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subway. fresh is what we do. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- ricky gervais -- tony hale -- brian regan --
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roots crew. >> questlove: 491! woo! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! enjoy yourselves! welcome! welcome! have a good time! looking good! please, hot crowd tonight! hot crowd! they're ready for the weekend! [ cheers and applause ] have fun! thank you, roots! welcome, everybody! welcome to "the tonight show!"
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[ cheers and applause ] i'm in a good mood! i'm in a great mood tonight. i want to say happy father's day to all the dads out there. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: actually, this sunday is father's day. it's also game 7 of the nba finals -- [ cheers ] the final round of the u.s. open, and a new episode of "game of thrones." [ cheers and applause ] kids were like, "we're gonna spend the whole day bringing you beers, aren't we?" and you go, "yeah, yeah." [ cheers and applause ] and this is nice. i saw that mark zuckerberg is celebrating his first father's day this sunday. mark can be one dad who's actually excited to get a a boring sweatshirt and a a mousepad. [ laughter and applause ] and this is sweet. i saw in a video for father's day that the children of nfl players drew brees and antonio brown list a bunch of things they like about their dads. did you see that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it was cute, yeah. well, tom brady's kids just complained about him deflating
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and they go -- >> steve: what? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not -- >> steve: what? >> jimmy: there's no proof. there's no proof that that happened. there's no proof of it. of course, the big sports story is the nba finals. last nights, the cavs beat the warriors to tie the series at three games a piece. [ cheers and applause ] this is exciting. exciting, and steph curry's team is really frustrated. in fact, he got ejected -- he got ejected, ande got mad and threw his mouth guard into the crowd and actually hit a guy. [ laughter ] curry later said he was sorry. then the guys was like, "sorry? after i sell this on ebay, i'll never have to work again. this is" -- [ cheers and applause ] "thank you. thank you." then steph curry's mom was like, "you better find it and wash it off because we're not buying you another one." [ laughter and applause ] "i mean. do you hear me young man? do you hear me young man? enough!" a little celebrity news, here. i read that some male celebrities, like kanye west and justin bieber, are wearing ripped jeans that cost up to $900. [ crowd ohs ] or as dads with only one old pairje
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look who's just as cool as kanye bieber." [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> kanye bieber. oh, i thought this was pretty strange, here. i read that a german company has just released a line of "star wars"-themed perfume. i don't know. i mean, what kind of woman would want a "star wars"-themed perfume? [ laughs maniacally ] [ laughter ] oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ applause ] [ laughter ] uh, i don't know what to make of this. a naked restaurant is opening in japan next month, but apparently, it's banning customers who are overweight, over 60, or have tattoos. [ crowd ohs ] yeah, they said the last thing they want at their naked restaurant is a bunch of weirdos. [ laughter and applause ] the naked restaurant. >> steve: let's go. >> jimmy: speaking of weirdos, a group of animal researchers just published a paper that claims they've discovered a new
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mating position for frogs. [ laughter ] they knew they were about to discover new mating positions for frogs when they saw this. ♪ ♪ girl girl yeah oh girl i need you girl ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] mmm. mmm, mmm, mmm! >> steve: mmm! >> jimmy: and finally, since this week seemed like it had more than its fair share of bad news, we here at "the tonight show" thought it might help to hear some really good news. so we asked real news anchors from all around the country to read stories that we wish were true, stories that make us feel happy. i'll show you what i mean in tonight's installment of "i've got good news and good news." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> a record number of drivers have been pulled over this month, to be told their driving is fantastic. [ laughter ] keep up the great driving, america. ug
