tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC March 14, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EDT
tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- shailene woodley. eugene levy and catherine o'hara. musical guest, aurora. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 432 midland texas. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. please, please, welcome, welcome, welcome. guys, welcome to "the tonight show"! this is it! [ cheers and applause ] you made it. this is it.
hot show tonight. i'm your host, jimmy fallon and i want to warn everyone to not get too rowdy or donald trump might cancel the show. [ light laughter ] yeah, things are getting crazy. at a rally over the weekend, donald trump was surrounded by secret service agents after a a man tried to rush the stage. the secret service said the man was dangerous and disturbed, but they had to protect him anyway. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they're just doing their job. >> steve: it's their job. >> jimmy: they're paid to do -- >> steve: that's their job. >> jimmy: that's their job. that's right. trump was surrounded by secret service agents after a man tried to rush the stage proving once and for all that the best way to keep everyone sound and safe is to build a wall around donald trump. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i've been saying it. he's been saying it. a huge wall. [ laughter ] this is pretty embarrassing here, guys. hillary clinton was on the campaign trail recently and
where bernie sanders was when she was fighting for health care reform in the '90s. but sanders campaign responded with a photo of bernie standing right behind her giving a a speech on that issue. [ light laughter ] look at the photo. this is -- yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he's right there. yeah. that raises a lot of questions like, how could you not hear bernie sanders if he was standing right behind you? [ light laughter ] like don't mind me, i'll just be back here offering quiet support! [ cheers and applause ] of course, march madness starts this week. and this is pretty cool. yale will actually be making its first appearance in the tournament since 1962. parents of those yale students say the only thing that could make them prouder is if their kids had gotten into harvard. [ laughter ]
oh, my gosh. come on. someone from harvard is on our writing staff. yeah. this is very nice here. on friday a 112-year-old man was given a guinness world record for being the world's oldest living man. when asked how he achieved that record, the man said i jumped out and scared my older brother. sorry, screwed that up. [ light laughter ] just forget it. i screwed it. we'll do it tomorrow. i don't think it's that topical. [ light laughter ] a 112-year-old man. >> steve: don't do it tomorrow. >> jimmy: i don't think he'll be sitting at home going, he didn't make a joke about how i'm 112 years old. [ light laughter ] what happened to jimmy fallon? [ cheers and applause ] he gave up on us. where is the joke about the 112-year-old guy getting the award? what kind of topical tonight show is this? is this real or is this a a repeat again? [ laughter ] all right. let me try the joke again. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> steve: come on, you can do it. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah.
[ laughter ] you all know the story. on friday, it's the headline news, a 112-year-old man was given the guinness world record for being the world's oldest living man. when asked how he achieved the record, the man said i jumped out and scared my older brother. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: one one two. >> jimmy: we have another one. >> steve: oh, really? >> jimmy: we have another one. we have another one. >> steve: the latter? >> jimmy: that's right. 112-year-old man was just named the world's oldest living man. when asked on how he plans celebrating, he said, by defeating hillary clinton to be the democratic nominee. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. now it's topical. now you go. that makes sense. >> steve: topicaled it up. >> jimmy: guys, get this, a a town in maine is facing pressure to rename a street
[ laughter ] lawmakers say that they understood people's concerns and announce the street's new name, linda's crotch road. [ applause ] and finally, saw that google set up cameras at the los angeles zoo with motion sensors so the animals can take selfies. [ light laughter ] unfortunately, since it's l.a., they all came out like this. [ laughter ] there they are. we have a great show. give it up for the roots. [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. it's good to see you. it's good to see you guys. it's monday. we have a show coming up tomorrow night from the new batman movie, batman versus superman, the dawn of justice. right? yeah, jesse eisenberg will be here. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ]
plus, this is big. coldplay will be performing for us. [ cheers and applause ] i love coldplay. then later this week jennifer garner will be here. [ cheers and applause ] clive owen will be here and john krasinski will all be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] it's a hot week. >> steve: hold on, hot week. >> jimmy: but first, we have a a fantastic show tonight. from the big new movie "the divergent series: allegiant," the lovely shailene woodley is here. [ cheers and applause ] every time she comes on is the best. she's just the coolest. we love her so much. plus, they're two of the funniest actors to walk the face of the earth. they star in the series "schitt's creek." [ light laughter ] >> steve: read it. that's the name of the show. >> jimmy: that's the name of the show. >> steve: "schitt's creek." >> jimmy: it's on the pop. [ popping ] it's on the pop network. [ light laughter ] the first network to be named after a sound effect. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: that's correct.s -- and there was -- but this is much better
[ fart noise ] >> jimmy: that's when the series originally aired. [ laughter ]icked it up and it's a really funny show. eugene levy and catherine o'hara are here. [ cheers and applause ] it's a good show. shailene, eugene and catherine and i are going to play a game of pictionary. so be sure to stick around for rs and applause ] plus, making her u.s. television debut with us tonight, we always love when we do this. we have music from aurora! [ cheers and applause ]tiful. sounds great. guys, i always say our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. they're the greatest.nd applause ] but it isn't always fun and games. no, no, no.e we put the roots to the test where we pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot.
