS <-
1 MIX: 3 PARTS SUGAR AND 6 PARTS EPSON
SALTS
2 PUT IN COFFE CAN ONTO LOW FLAME
3 LET GELL & HARDEN
4 PUT IN A MATCH FOR A FUSE THEN LIGHT
AND RUN LIKE HELL
---------------------------------------
I TRIED THIS AND IT DID NOT FUCKING
WORK WORTH SHIT!!!! I HAVE GOTTEN ALL
KINDS OF BOMB DOX BUT EITHER THEY DO
NOT WORK OR THEY HAVE SOME CRAZY CHEMIC
ALS THAT I CAN NOT GET!!!! ALSO WHERE
I LIVE ANY KIND OF FIREWORK IS VERY
VERY ILEGAL SO I CANT EVEN HARDLY GET
MY HANDS ON FIRECRACKERS. THE PHONES
AROUND MY AREA ARE NOT METAL BUT HARD
PLASTIC WITH THE MOUTH PIECE STUCK ON.
ANYWAYS WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE POST SOME
METHOD OF MESSING UP A PARKING METER
AND I AM INTERESTED IN BUYING A CHEAP
BB GUN OR SOMETHING IF ANY OF YA
HAVE ONE LATER, -> THE BUZZARD

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/PHONE LINES.txt:


MSG LEFT BY: MR. DEATH

TRIXSTER, KEDORG, & I JUST GOT THROUGH
CUTTING SOME PHONE LINES IN THIS BUILDING BECAUSE THEY WERE IN THE OPEN AND
BECAUSE WE WANTED TO. ALSO, IF THERE
IS AN EMERGENCY, PEOPLE CAN'T CALL OUT
SO IF YOU EVER SEE ANY PHONE LINES, CUT
THEM SO IT WILL CAUSE HAVOC!!!!!

KILL AND DESTROY.

ALSO, READ THE HOLLY PHRASE OF THE WEEK
IN MY MESSAGE.

*** MR. DEATH ***
=================

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/PIGEON SKEET.txt:


Pigeon Skeet

Yep, you got it Amputee... pigeon skeet
is good sport. What is also fun is to
do it without a scope at flocks.
Because the stupid birds fly in circles
when they are in formation, usZng the
shot-gun trick can drop several in a
matter of minutes. It's hard, but
amazing. I've only tried this out in
the country side. Once, my friend was
able to down 3 with one 5 shot spread.

Death to stupid, helpless animals...
Death to pigeons!

By: MISTER YANSU
TER YANSU

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/ROCKET BOMB.txt:


ROCKET BOMBS

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BUILD YOUR OWN
WARHEAD CARRYING ROCKET? WELL NOW YOU
CAN WITH THE NEW "BLOW-EM-UP" ROCKET
BOMB PLANS FROM MR. DEATH.
FIRST YOU MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF
EXPERIENCE IN MODEL ROCKETRY.
THEN GO OUT AND BUY A "D" OR "E" ENGINE
ROCKET THAT IS FAIRLY SIMPLE.
MAKE THE ROCKET LIKE THEY SAY AND THEN
FILL THE NOSE CONE WITH SOME SUBSTANCE
THAT HAS THE SAME WEIGHT OR CLOSE TO
FLASH-POWDER.
DETACH THE NOSE CONE FROM THE SHOCK
CORD SO THAT ONLY THE BODY WILL BE
CONNECTED TO THE PARACHUTE. GET A GOOD
STOPWATCH AND A PAIR OF GOOD BINOCULARS
AND LAUNCH THE ROCKET STRAIGHT UP.
WATCH THE ROCKET AND START TIMING WHEN
THE EJECTION CHARGE BLOWS THE CONE FREE
AND STOP TIMING RIGHT WHEN THE CONE
IMPACTS ON THE GROUND.
THEN RETRIEVE THE BODY AND GET ANOTHER
NOSE CONE. FILL THE NOSE CONE WITH
FLASH POWDER AND BLOCK UP THE HOLE WITH
MODEL CEMENT. MAKE SURE TO HAVE A NICE
LITTLE FUSE STICKING OUT OF THE CEMENT.
THAT FUSE SHOULD BE A LITTLE SMALLER
THAN THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT TOOK FOR
IMPACT. (SMALLER TIME-WISE)
FIGURE THAT IF IT TOOK 30 SEC. TO FALL
THEN THE FUSE SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR
ABOUT 25 SEC.
NOW THIS IS GOOD FOR A BOMB THAT WILL
GO STRAIGHT UP AND COME STRAIGHT
DOWN. NOW IF YOU WANT TO SHOOT IT ON
AN ANGLE, THEN YOU MUST USE SOME
FORMULA TO FIGURE OUT HOW HIGH THE
ROCKET WILL BE WHEN EJECTION OCCURS SO
THAT YOU CAN TIME YOUR FUSE RIGHT.
REMEMBER TO USE A NO-TIME DELAY ENGINE
SO THAT THE EJECTION CHARGE WILL OCCUR
IMEDIATLY.
HAVE FUN.