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>> there was a robbery downtown earlier this afternoon -- wait. i'm sorry. i read that wrong. it says, "there's free pizza for anyone who wants it, and it's delicious." [ laughter ] >> a new medical study finds that the older you get, the better your tramp stamp looks. [ laughter ] >> republicans and democrats have signed a new law that requires all of your facebook friends to be doing slightly worse than you. [ laughter ] not too bad, just enough so that you're doing the best. [ laughter ] way to go, tiger. >> this just in, you didn't leave your wallet in the bar where you were drunk last night. it's been in your jacket pocket the whole time. [ laughter ] >> and finally, tonight, you're a good person. seriously, i know you have your doubts sometimes, but everyone in the world was just talking it over, and we unanimously agreed you're the best. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ guys, welcome to the show
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tonight. come back again next week. on monday, blake lively will be here. i'm very excited. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, i love blake lively! >> jimmy: her movie looks good. did you see the trailer for her new movie, "the shallows"? >> steve: "the shallows"? >> jimmy: yes. did you guys see this? >> yes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's a shark movie. did you see this? oh, yeah. you're gonna freak out. so, it's a shark movie. she's like, she's like, "mom, i found that secret place where you told me about, that would be so special to surf" -- or something like that. and she's -- so she goes to this beach, like, in the middle of nowhere with these two other surfer dudes. and they're surfing, and this one goes, like, "hey!" he gets eaten by a shark. [ laughter ] so she's like, "oh, my gosh!" she just yells to the other guy. she's like, "there's a shark! there's a shark!" and the guy's like, "what?" [ laughter ] and she's like, "there's a a shark!" and then -- he get's eaten by a a shark. there's, like, four sharks going around. so, she swims over to this rock. she's maybe a hundred feet from
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rock, and there's, like, five sharks going back and forth. so, she's safe, right? the tide's rolling in. >> steve: whoa. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's not gonna be rock. oh, man! [ laughter ] whoo-hoo hoo hoo! >> steve: whoo! >> jimmy: wow! i'm excited about that. [ laughter ] whoa, man! i don't know what she's gonna do. [ laughter ] it was blake lively. will be here. we're gonna play a game of "know it all," which is a good game. yeah. plus, we have our pal. luke wilson is coming. [ cheers and applause ] he's fantastic in the new cameron crowe show, "roadies." and we got music from mumford & sons and baaba maal, everybody. that's gonna be good. [ cheers and applause ] then, later next week, we have julia louis-dreyfus. we have gordon ramsay, will forte, and nfl superstar j.j. watt will all be dropping by. you don't want to miss it. [ cheers and applause ] but first, we have a great show tonight. he's one of the best dudes ever. we were just laughing. he's got one of the best laughs in the business. he's the writer, director, and
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star -- man, he works hard -- of the netflix movie, "special correspondents." the hilarious ricky gervais is joining us tonight. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it doesn't stop. >> steve: no, you can't stop us. >> jimmy: it's a funny, funny show tonight with funny human beings because this guy, from the emmy award-winning show, the very funny tony hale is here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's amazing! i can't wait to talk to tony hale. and we have standup from one of my all-time favorite comedians. her is the greatest. brian regan is here tonight! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: funny! funny, funny, funny, funny, funny show! >> questlove: he's doing a a show. >> jimmy: brian regan, i love him. guys, as you know, father's day is this sunday. so, a couple of weeks ago, we wrote an original rap in honor of father's day. and we asked all the dads out there to learn the lyrics, and then videotape themselves rapping it as best as they can. we got tons of great submissions, so thank you for those. we took our favorites, put them together, and made a music video. so, please enjoy the premiere of our "father's day dad rap." here we go.