the roots.. [ cheers and applause with the roots >> jimmy: hey! to do this? [ cheers and applause ] let's pick someone here. all right, stand up. how are you? >> i'm great. how are you? >> jimmy: i'm great.e you. you can hold that. i like your pants. >> thanks. >> jimmy: the new yeezies? [ light laughter ] what is your name? >> ashley.. very good, ashley. ashley, where are you from? >> i'm from pittsburgh. >> jimmy: all right. love pittsburgh. primatis brothers.k's day is coming up this week. you guys psyched for that? [ cheers and applause ]say four-leaf clovers are good luck. what is good luck to you? your good luck charm.
>> jimmy: yes.erson? >> jimmy: sure. >> my grandpa. >> jimmy: aw, your grandpa's good luck. awe that's so cute. >> emilio. >> jimmy: emilio is good luck. i love this. guys, our pal ashley's here. since st. patrick's day's coming up, besides four-leaf clovers, her grandpa is good luck. and everyone's grandpa is good luck. we love them. for this one i thought, in ricks day, can you do an irish drinking song? [ light laughter ] come on, roots. at's like german oompah-pah. [ laughter ] irish. much better. yeah, yeah. when ashley's on the this show that's jimmy's irish game and rock the in from pittsburgh is when she came and before st. patrick's daygood luck if it's not
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nice to see you.pened? >> i tripped while walking to the couch actually. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you tripped? >> jimmy: who does that? [ laughter ] i go through this. yeah. sorry, you'll get better soon. yeah. hi, how are you doing?ou? >> jimmy: doing good. don't get up. don't do anything. just sit there. hey, how are you? [ light laughter ] pleasure. oh, my god. i'm sorry. this is going to be awkward. o see this. hi, how are you? nice to see you. thank you for moving out of the way. yeah.it would make it much easier, much faster. [ light laughter ] how are you? thank you, thank you. almost here. [ light laughter ] you look psyched. coming over there.
i see you. how's it going?reat. >> jimmy: what is your name? >> kahari. >> jimmy: kahari. kahari. kahari?arting this week. >> that's right. >> jimmy: what team are you rooting for? >> one and only kentucky. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: one and only kentucky. if you have your own basketball team, what would your mascot be? >> a thunderbird. [ light laughter ]like thunderbird. >> that's my high school. >> jimmy: oh, of course, yeah. [ light laughter ]bout -- you're so young. guys, we have my man kahari right here.s he's rooting for number one kentucky is what he said. and if he had his own basketball team, his mascot would be the thunderbird.
