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and flavor. this is where those three wonderful cuts of beef come together. you can just tell that blend is working in there. and we sear them, and that seals in the juices of the burger. it doesn't get any better than that. and that's the culver's butterburger. welcome to delicious! [ eend applause ] ?? >> steve: from studio 6b rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the ing jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- leslie mann,
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fallonventions, musical guests machine gun kelly and camila cabello, and featuring the legendary ots . >> questlove: 577! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, fantastic! hey! welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome. thank you very much. thank you for being here. welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you've made it. [ cheers a applause ] you're here. re's what everyone's talking about. of course, you guys, today, is the day before thanksgiving.
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so, at's exciting. it'sdered by many to be the busiest travelthayf year. yeah. in fact, airports are so busy the t.s.a. asks passengers to just pat each other down. [ laughter and applause ] they're like, "where you head? ah, where you ing? yeah, me too." "i know where you're going. you're my dad. laughter ] yeah, i'm going with you yeah, it's so busy, some airports had to open up a a chili's 3, 4 and 5. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: that's how busy it is. i saw the chicago o'hare airport even had therapy dogs roaming around the terminals to travelers. it made everyone relax, expt for the people with weed in their carry-ons. [ laughter ] they're like, "get out of here! go! fetch! go fetch!" actually, i saw that today was dubbed weed wednesday because marijuana dispensary sales go up a ost 30% the day before light ughter ] you -- younow you're stoned at thanksgiving when you have to ask, "how long's my hand been inside this turkey?" [ laughter ] "just go. just go.
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>> sve: "where's the baster?" >> jimmy: speaking of weed, i read that a marijuana dispensary in colorado is offering holiday gift packages that include pot brownies and other edibles. yeah. it's expected to be the first edible arrangement people actually want. [ laughter ] >> steve: ho! hey! [ applause ] "you care for some lukewarm cantaloupe? [ laughter ] only about 30 people ate it." [ laughter ] of course, not everyone is able to make it homto eat thanksving dinner with their families. so we put together this timeline of what the typical american thanksgiving is like, just so you can watch this and out. first, your aunt will arrive with an apple pie that she baked herself. your mom already bought an apple pie at the store, so this will be a thing. [ laughter and applause ] >> stevewow. >> jimmy: then, in the kitchen, your grandfather will wander in after two bourbons and say, "turkey's small this year." evugh 's ten tho same size every year, but -- [ laughter and applause ] meanwhile, in the living room, everyone will be watching football, awkwardly sitting through a viagra commercial.
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en, at the dinner table, beyourcause amily banned political talk, your grandmother will say, "g, now i can talk about all my ailments." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, the conversation will have that magical beat of silence where somebody says, "well, i think it's time we get going." [ laughter ] and that's how thanksgiving usually goes, so i hope you have a great one. [ cheers and applause ] well, donald trump has been very busy this week preparing toe office. in fact, he releas a video with an update on his white house tranon policy plans for his first 100 days as president. he says he hard at work, but i noticed something odd during the video. take aook at this. >> tod would lhoike to provide the american people with aupdaten the white house transition and our policy plans for the first 100 days. our transition team is working very efficiently and effectively -- ?? >> jmy: he doing it om one of his casinos. >> steve: one of his casinos. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> steve: that's insane. >> jimmy: i knew i didn't buy it. [ light laughter ] and after previously calling it a
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warming might be real. [ laughter ] trump was like, "i just had a a hard time believing something could get hoer as it got older, and i just didn't know." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey-oh! hey, hey, hey -oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "it didn't really feel warm." t the big news today that is donald trump has appointed south carolina governor nikki haley to be ambaor to the ited natns. yeah. w to say sorry in over arning a dozen languages. laughter and applause finally, i read about a new app called "dropcar" that offers an on-demand valet service where a a stranger meets youtakes your car, and parks it for you. [ laughter ] they say it's perfect if you're on the go and you never want to see your car again. there you go. [ applause ] we have a great show, you guys. give it up for tts!he roo [ cheers and applause ] ?? ??