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♪ happy father's day yo ♪ ♪ yeah yeah ♪ it's bout time to show some love to who you call daddy ♪ ♪ you see me out there on the course playing golf badly ♪ ♪ doing my daddy dance in saggy pants as pops ♪ ♪ i'm known for wearing short shorts and rocking black socks ♪ ♪ with sandals beer belly love handles ♪ ♪ who's dear old dad i'll give a few examples ♪ ♪ i'm telling real important stories but nobody's listening ♪ ♪ my main interests are football bowling and fishing ♪ ♪ in the summertime i never care what you all be doing ♪ ♪ pardon me for showing plumbers crack i'm barbecuing ♪ ♪ or hiding out in the bathroom on the ipad ♪ ♪ i say i missed you kids all i get is ♪ ♪ hi dad ♪ my new balance are gray i might casually say ♪ ♪ i'd be a star if i didn't throw
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♪ overall i'm your father so show me some respect ♪ ♪ and with my fathers day gift you better come correct ♪ ♪ i feel like peace and quiet's better than another tie ♪ ♪ you say you love me okay fine i love you too good-bye ♪ ♪ i feel like peace and quiet are better for another day ♪ >> the screen went out, catherine. [ laughs ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the screen went out, catherine." >> steve: oh, catherine. >> jimmy: he was going for it, then he was like -- [ sighs ] "the screen went out, catherine." [ laughter ] thanks to all the dads who helped us out with that, and happy father's day. we'll be right back with thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back everybody. welcome back. guys, today is friday and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. i usually check my inbox, i return some emails. [ cheers and applause ] and of course, i send out thank you notes. and i was running a a bit behind. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> we don't have time. >> jimmy: yeah, we do. we have it, we have it. james, can i get some thank you note -- first of all, happy fathers day james. >> love you, james. [ laughter ] james, can i get some -- >> steve: he's about to become a father again. >> jimmy: can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ laughter ] flirty. >> steve: he's a sly little dog. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: flirty. >> steve: he's got a little twinkle in his eye. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: flirty dude. >> steve: flirty james, yeah. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, queen elizabeth for turning 90 years old. thus bringing you one year closer to be being able to shop at your favorite store, forever 91. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's a great quote. i love that. >> steve: i lived there. ♪
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>> jimmy: thank you, buying a a new tv, for making me pretend i know what i'm talking about while a best buy employee pretends he knows what he's talking about. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] want to get that? >> steve: you got to get the monster cables with this one. >> jimmy: first you got to, what? >> steve: you got to get the monster cables if you're going to get the tv. >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa. this tv comes with 4k. >> steve: what about 3d 4k hdvd's? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you get this tv. [ light laughter ] you hang it in your wall. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: and you're gonna think you're looking at a tv. [ laughter ] >> steve: it's gonna look so ke a tv, so realistic, colors red, green. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> steve: blue. >> jimmy: but what else can i do? >> steve: yellow. >> jimmy: you got blu-ray dvd? [ light laughter ] >> steve: you ever see frozen on dvd blu-ray? [ laughter ] you'd never seen frozen on dvd? oh, my god. >> jimmy: oh my god. >> steve: it's like the snowman's right in the tv in front of you. >> in your freaking face. elsa's right in your freaking face. la
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>> jimmy: hey, calm down buddy. hey, come on now. [ laughter ] >> what can i get you? >> steve: i don't work here, but can i get you anything else? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you want the 8k tv? [ light laughter ] that's the future. future. >> huge. that thing is huge. you know how much it is? with discount. >> jimmy: you kidding me? >> discount, 40% off. 40% off. [ laughter ] $18,000. [ laughter ] you gotta be, i see the 8k go, you got to be [ bleep ] kidding me. [ laughter ] 4k. you gotta be 4k kidding me. [ laughter ] 8k. [ light laughter ] you want the service agreement as an extra fee? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's easier to break in half. >> this ain't going to break on you. >> jimmy: it will break on your way to the car. it's a piece of crap. you're gonna want this service. >> trust me on this one. >> jimmy: wait, wait. you just sold me this. >> i'm just saying, this thing is awful. >> in case i break into your house and smash your teeth in. [ laughter ] >> p
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>> jimmy: what is your problem, man? >> love the show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> yeah. i mean i really love it. [ laughter ] happy father's day. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, you're finally in the store? we already bought everything, yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah. all right, later man. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah, yeah. i'll see you later. i don't need any more. >> i can carry that to your car. i'll break it on the way out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't want you to break it on the way out. >> let it go, let it go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i haven't seen frozen. get out of here. [ cheers and applause ] it's like tom waits doing "frozen." [ light laughter ] ♪ let it go let it go don't hold back anymore ♪ ♪ [ light laughter ] thank you, 40 ounce beers for being great if you want an ice cold beer.