went to. not the wine liquor beverage, yeah. for this last one because we're arch madness, can you do like a college fight song? is name and kentucky is his number one teamn team then his mascot would be the thunderbirds but not that one you think you think but if you're wrong oh well kahari k-a-h-a-r-i is how that's spelled [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey.derbird, that was great. thanks to these guys. thank you to the roots. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with shailene woodley, everybody.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a golden globe nominated s in the highly anticipated new movie "the divergent series: allegiant," which opens in imax and theaters everywhere on friday.emen, please welcome shailene woodley! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. oh, you look gorgeous. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: you give the best hugs ever. and i remember -- i learned you. >> yeah, you reminded me. >> jimmy: yeah, of your own thing, because last time i had you on, i'm a hugger and i hug everybody. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i hugged you. no, hug the
>> it's like a heart-to-heart thing, you know. >> jimmy: yeah, see isn't that nice? yeah, no, i love that. >> t >> jimmy: yeah, because we were talking last time you were here -- you've been on a few times now. and you were saying that you used to hug reporters going down the red carpet. >> yeah.was like, yeah, you should stop doing that. [ laughter ] >> no, yeah, i used to, and i don't anymore partly for immunity's sake. to keep your immune system up.yeah, of course. >> you're hugging like hundreds -- but also because, it may sound crazy, but have you ever hugged someone and walked away smelling like them for the rest of the day. >> jimmy: oh, no, no, no.sudden at night you're like, why do i still smell like this person eight hours later? >> jimmy: no, the cologne guy? or the perfume lady. >> jimmy: no, i know the cologne guy or the perfume lady. no, no. >> and the worst part is when you start to smell it and you're coming in and you're like, oh, no. and you, like, can't retract lready starting. so, you have to commit. and you're just like well, there goes my smell for the rest of the day. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: there'n the street and i actually cross the street to avoid shaking his hand because i --
stuck with that thing. and i don't know what it is. it's like -- it's almost like he makes it at home or something. [ laughter ]ike a home brew cologne or something. it's like, ah, yeah, yeah. >> i got in an uber the other day with my friend. >> jimmy: there you go.it was so cold that we couldn't roll down the windows. and we were sitting there like, oh, god. >> jimmy: yeah, it's like you start -- like you start seeing al and stuff. >> yeah. [ laughter ] it just must be so expensive to use that much cologne and perfume. >> jimmy: it's too expensive. yeah, you don't have to use that much.i was like, "oh, maybe you've always been a a hugger," because i signed your first head shot. and get ready for cuteness overload. look at this person. [ audience aws ]h. >> i mean -- >> jimmy: that is so cute. look at that hair! come on. you could like -- you can get away with anything. that's the cutest face i've ever seen. >> but look at that hair. what was my mom thinking?love it. it's so cute. >> she spent two hours blow drying my hair. >> jimmy: i think it's awesome. what were you into at this age? do you remember?lot of -- i was
6, and i was super into princess leia. >> jimmy: oh, princess leia? yeah, yeah, yeah. that my -- >> jimmy: well, you have like a a dorothy hamill type of look here. >> i was so angry. my hair was so short, i couldn't do the leia buns, really. >> jimmy: yeah, you couldn't do the buns. >> not really. >> jimmy: but you tried. we tried. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah, you gotta always try. you gotta fake it 'til you make it, you know? >> jimmy: yes. i used to wear the leia buns en people just -- [ light laughter ] >> what happened? >> jimmy: oh, eventually -- >> i think it might be a hit. >> jimmy: they asked me to stop. yeah, absolutely, yeah. but your friends were into it as well? all the kids -- >> yeah, my neighbor next door.ars older than me, and she usually got what she wanted. but when it came to like, princess leia, i put my foot down and said, no. >> jimmy: wanted to be leia. so, we agreed to be leia and leia. and every day after school we would play leia and leia. and i don't remember really what we would -- i think we'd d take little kid notes and stuff. but we were always leia and leia. >> jimmy: see that's always fun. that's good, leia and leia. like "cagney & ltle crime fighting team. i like leia and leia. i gotta say, congrats on the new movie "allegiant."