BY:MR. DEATH
*** MR. DEATH ***

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/SHOT GUN 766.txt:


Shot Gun 766

Believe it or not, a Crossman 760/766
can be made to fire multi-shot sprays
with a nive spread pattern (fairly
dense). Simply insert 5 or 6 BBs into
the loading chamber by hand and n't
tilt the muzzle forward (since the
loading magnet can not hold more than
two BBs in place at one time).

Crossman destruction...
By:Mister Yansu
r Yansu

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/SUPER WRIST ROCKET.txt:


Super Wrist Rocket

Hey people, i'm back with many new
things in my goodie bag. But first, i
just got a Beeman news letter (Beeman
makes compatition air guns) and it had
an interesting little item in it. it's
called the "propel-it magnumslingshot"
and can wing .38 cal. steel balls (25
included) over 200 fps. this is more
powerful than a good crossbow and this
is because it has a pully system in it
just like a compound bow. it also comes
with 3 short steel bolts (arrows) and
the special tube used to shoot them.
now they are asking 59.95 for it and
i'm wondering if it's worth it so
anyone with info. please contact me.

remember the holy words:

i-don'T-care!!!
---------------

kill

By: Mr. Deathrase of the week, read
the message.

kill *** mr. death ***
=================
ex

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/WATER SKEET ADDENDUM.txt:


MSG LEFT BY: MISTER YANSU

SURE BLOWING AWAY BOTTLES IS FUN, BUT
T ABOUT THE SEAGULLS? SHOULDN'T
THEY BE GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO KOIN
(JOIN) IN ON THE FUN? THEY >LOVE<
PLAYING DODGE-THE-BULLET ON A NICE
SUNNY DAY...

YANSU

Text found in Ye_Olde_Alchemist_Handbook_Textfiles.dsk/WATER SKEET.txt:


WATER SKEET

THIS MIGHT BE A LITTLE OVER YOUR HEADS
BUT IT IS FUN NONE THE LESS...
TODAY I WENT OUT TO THE SEA WITH MY
SPECIAL FORCES FRIEND... WE USED A
10 MAN BLOW UP BOAT WITH A 55 HP ENGINE
ON THE OUTBOARD. I (OF COURSE) BROUGHT
ALONG MY MINI-14 (IT'S STAINLESS STEEL
SO I CAN GO OUT IN THE WATER WITH IT)
AND WHEN WE GOT FAR ENOUGH OFF SHORE
AND HAD A COUPLE OF BOTTLES OF BEER,
WE CHECKED FOR ANY NEARBY BOATS AND
THEN HAD SOME FUN! ALEX THREW THE
BOTTLES IN THE AIR AS I TRIED TO SHOOT
THEM (MY FINGER WAS GOING LIKE A FULL-
AUTO MACHINE GUN!) AND I PICKED OFF
MOST OF THEM IN MID AIR... JUST LIKE
SKEET SHOOTIN ON THE LOVE BOAT!
HOW FUN....
LATER DUDES**
BY: THE AMPUTEE

WATER SKEET ADDENDUM

SURE BLOWING AWAY BOTTLES IS FUN, BUT
T ABOUT THE SEAGULLS? SHOULDN'T
THEY BE GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO KOIN
(JOIN) IN ON THE FUN? THEY >LOVE<
PLAYING DODGE-THE-BULLET ON A NICE
SUNNY DAY...

BY:MR.YANSU