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: quick, drink it fast. drink it fast. >> jimmy: drink it really fast. ♪ thank you, revolving doors, for making angry exits impossible. [ laughter ] i'm out of here, okay? [ cheers and applause ] you'll never see me again! [ cheers and applause ] you're a loser! someone push on my other way. >> steve: i hate you forever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll never forget what you did to me! [ laughter ] don't even look at me, jared! [ light laughter ] >> there's another door. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, the phrase "it's my way or the highway," for letting me know that disagreeing with you is actually faster than doing it
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[ laughter ] >> steve: i'll take the highway. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'll take the highway. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, yawning, for being the perfect time to feed your friend a twinkie. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: delicious. >> it's a living. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i know, it's a living. yeah, yeah. flintstones fans out there. [ light laughter ] >> steve: it's a living. >> jimmy: it's a pterodactyl with like, his beak would play the record. >> yeah. >> jimmy: his beak would play the records and then he's look like, it's a living. [ laughter ] >> steve: or the monkey with the instant camera who would chisel the picture. [ laughter ] it's a living. [ laughter ] be a pterodactyl that fed their
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friends twinkies. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, walking to work, for being healthy way to switch things up by showing up late and looking gross. [ laughter ] those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with ricky gervais! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ nd applause ] ♪
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we love having you here and they love it when you're here. >> great to be here. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, wow. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. do you live here or did you fly in for this? >> i've got a place here and in london. i travel back and forth. i'm flying all the time. >> jimmy: you are. >> it's no trouble. it's nice to be here. [ light laughter ] you know. >> jimmy: i know, i meant thank you so much if you did fly in. thank you so much. >> yes, i did. i did fly in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you. well, i appreciate it. >> the boat takes way too long. >> jimmy: no, i'm not saying that's the option. but, i didn't know if you were just here or what. i mean -- >> no. i came here especially for you. >> jimmy: was it a nice flight? did you enjoy it? >> it was a lovely flight. well, yeah. [ light laughter ] no, no. it is a nice flight. i mean, it doesn't get any better, you know?
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i travel first class, netflix. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> i'm taking them for everything they've got. they're so rich, it's ridiculous. [ light laughter ] so i travel -- i still moan, you know. >> jimmy: what's there to complain about? >> well, i don't know. it's like, the best seats -- when someone else is paying, obviously. i mean, i pay first class when i go if someone isn't paying. but i just don't let my girlfriend sit with me. she's in coach. [ laughter ] you know. >> jimmy: that makes sense. >> it's 10 grand. i love her, but 10 grand, you know? so -- you know, so we sit at the front. not the very front, that's the pilot's seat. [ light laughter ] but we sit at the front, right? >> jimmy: okay, yeah, of course. i was on that plane. >> but this is how spoiled i am, all right? we're on a flight a few weeks ago, and you get on and they come up with champagne straight away. it's beautiful seats and all that. the nuts -- and they said, we're not handing out nuts today, because there's a a passenger on board with a a very serious nut allergy. and even other people eating
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nuts would kill her, right? so i should think -- i said, oh of course, fine. but in my head, i'm thinking, why is that my problem? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. no, no, no. >> no, i know, i know this person would die. [ laughter ] but i'm thinking, i never wanted to eat nuts more. it's like, she was infringing on my right. [ laughter ] i would have gone -- but i knew she was going to blow up like a a big frog or something. so, i was thinking, right, next time i'm taking my own nuts. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you can't do that. >> no, i didn't. i know, i'm not going to, because i realized that if i knew there was someone there and i was eating nuts and then the poor woman sort of blew up and exploded like a big frog, they'd go, it was his fault. he was eating nuts. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> so what i do now is, when i'm flying that day, i have a a shower and i rub myself down in nuts. [ laughter ] so they won't know it's my fault. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> so then, he goes, oh i'm dying. i'll go in, oh my god, who's been eating nuts? [ laughter ] and they won't know it's my