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>> jimmy: hey, everybody! it bgreat ek so far. there's more ahe. tomorrow night, we are spending thanksgiving with hious kevin james. >> steve: oh, funny. >> jimmy: man, oh man, is he funny. [ eers and applause ] wee insothpland in. plus tim gunn will be here we le tim gunn. [ eers and applause ] ket rk d we have great music from the >> jimmy: he's doing a speci medley for us. >> steve: so it's a long weekend. >> jimmyit is a longee d a long weeknd song, yeah. he's doing "starboy," and then, he's gonna mix it in with t fioing to be f. sh we have a fta tonig. we lov her "how to be snd a his 40." now shs starring in the new film, "the comedian," alongside robert de niro. leslie mann ising dropp. >> steve: ye! [ cheers and alause ] >> jimmy: oh my goodness. we love her. >> stevecome on!
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guy is just the?z most tanted dudes ever. you ghow him from "fing oasorge i amilton. now he's starrg a big new david ncherior tfmind hunter." h. r pal jonath groff is here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: plus, we do this bit. we feature this from time to time. we love doing this bit. i really enjoy it. it's featuring some amazing kid inventors in a segment we call "fallonventions," and it's good to see what these kids come up with. [ cheers and applause ] i have a few inventions of my own. >> steve: always. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, it should be good. and then, we have great, great music from machine gun kelly and camila cabello! >> steve: yo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: camila cabello! hey, guys. we're in week 12 of the nfl season, and the big thanksgiving thursday night football matchup is between the pittsburgh steelers and the indianapolis colts right here on nbc. it's a big matchup. [ cheers and applause ] everyone watches football after thanksgiving dinner. now, as you know, at the end of every season, they give an
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awards during the season, sort of like the ones you think about in high school yearbooks like "most likely to succeed," "class clown," stuff like that. so with that in mind, it's time for "tonight show superlatives." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ? tonight show superlatives ? >> jimmy: our first player is tyler matakevich. he's a linebacker for the pittsburgh steelers. he was voted "most likely to be jesse tyler ferguson after thanksgiving dinner." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: you got to eat a lot. >> steve: you got to eat, very fond of the groceries. >> jimmy: next up is justin gilbert. he was voted "most likely to put on his jersey with the hanger still inside." [ laughter and applause ] well, that -- the best way to keep it. >> steve: there, you got to keep it -- you got to keep it separate. >> jimmy: next up is steelers wide receiver antonio brown. he was voted "most likely to learn things by plugging himself into a usb port." [ laughter and applause ] which is very tricky to do. [ laughter ]
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it's not easy. >> jimmy: here's chris hubbard. he voted "most likely to have made this face as he slowly rises over the side of your bathroom stall." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: "is everything going good in there?" [ light laughter ] "i hope everything comes out okay." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: our next player is vince williams -- [ laughter ] who was voted "most likely to pop out of nowhere and say, 'you talking about me?'" [ applause ] next up is b.j. finney. quote larry the cable guy in his wedding vows." [ laughter ] >> steve: really? "git-r-done!" [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: git-r-done. i love him. and finally, from the steelers is david decastro. he was voted "most likely to be sitting between a democrat and a republican at the thanksgiving table." [ laughter ] there you go, guys. [ cheers and applause ] those are your "nfl superlatives." we'll be back with more of "the tonight show!" [ cheers and applause ]
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ideas are scary. they come into this world ugly and messy. ideas are frightening because they threaten what is known. they are the natural born enemy of the way things are. yes, ideas are scary, and messy and fragile. but under the proper care,
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back! welcome back, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show." if you love seeing new
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brilliant kids then you're really going to love this. that's right, it's time for another round of ge's "fallonventions." here we go. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: welcome to ge's "fallonventions." jimmy fallon's night of inventions. [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> jimmy: now, i love inventions. and i'm okay with kids. [ laughter ] so i got together with ge and we found some of the best and brightest kids out there. i think you're going to be amazed at what they came up with. let's meet our first invenr. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing, my friend? how are you doing, buddy? cameron, cameron, how old are you, where are you from? >> i'm nine and i'm from buffalo, new york. >> jimmy: hey, cool, welcome, buddy. now, what is your invention? >> my invention is the slider bench. >> jimmy: all right, this is the slider bench. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: okay. now how did you come up with this invention here? >> i came up with it when i was in the piano lesson and i was doing four- octave scales and i was having trouble reaching all the keys on the piano.