allegiant." this is a much bigger movie they just keep growing and growing. >> yeah, they do. it is a lot -- it's a lot bigger visually. there's a lot more special effects and a lot of cgi, which was totually a very new interesting experience to learn how to act with that much green screen. but it's so -- >> jimmy: yeah, i looked at these scenes and i go, what's -- there's no way that could be real 'cause you're not scaling like a, you know, thousand foot wall. >> we were scaling an 80-foot wall, which was super fun. >> jimmy: you really were? >> we were in harnesses and hanging. point i saw donald trump at the top. and i go, well, that might be real. [ laughter ] but i also thought -- >> do you know how many times i've been jimmy: but i thought his hair was cgi'd. [ laughter ] but everyone, the whole gang's back. zoe kravitz, we love. miles teller, we love. what's happening in this that you can tell everyone about? anything?e first time that our crew of antagonists leave chicago, which is where the first two films take place and they enter this new world u. and they're basically exposed to this new culture and they have to decide whether they're gonna follow the government's
so they find themselves in more chaos even though they've left their own community's chaos.uch, much, much bigger than the first two. it's just keeps getting -- and i'm like, oh, my gosh. i don't know how you do it. we have a clip. here's shailene woodley in "allegiant." take a look at this. e. >> yeah, i'm gonna find you. >> what are you, afraid of ice? >> no.ou that?n i look past the wall, i think that i can see something out there. do you? >> no. i don't.ou need to look harder. >> i am looking. i'm just not seeing what you're seeing. >> when it's right in front of >> so we're really gonna do this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, it's fun.lause ] it's a fun one. it's a big one.
>> thank you. >> jimmy: the other ones -- the other ones have made like over $500 million. >> someone said that earlier.really? that's so much money. >> jimmy: oh, i know. it's giant, giant thing. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: so, i'm excited for you. you're o well. i always like to challenge people to a game when they come on the show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it's gonna be fun. aren't you excited? >> it's gonna be so fun. ex really a, you know, a drawer. >> jimmy: perfect. >> like at all. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: shailene woodley and i are playing pictionary when we get back.
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of pictionary, but first we both need partners. so joining shailene's team, she's one of the funniest actres welcome catherine o'hara! [ cheers and applause ]d. >> jimmy: i'm so excited. hi, welcome. thank you, thank you, thank you. >> oh, you're welcome. >> jimmy: joining my team. he's a very talented actor, also very hilarious.rybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is big time. this is big time here. >> good. >> jimmy: now, everybody knows how to play pictionary. 30 seconds on the clock. we each take a turn, then we'll have a showdown where both teams will draw the same clue worth double the points, maybe triple the points. we'll wait and see. >> i've never lost. never lost. >> no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is perfect. me neither. >> never lost. >> jimmy: may the best team win. shailene, why don't you guys go you can have a seat there. and wherever you want to sit. >> all right.
>> that's okay. >> jimmy: all right, what pick, you guys? [ audience shouting numbers ] >> what did you hear? >> i heard three and four. >> i think i heard four.ive. okay. oh, no. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. i love the topic., place, or animal. do i get to do that? >> jimmy: person, place, or animal. >> person, place, or animal. >> jimmy: but not exactly those words.son, place, or animal. >> ready? >> yeah! >> here we go. >> a mirror? [ light laughter ] >> uh-uh. >> no? a portrait? >> mm-hmm. >> a portrait? >> mm-hmm. >> a portrait of dorian gray? [ laughter ] >> disregard the hair, disregard the hair. >> a portrait gallery. somebody who likes to get their picture taken? >> uh-uh. >> oh, my god, a painting. >> you were doing it before. >> an art gallery.