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it's my right to eat nuts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was confused because you said at first class they give you everything, they give you champagne, they give you the nuts and you did that. [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> it's a very special service. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know what that meant. >> that is a very very special -- exactly. yeah. >> jimmy: you got a little tough on that, huh? >> we're not handing out nuts today, we're feeling nuts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i gotta say, i was excited today. i want to say, it was released today because i saw it today. the trailer for "david brent, life on the road." >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did a movie about david brent. >> yeah. i've done a movie. it's coming to netflix next february. it's in cinemas in england in the autumn, and it comes to netflix next february. >> jimmy: i'm so excited about this. >> i'm excited about it. >> jimmy: any fans of "the office," i wish i could see it again for the first time because i remember turning it on to everybody i could. like, have you seen this guy? i didn't know. i was like, ricky gervais this guy is brilliant in "the office" and i just watched it. >> and they said, no, steve carell will be better. and he was. [ laughter ] and he was. >> jimmy: "special
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coorespondants." last time you were here, we talked about this is on netflix right now. it's a great movie. but you wrote it, you directed it and you starred in it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a lot of work. >> three times the pay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true. >> no it's not, no. >> jimmy: now it's eligible for an emmy, which is an emmy award. [ cheers and applause ] so congratulations. so you get these different campaigns that people if their stuff is coming out and people want to get nominated for an emmy award. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i thought -- >> they do big billboards. they go, i like -- >> jimmy: yeah, and you didn't do any billboards. >> no, i couldn't be bothered so i just -- i tweeted my cat saying, vote for my dad. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: vote for my dad. emmys 2016, do it. >> this is my emmy campaign. >> jimmy: what's your cat's name? >> jimmy: that's ollie right there. and everybody who saw it started tweeting pictures of their pets. >> i know. >> jimmy: saying, go ricky. vote for ricky. >> ely
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and i think they just wind me up. i get there and they go, you're great, you're nominated. i'm gonna go, nah, you didn't win. [ laughter ] it's just like a -- i've only won twice out of the 22. in fact, last year, i handed your next guest an emmy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so maybe it's my turn. maybe he can hand me one this year. how about that? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everybody wins. everybody wins at "the tonight show." >> yeah, we're all winners. >> jimmy: we were talking last time you were here. because i was saying eric bana is in the movie with you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's fantastic in it. he's got a cool accent. like a new york accent. >> yeah, he's australian really. yeah. >> jimmy: in real life. he's australian. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are in the movie -- >> and kelly macdonald, she's scottish and did an american accent. >> jimmy: that's right. she's fantastic. she did an american accent. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yet you were in the film. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're from the uk. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you didn't change your accent at all. >> no, the reason i -- i don't do accents. it's not that i can't, it's just that i can't be bothered. i'm a brilliant impressionist. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] brilliant.
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>> jimmy: i don't want to put you on the spot. >> you wouldn't be putting me on the spot. i'm a genius. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'm the best. it's just that i don't want to do it. i don't want to. you see those things on youtube when people do 20 impressions in 20 seconds. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. >> i could do that. i'd beat that record. i'd do it better than them, as well. i can break the record if i, want to. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do we have a a stopwatch to keep time? >> i've got to have heard of them, though. it can't be your mate, jeff, right? it's got to be a famous -- >> jimmy: no, of course. famous people, yeah. >> right. >> jimmy: tell me when 60 seconds is over or 20 seconds. >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's do 30 seconds. >> okay. >> jimmy: most impressions in 30 seconds. >> okay. >> jimmy: i'll just name names. ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: start the clock. robert deniro. >> oh, you're looking at me? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: stop the timer. stop the timer. >> what? that was good. [ laughter ] [ buzzing ] >> jimmy: stop the timer. try it again. i'm going to let you start again. >> no. >> jimmy: oh, you're looking at me? >> that's what he says.