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invented a piano bench that slid back and forth so people with short arms can reach all of the keys on the piano, so i did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you did it, you took it upon yourself to do it, and you really did. how did you make it? >> i made it by attaching a go cart seat to old skateboard wheels and then i put it inside of an old piano bench. >> jimmy: that's genius, i love this. can you show us how it goes? >> sure. ?? ?? >> jimmy: slider bench. there we go. [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? >> jimmy: got that way. ?? ?? ?? >> jimmy: look at that, there's the -- [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking about. i'm sending that to george lucas, that's fantastic, cameron. that is a good invention, slider bench.
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send that to j.j. abrams. that is such a smart invention, it's almost as brilliant as something i invented, cameron. now i love eating a big scoop of ice cream out of a waffle cone, who doesn't. but what happens when you do that? it drips all over your hand. well, that's not going to happen if you use the waffle mitt. now look. it's a completely edible mitt. made out of waffle. [ laughter ] right on in the mitt there. the thing is fantastic. you could eat off the top of your hand, bottom of your hand, no one cares. put your mitt in here, buddy. see how this works. yeah. scoop the ice cream right there in your mitt. and then take a bite of that. [ laughter ] look at this right here. is this fun? then you could eat the ice cream, then you could eat your mitt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. loser! >> whatevs.
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here, cameron. [ cheers and applause ] get out of here. i'm not showing it to george lucas. let's meet our next inventor sherwood. sherwood, are you here? hey, buddy. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing sherwood? come here, buddy. sherwood, how old are you, where are you from? >> 16, and from guelph ontario, canada. >> jimmy: hey, that's what i'm talking about, very good. now, what is your invention here? this is exciting. >> so this is my fencing dummy. >> jimmy: fencing dummy, yup. >> it's powered by pneumatic >> jimmy: of course. [ laughter ] duh. one of those old pneumatic cylinder dummies, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> and it's hooked up to an air compressor over there. >> jimmy: okay, so fencing dummy. how'd you come up with this thing? >> in fencing just like any other sport there's a lot of drills and practice. but you need somebody who's willing to get hit over and over again. so i created this. >> jimmy: i have that problem, yeah. [ laughter ] well, let's see how it works there.
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should i put my mask on too? they call it a mask? >> yeah. >> jimmy: cool. [ laughter ] clearly you've been watching a a lot of "west world." here we go. oh! hey! oh! yeah. well, you -- oh, whoa, hey! that's right. that's very good. ?? [ cheers and applause ] you mind if i try it? thank you, my friend. thank you, sherwood. you know. hello, dummy. [ laughter ] ready? all right, go. go again. [ laughter ] i'm going to get better at fencing. this all works and that's good and exciting. it's dangerous and i love danger. and it's fun. but what happens? what happens if you're just walking by the dummy, hey, can i talk to you a second, dummy, everything good?
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?? [ cheers and applause ] game over, dummy! en guarde! come here a second, sherwood. sherwood, this is a real invention -- sherwood? [ laughter ] sherwood, you're 16 years old, right? do you have your own room? >> yep. >> jimmy: yeah. you're hanging out in your messy room, right? just a teenaged dude, you're like, what's up? leave me alone, mom, i want to listen to my music, you know. i want to go fencing -- i want to fence with my dummy. [ laughter ] all right, all right. [ cheers and applause ] there's dirty laundry all over the place and your mom's nagging to put your laundry in the washing machine and you don't want to do it because it's boring, right? well, not if you've got the laundry launder. all right? check this thing out. you just put your dirty laundry in here, right? and then, aim it at the washing machine, there you go.
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[ cheers and applause ] it's super fun. ready to try this? your mom won't even believe this. like, i'm not doing my laundry, really? i'll do it, bye, mom. show her. whatever. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] go on get out of here. we did that on purpose. he wasn't going to wet his beak on that invention. let's meet our last inventors. come on over, claire and sadie, everyone. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, guys. now, now you are claire? >> yep. >> jimmy: you are sadie? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay. now here, you can stand over here, claire. now, you are sisters? >> yes. >> jimmy: how old are you guys? >> i'm ten, she's six. >> jimmy: hey, very cool, welcome to the show. where are you from? >> weare, new hampshire. >> jimmy: where? >> weare. it's called weare. the town is called weare. >> jimmy: where? [ laughter ] >> it's called weare, the town is called weare.