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>> oh, you look at -- i can't see anyone else here. [ laughter ] that is a brilliant deniro. >> jimmy: all right, get the clock going again. >> okay. >> jimmy: and i'll do it again. >> okay. >> jimmy: ready. clock again. robert deniro. >> oh, are you looking at me? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, arnold schwarzenegger. >> i'll be back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: winston churchill. >> fight them on beaches, i will. >> jimmy: kim kardashian. >> oh, look at these. >> jimmy: all right, all right. bill clinton. >> oh, go and get that dress. >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right. christopher walken. >> i shoved a clock up me ass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jack nicholson. >> oh -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: clint eastwood. i'm not that bad. [ laughter ] >> do you feel lucky, punk? do you? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oprah winfrey. >> everyone's got a car. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: al pacino. >> hoo-wa. >> jimmy: stop the clock. that set a world record. [ cheers and applause ] a world record. ricky gervais. "special correspondents" is available now exclusively on netflix. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a two-time emmy award winning actor for his role on the hit show "veep" which airs sunday nights at 10:30 p.m. on hbo. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tony hale! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tony hale. you are funny, funny, funny, funny man. >> do you have a fat pole? >> jimmy: welcome. welcome back. >> to -- >> jimmy: sorry, come on. please. >> no, please. >> jimmy: no. this -- no, please don't. >> you like this?
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>> jimmy: i enjoy that beard. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's a very -- what's going on with the beard? >> well i play such emasculated characters on my show that i just needed some testosterone. >> jimmy: you get it. yeah. [ laughter ] >> it's not working, is it. >> jimmy: no it's totally working. please. congrats on everything. >> thank you man. >> jimmy: last time i saw you, you just won emmys for your role on "veep." >> yeah, so crazy. >> jimmy: i just root for you and i love you. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: i've known you for a a while. man, oh, man. >> so nuts. >> jimmy: the funniest on there. here -- in fact here's you and losing -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: what a loser, yeah. ricky gervais. [ laughter ] >> well i would say, if anybody deserves an emmy, it's that guy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, he is so, so talented. and when they called my name i was kind of in a state of shock. and then i'm such a big fan. i kind of want to do a state of paralysis seeing him, cause i just love him so much. so this, like, catches me gazing into his eyes. just looking at -- [ laughter ] just looking for comfort. >> jimmy: he's a funny, funny human being, but so are you. but then here's you doing your acceptance speech. >> oh, god. okay look at this picture. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> okay, here's the thing. okay, do you ever like, look in the -- like when you're going to some place nice and you look
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i look good. i look good. [ laughter ] and then you see a picture like that. and you're like, oh, my god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy; what are you talking about? [ applause ] >> no here's the thing. this can only mean that i think i'm way more attractive than i actually am. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but i tell -- you're totally attractive. you're a good looking guy. >> thank you jimmy. >> jimmy: look at that. [ cheers and applause ] come on. feels good and we love you and it's a great speech -- >> my wife loves me. >> jimmy: and it's good your wife loves you. >> my wife at least loves me. >> jimmy: how old is the baby? >> she's 10. >> jimmy: no. >> she's 10 and you have two. >> jimmy: yeah. >> happy father's day. >> jimmy: thank you, and happy father's day to you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: 10-years-old. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you, thank you, she's 10. it's really sweet. on father's day, she -- she loves to cook. and she loves watching these really, really fancy cooking shows. so she's going to cook for us on sunday. but i remember -- >> jimmy: she watches tv -- cooking shows? >> really, really, like that -- i was actually talking about this this morning. >> jimmy: anna gardner. >> yeah, anna gardner. >> jimmy: fantastic. barefoot contessa. >> barefoot contessa. you're on it, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> but she, she was making me -- oh no, i'm sorry, i was making her mac n cheese once and she's eating it and she goes, does this have truffle oil? [ laug ]
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a box. and it's fake cheese. [ laughter ] fake cheese. >> jimmy: it's fake cheese. not even real cheese. yeah, absolutely. >> well, she'll cook and then we'll watch a movie. and actually, the past two father's days we watched "frozen" so we don't have to do that. >> jimmy: "frozen," oh, boy, oh, boy. [ light laughter ] >> that movie stresses me out. >> jimmy: movie fro -- "frozen" on dvd. >> "frozen." >> jimmy: "frozen" baby. >> i love "frozen." >> jimmy: "frozen" on dvd! blu-ray. >> here's the thing, that's -- come on. >> jimmy: i've never seen "frozen." i've seen the first -- >> wait, you've never seen it? >> jimmy: no, well my kids are only three and, but i've seen kind of half of it, but it seems fantastic. >> okay, it is fantastic. and the music is fantastic. but as a father, let me just break this down for you. >> jimmy: yeah, okay. what is "frozen?" i know -- >> okay, okay. well there's two little sweet little sisters, elsa and anna, you know, sweet and it starts off, you kind of see them playing. one of them has magic powers. >> jimmy: great. >> yeah, and then they, you know, throw snowballs because of her power. >> jimmy: i've seen this. >> adorable. >> jimmy: do you want to build a snowman.
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that's a lot. >> jimmy: okay. i didn't see that part. [ laughter ] >> okay, yeah, and then -- okay so that's traumatic, but then she gets fine, and then elsa secludes herself in her room for almost two decades. [ laughter ] doesn't see anybody. awful. and then, okay, then the other sister, anna, is like just asking, will you just build a a snowman with me. >> jimmy: still. >> which is so sad. oh, and did i mention, the parents have died in a boating accident. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a boating accident. >> as a father, i don't know, it's just a lot to watch. >> jimmy: no, yeah, no. >> it's a lot to watch. >> jimmy: so stick with the cooking channel. >> stick with the cooking channel -- but, i mean, it's such a great movie. but -- you think about it. it's an intense story. >> jimmy: go stick with barefoot contessa. that's good. yeah. and put some truffle oil on it. "veep," congrats in this. you're up -- you just got picked up for a sixth season. >> we did. >> jimmy: that's good. that's incredible. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so happy because i love, i love you, i love julia louis-dreyfus. >> oh, she's the best. >> jimmy: and both of you guys together, it is just nonstop. it's prefect. >> and you know what, s
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and whoever's -- whoever's the star of the show sets the tone and like you and her, just being cool. that makes a massive, massive difference. >> jimmy: oh, she is the greatest. >> massive difference. >> jimmy: but what a perfect climate for a political comedy. >> yeah, i mean, well there's -- no, i was kind of worried it wouldn't last because there's kind of a a political comedy happening on cnn right now so -- [ laughter ] we -- >> jimmy: this is -- it's -- >> it might not need go any further with "veep." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's fantastic. i want to show everyone a clip with you in "veep." if you haven't seen tony hale in "veep" take a look at this. >> lord god, please, ease my mother's pain. >> yes, lord. yes, lord. >> ease her passing. ease it all. ease it down the -- the, lord, let her daughter, thy humble servant, be the first woman elected president of the united states. please, this is so much to bear. >> iis
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>> hear her prayer. >> lift me up. i mean actually lift me up because my heel is stuck. yeah, i got it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tony hale, "veep" airs sunday nights at 10:30 p.m. on hbo. brian regan performs stand-up for us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ with t-mobile and the incredible iphone, you can reach more people in more places than before. whether you're at home in the basement, on the open road, or pulling the late shift at work. you're more connected now, because t-mobile doubled its lte coverage... and added extended range lte which reaches two times farther than before and is four times better in buildings. right now, hook up the whole family with an iphone. buy any iphone and get an iphone se free when you add a line.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i am so excited for my next guest. he is one of the greatest comedians to see live. and we are lucky to have him here tonight. he'll be at the just for laughs comedy festival in montreal at theater maisonnoove july 30th. please welcome brian regan! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. thank you very much.