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[ laughter ] where are you from? >> weare, new hampshire. >> jimmy: yeah, well that's what i'm saying, where in new hampshire? >> weare, new hampshire. >> jimmy: yeah, where in new hampshire? that's right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: no, where? [ cheers and applause ] got you with weare. how do you spell weare is it w? >> it's w-e-a-r-e. and the way i learned to spell it was -- is "we are," and then you put them together. >> jimmy: hey, perfect. there you go. sadie, what is your invention here, my friend? >> it's the amazing curb climber. >> jimmy: the amazing curb climber. now, can you show me how this works? how did you come up with this, first of all? >> so i cerebral palsy which means i have to use a walker. so one day i was at the library. and they have these big steps. and i couldn't get up because my walker couldn't climb up curbs or stairs. so i decided to make one that
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and so i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love it. i think it's a great idea. let's see how it works. let's see the amazing curb -- look at that, the three wheels. see this is genius. yore geniulove this. [ cheers and applause ] ?? can it go over my foot? >> of course it can. >> jimmy: oh, ahh, oh, oi, oh, just kidding. [ laughter ] i love it. it's a great invention. are u on camera? you're on camera there cool. [ laughter ] you girls are so talented. i'm very, very impressed with you guys. let's get all our inventors back here. come on everybody. ?? [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] i do have one more thing to show you.
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to make the impossible possible. [ ughter ] so there. [ cheers and applause ] they're giving each of you guys $5,000 to help further your education. ?? [ cheers and applause ] there you go. there. oh, sorry, buddy. there yo, cameron. we g your chk ghthere. uys. that's5,000 for each of you guys. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, cameron, sh, claire and sadie! and our friends at ge! for mo check out the ge fallonvention website to see some of my inventions. stick around, 'll be right ck with leslann, everybody! cheers and applause ?? >> steve: ge is thankful to serve up a big helping of fallonventions this holiday season.
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! our first guest is a very talented actress. her new movie "the comedian" opens next friday, december 2nd in new york and l.a. and nationwide january 13th. please welcome the always delightful leslie mann, ladies and gentlemen! ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> hello, how are you? >> jimmy: so good to see you. happy almost thanksgiving to you. >> happy almost thanksgiving. >> jimmy: i got to see the family backstage. >> yes. >> jimmy: which is fantastic. i love your family. >> yes, thank you. >> jimmy: a -- judd apatow's your husband.
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>> yep, maude 18. >> jimmy: 18. >> and iris is 14. >> jimmy: 14. gorgeous family. look at this. >> that's maude and that's iris. >> jimmy: i mean, come on, happy family back there. how is everyone doing? everyone's fun? >> everyone's good. maude is 18 and just went away to college. she's at northwestern in chicago. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: oh, that's a good school. is that tough for you, though? >> it's a -- devastating. >> jimmy: it is. [ light laughter ] >> i don't know if any of you are mothers, but ili but i have this app on my phone called "find my friends" which lets me track her. and so i can -- >> jimmy: what do you mean you can track her? i didn't know this. >> have you ever heard of this "find my friends" app? >> jimmy: no. i mean, my kids are only three and two, but i should get it now. [ laughter ] and then they'll -- just grow into it. what do you do? >> you, well we -- we started it when we were on vacation. and she let me track her, because it was like a scary
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[ laughter ] and i needed to know where she was. >> jimmy: what scary vacation? like an island or something? >> glastonbury. we were at a big festival. >> jimmy: oh, it's a festival. >> a music festival, and there were a lot of people and -- >> jimmy: that seems to be like a new vacation for a family. >> it was -- well it was just us, and i brought her friends and it was -- >> jimmy: how cool are you? that's awesome. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: so you tracked her down there? >> so i tracked her and her friends. i don't think they know that i'm still tracking them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they know now. >> now they know, becaus >> jimmy: did you know where her friends are too? >> i know where they are too, and i track them. [ laughter ] but she -- so i feel -- it gives me a lot of comfort to know, when i wake up in the middle of the night, like get worried that she's safe, i check "find my friends" and see that she's home. usually -- the other night she was across the street at the fraternity house. and it was 2:00 my time, so
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and i texted her, maude, go home. [ laughter ] and i just -- i think she probably thinks like i'm psychic or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like, my mom gets the feeling that i'm out right now, tracking me app, yeah. you gotta go out, you gotta have fun. and how's -- how's iris? who's 14. >> so iris is pissed off that maude left, and that she's alone in the house with us. and she's like, i don't want to hang out with you guys, i don't want to talk to you. i know it, changes. i feel bad. your kids are probably so sweet and likent it changes. >> jimmy: what are you talking about, no! [ laughter ] >> they do. she's like, don't hug me! ow! that hurts! and then she's like embarrassed of me. she's embarrassed of my social media thing. like i have instagram and she's like, seriously mom, that is so bad. >> jimmy: that is so bad. >> so embarrassing. >> jimmy: you are so embarrassing, mom! >> it's not even embarrassing -- >> jimmy: get off of snapchat!