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so i've been enjoying the basketball and hockey championships. but i have not been enjoying the postgame press conferences. [ laughter ] for some reason, they still have not learned that you need to put a microphone on the people asking the questions. [ laughter ] they have a table. they got the coach or the athlete sitting there behind a a microphone. so they know about microphones. [ laughter ] you're at home watching this. [ unintelligible ] that's an adjustment we felt we needed to make. [ laughter ] [ applause ] [ unintelligible ] ah, three, maybe four. [ laughter and applause ] [ unintelligible ] definitely. [ applause ] what the hell's happening? [ cheers and applause ] so if i was the athlete, i would just ar
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[ laughter ] nobody knows what's happening anyway. you know? [ unintelligible ] probably pterodactyls. [ laughter ] they do this at police press conferences. when you need to know what's happening. because something's going down. [ laughter ] they got the police chief. he's got the badge on. you're at home. what's happening? and you're watching this. [ unintelligible ] at this point, we don't know how many escaped convicts there are. [ laughter and applause ] [ unintelligible ] nun chucks and flame throwers. [ laughter ] [ unintelligible ] yes, that's the neighborhood we think they're hiding in. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so as far as sports, man, there's a lot of controversy
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about team nicknames and mascots and stuff. i was in atlanta. at an atlanta braves baseball game. it was very weird. everybody in the stands was going. ♪ [ laughter ] bunch of white people eating cotton candy. ♪ [ laughter ] give me a lemonade! ♪ pink lemonade and some more cracker jacks -- ♪ should we be doing this? feels inappropriate somehow. [ laughter ] i don't think they meant anything by it. but same thing when i was in st. louis at the cardinals game, you know, there fans are going. [ whistling ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't think they meant
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anything by that. [ laughter ] i don't know. what do i know. so these players, they got to be good on the field and off the field these days right? i mean, their behavior is scrutinized very closely. and i think a lot of that was underscored. a few years ago when michael vick got caught doing stuff with the dogs. you know, everybody was angry. i was angry. so i thought, well what can i do to show how i feel about this? so i held in my neighborhood a a be nice to animals pig roast. [ laughter ] all right, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i didn't want to leave you hanging. come on! more with brian regan -- come over here buddy. brian regan! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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when we get back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] lause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: brian regan right here, brian regan. thank you so much. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you left it -- this was my favorite delivery. i just love, like, "oh, oh, about three, maybe four." [ laughter ] i always find myself trying not to take your style because it's such a great delivery, but clearly, you're a big fan of sports. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's your favorite part of watching the games? >> well, you know, i was talking about the press conferences. i hate when these sports reporters force answers on players, you know. it's like, "are you dedicating this game to your dying grandmother?" [ laughter ] "i guess now i am." [ laughter and applause ] "i didn't even know she was sick." [ laughter ] you know what's interesting, too, the winning team always gives the losing team a lot of credit. "you got to give them a lot of credit." [ laughter ] they came to play." they got a good team over there." [ laughter ] they should hold their heads up gh
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know if we would have won the game. [ laughter and applause ] they got a good squad. they got a good system. got to give them a lot of credit. [ laughter ] i always wondered if that news ever gets to the loser's locker room, you know? like, they run over, "great news, fellas!" [ laughter ] "i just came from the winner's locker room! i am not making this up! they are giving you a lot of credit!" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "yeah, i was just there!" >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> "i got here as quickly as i could!" [ laughter ] "but it was hard with the balloons and the confetti and all the champagne in my eyes. i was bouncing off walls. you're getting a lot of credit for their championship!" [ laughter ] "and they're inviting all of you to come over and kiss their ring!" [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: brian regan, everybody, he's the best. [ cheers and applause ] for more dates and more
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brianregan.com. he's the coolest. my thank you to ricky gervais, tony hale, brian regan once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- emilia clarke. from "saturday night live," comedian darrell hammond. from dc comics, writer geoff johns. featuring the 8g band with tim alexander. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. very good to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. bernie sanders today campaigned in california just a few miles from disneyland. either that or grumpy was on a lunch break. [ laughter ]

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