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>> jimmy: you don't have to track me, i'm here anyhow. [ light laughter ] i was telling her, we have somebody on the show today, and their -- same aged kids, oh my kids dunks a basketball, and can do impressions of the beatles at like two and a half or something. and i go, "wow!" i was about to show them a a video. they're like, "what does your kid do?" i go, "well, here's franny, she's naked in a hamper and uh --" [ laughter ] [ unintelligible ] she likes hanging out in the hamper. [ light laughter ] >> that's good, that's good. >> jimmy: it's breathable, it's breathable. you know, this hole, sticking her fingers through the hole [ laughter ] that gets funny. i think they do it upstairs and downstairs. >> that's so cute though. >> jimmy: so we travel with the hamper. that's our act. >> aww. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's so sad. i know but she likes it, what are you going to do? it's like, we want to go to india. okay, let's do it. [ light laughter ] i saw "the comedian." i was so looking forward to this thing, i loved it so much, because i love stand-up comedy, i love you, and i love robert de niro. robert de niro doing stand-up, he is like, come on. >> i know. >> jimmy: i just could not -- what was -- >> he's so bad. >> jimmy: he's the best. >> he's the best.
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real comedy clubs. >> yeah, we were at the comedy cellar, we -- i mean, he's the nicest person ever, but for meeting him for the first time was -- terrifying. because -- you know. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. he's like scary. >> jimmy: yeah. he's robert de niro. it's like, wow, you look just like robert de niro! >> yeah. >> jimmy: but you have danny devito in there, patti lupone i love, edie falco. >> edie falco. >> jimmy: i can't get enough of edieal >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and so he plays this comedian, jack bke, from his show "eddie's home", he goes to, through this old throwback tv night, and he gets a fight wh a heckler,ome guwhhaa wecam ow, ere he heces comediansand getsnto arments with dians,nd that's how makes a living.but rort de ni'st ta -- he doesn't take any busi him out, d itoes ra >> right. in
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got to do community service, and that's where hmeets you, and then things get tricky. >> get tricky. >> jmy: things get tricky, yeah, yeah, ah. 's so fun, and you're fantastic in it. >> thankou. >> jim: it a funny movie. haey keiays tel plurad.? >>nd hvey keitels in it. >> jimmyey k: harvtel's another intimidating guy. >> harvey keitel iamazing, he is the nicest man and -- >> jimmy: you bonded. >> we did. he thoht that i was, the daughter of a marine. beuse i toldim i was. and i thought i was athe time. himsf. >> and he'a mari. and so we kind of, like when we first met, we like bonded over . >> j: all >> that i was the daughter of a ne and he like, he tooke der his ng and w like, ow, anything for you, the -ao ion ttals that a marine term? jmysond-so's not, b yeah, battalion ght be. 's le oorah. >> knorines, whaver, and i'm like yeah. and then like a moh to shooting theovie i ran intmyter
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wa marine. which i guess is very differentr from it's like who delivers things to marines? or something? [ light laughter ] theit eve my mom said, he wasn't a a merchant marine at all. >> jimmy: he was a mine biologist. [ laughter ] >> no, he was a guy who cleane some of the merchant marine boats. [ laughter ] one year for smer mone jno, no, . ay, ha yeah, no. p and so i'm i'm like shoot. can't -- [ laughter ] >> but i c'tthing to harvey becausee'd >> jimmy: you bonded already. >> he'd st be so hurt, and it woulberd. so i just kept lying d then i felt terrible e r whe ship ile was just oth thly like wo , at ts otrunce to tell hi and he pulled me aside that day
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had for 50 years. and he said he wanted me to have no and i tooit. [ lauger ] use i'm a marine's hter! >> jimmy: no your not. but then it turns out, this whole thing's a farce. >> b ts a big lie. >> jimmy: this is a big proble >> so i thought at maybe, you know, i'm avoiding him, and especial avoly i'ming him after night. th you see him, y can give him the coin back. >> jimmyi don't want anything to do with this coin! >> theoin. >> jimmy: no, i don't want anything -- he's an army guy, he's going to kill me! i have nothing to do with the marines. my father-in-law was a marine. does that count? >> jimmy: oh my god, i'm so afraid of it. >> just give it toim next time you see h. >> jimmy: yeah, thank you so much, i appreciate this. let's call harvenight d makehe gets this. we're going to run a clip of "the comedian." chthis out. >> i know you, right? you're jacrke.kie bu >> i am. >> my dad used to lo your tv
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>> jimmy: ounextuest ed ty awreceivd nominaons fos peornces iin awakening" andhamilton."
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disney channel you can see him and his "frozen" cast mates in a new anated series "lego frozen northern lights." he's also starring in a giant new netflix series created by hunter."her called "mind plse welcome back tohehow a very talented man, here's jonathan groff! [ rs and alae ] ?? come on pal, omy god. >> jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: i'so happy that you're bk. thank you much ng ocomi the show. >> thanks fohaving me back. >> jmy: happy almost thanksgiving. >> tha you. ?[w4>>immy: i want to talk abou this nfl series, okay? it's called "mind hunter." not mine- mind. >> mind. >> jimmy: "mind hunter." hunter of the mind. david fincher, pretty intense dude, he's a very funny guy too as well. >> he's hilarious.
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creators of "house of cards," he did that. he's good guy. what was ilikeoi this -- doing this one. >> i'm obsessed wiim. i mean, he's like -- hs a creative genius. >> jimmy: he's cool. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> he's so cool, hs so funny. and, you know, he's famous for dog a million takes. >> y >> do, ylike hdreds of takes. but coming from the theater where u do like the sho every ghfor months a months andons and months, it's kind of likdoin like, you doike rent same thing ery nig, you' like, oh!wi op bse that's actually hen we what the show is about. and it's the se thing with the multiple takes. you geto liktake 47 of ing same scene and you'r like, oh, tually is about this. an iket's liit been ncree -- >> jimmy: thatould drive me crazy though. wouldn't that drive u a a li n you go, didn't i get it the first take? that was ptty goodright ? y definitelfe a relrne gooth when he saysg' l oka >> jimmyyeah, did somethg
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is evyone italking oue l you, hamiltonix tape.rsnd alae thmix tape. th nexom ofriday. s on everyonrichs list. t execuve it comes out. oducer [ cheers and applaus]r?rz= but saying, is i this is -- i mean, is iodd r u totet bee you, kind were there from stt anyou he, me, itassk >> thank you. it'si stctually like -- lyn sent me a link to wholthina cole of days ago when i was ipittsburgh. i was going and was like, leme just he coupl of the mix tape song and i put it on. just started with the fit one. i put it like ony ches and th for like 77 minutes or however ng it is w lik oh! a total wave of overwhelming -- like -- it's just -- >> jimmy: we made versions of stuff -- >> like bill scott's "say no to this," i like -- i had to get up, and i was doing laps around
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>> jimmy: ashanti and ja rule coming back, it's crazy. >> jruit's czy. >> jimmy: wiz khalifa, sia is whs rapping by the way.ifah >> rappi again. >> jimmy: oh, no, i freaked out. >> she's rapping again! >> jimmy: miguel, nas, busta rhym. >> the roots. >> jimmy: the roots. [ cheers and applause ] favorite track though, is track number 12. >> which one's that? >> jimmy: it's "you'll be back" -- [ cheers ] by jimmy fallon. [ cheers and applause ] everyone's yelling. >> that's my favorite track too! >>immy: i was going to say that. >> no, you killed it. >> jimmy: i waso nervous, no. >> you killed it. >> jimmy: i did not. >> that was incredible. >> jimmy: i don't know how it ended up on this. no, i did not. you know, i -- >> what do you mean? u're amazing. >> jimmy: no. no, no, no. i freaked ou >> you sang the crap out of it, no good. >> jimmy: , it's just funny, it's a comedy song when i sing it. when you sing it sounds enomenal, it amazing, it's standing otion. when i do it it's a comedy song and you laugh and go, what's the next track? >> i totally disagree, it's hilarious. >> jimmy: i did learn a
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hit. >> okay. jimmy'subtle tice it. takesears, obly. at home. but when you do it -- do you want me to give you a little taste? [ cheers and applause ] ? you? is tt the note? >> yeah, perfect pitch. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] what are you going to say, right? all right, ready? it's a breathing technique. ? you say the price of my love n price that you cry ? cause you catch that. ? you see when you hurl in the sea if you see me go by sor ade r arrangement where you ? ? went away ? ? ? remember the fight i was strange i'm your man ? can you brthe.
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you reme belong to me ? [ ughter ] ? youl be bk ? jonathan groff, everyone [ chrs and applause ] it's subtle. you' the best,e ou're best! jothan groff, ind hunter." "mind hunter" prem2ieres machine gun kelly, camila cabello perform after the break. stick around be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ??
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a fun -- it's a hamper that has a lot of ventilation. but this is -- my 2-year-old's trick. >> hello! [ laughter ] hi! hello! [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: their collaboration debuted at number one on the hip-hop charts, has been streamed over 20 million times, wow. performing "bad things," give it up for machine gun kelly and camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ? am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? don't matter what you say don't matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you ? ? so good that you can't explain it what can i say it's complicated ?
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if it feels good so you come back like i knew you would ? ? and we're both wild and the night's young and you're my drug breathe you in ? ? til my face numb drop it down to that bass drum i got what you dream about ? ? nails scratchin my back tatt eyes closed while you scream out ? ? and you keep me in with those hips while my teeth sink in those lips ? ? while your body's giving me life and you suffocate in my kiss then you said ? ? i want you forever even when we're not together scars on m i can take you wherever ? ? like i want you forever even when we're not together scars on my body i can look at you whenever ? ? am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? don't matter what you say don't matter what you do i only wanna do
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? so good that you can't explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? well i can't explain it i love the pain and i love the way that your breath ? ? numbs me like novocain and we are always high keep it strange ? ? okay yeah i'm insane but you the same let me paint the picture couch by the kitchen ? ? nothin but your heels on losing our religion you're my pretty little vixen ? inside your head that keeps telling you to listen to all the bad things i say ? ? and you said i want you forever even when we're not together scars on my body so ? ? i can take you wherever like i want you forever even when we're not together ? ? scars on my body i can look at you whenever ? ? am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it
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it's complicated ? ? don't matter what you say don't matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you ? ? so good that you can't explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ? the way we love is so unique and when we touch i'm shivering ? ? and no one has to get it just you and me cause we're just living ? i want you forever even when we're not together scars on my body so i can take you wherever ? ? like i want you forever even when we're not together scars on my body i can look at you whenever ? ? am i out of my head am i out of my mind if you only knew the bad things i like ? ? don't think that i can explain it what can i say it's complicated ?
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don't matter what you do i only wanna do bad things to you ? ? so good that you can't explain it what can i say it's complicated ? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: camila cabello! >> jimmy! >> jimmy: oh, come on. good seeing ya. how you doing buddy? machine gun kelly! camila cabello! [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] i love saying your name.
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to leslie mann, jonathan groff, g.e. and all of our young inventors, machine gun kelly, camila cabello, and the roots right there! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. happy thanksgiving. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]


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