>> oh, my lord, i'm so sorry. >> "mona lisa." [ moans ]lisa." >> sorry! >> jimmy: yes, that's good. >> that doesn't remotely look like her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: eugene, no! stop it!say that. don't say that. >> i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: that looks great. it was fantastic. "mona lisa" smile. everyone remembers "mona lismile. >> aren't we just trying to -- >> jimmy: come on. be cool, all right? we're all cool. we're all having a good time here. guys, give me a number. [ audience shouting ]re we go. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. all right. we're going to get this. >> oh, no.immy: phrase. did i say that? >> no. >> an animal? so it's an animal? ready? >> phrase.rase. here we go.
a phrase. cat -- tongue. ] cat tongue. [ laughter ] cat tongue. [ laughter ]cat. cat -- oh, hold your tongue. [ buzzer ] cat.u kidding me? are you kidding me? cat tongue, cat tongue. the cat's got your tongue.with the word cat tongue in it. "mona lisa", "mona lisa." cat's got your tongue.got it. >> jimmy: a complete nightmare. >> another ten minutes, i would have had it. [ light laughter ] >> me too, me too. gosh. >> i can't work under this kind of pressure. >> jimmy: cat's got your tongue. cat tongue. gosh.
that off for you. enjoy yourself. sorry. i'm embarrassed. >> pick a number. >> you didn't say it had to >> we've got this. we've still got this. [ audience shouting three ] >> three! sorry. i think that's perfect.id seven. >> that was your instinct. >> oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're not allowed to say goshaid "gahh". can i say gahh? [ laughter ] person, place, or animal. >> okay.ll right. bear with me. >> i'm here. >> don't even try to think. >> i'm not, i'm just going to react. >> oh, wait. starfish. >> what's that? >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa, catherine, what's this?s?
erine, what are you doing? catherine? >> it's an animal? >> uh-uh. >> star. >> jimmy: can we blur that out? >> star horse. >> that's a bad drawing of -- >> starman. star -- star -- [ sad tuba ] >> darth vader? >> jimmy: darth vader, yes, of course. what was that? >> wow, i suddenly -- i forgot what a gun looked like. >> jimmy: that's a gun? a gun looked like. >> jimmy: that's what it looks like. >> wait, that's a light saber? >> that's not bad. >> jimmy >> that's not bad. [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: that was a gun. >> so far, cat tongue looks like i'm a genius. [ laughter ]evable. >> the mona lisa smiles. good luck, pick any number. >> any number? go. >> jimmy: he flashed a little bit, but i did not look.
>> it's an object. the confidence i love in my teammate there. >> it's an object. okay. >> jimmy: oh, he is recycling. no he isn't. no. >> somebody didn't rip their thing off.ughter ] >> jimmy: that is so passive aggressive. >> okay. >> jimmy: he knows that someone is me. yeah. [ light laughter ]ss. >> jimmy: apple. >> um.sometime today, eugene, would be fantastic. [ light laughter ] [ light laughter ] apple -- what is that? apple bracelet. apple clock. apple watch. apple watch. [ cheers ] >> that's it. >> jimmy: that's what you wanted from me, right? cooking with gas. >> jimmy: now we're cooking with gas. >> we're cooking with gas. >> jimmy: here we go. i'm feeling good, man. [ light laughter ]
here we go. >> are you going?which one of you guys wants to draw? this is the showdown. >> do you want to? i mean, i -- >> my team really likes smiles, can't you see? >> jimmy: we've ght? [ light laughter ] >> i'll do it. >> you're going to draw? >> jimmy: i have to hand this in to hr. hold on a second. >> please, please draw away. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. you're over in -- we get the same ones, whichever one of our teammates -- i'm just hearing this from our judges. this is worth 8,000. [ laughter ]ver wins this wins the whole thing. all right, we can do this. whoever gets it first, right, wins. okay, here we go. now, which number do you want? [ audience shouts numbers ] >> six.eah. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: okay. it's a phrase. i didn't hum it. >> it's a phrase. >> it's a phrase? >> jimmy: it's a phrase. >> jimmy: i didn't not hum it, no. i just happened to do that when i was -- no, seriously i didn't. >> yeah, yeah. okay.no seriously i didn't. all right. ready? here we go.
talking -- talking hands.. >> talking heads -- hands. talking hands. hands -- shouting! >> talk to the hand. >> jimmy: yeah. lause ] i don't know how you got it. that's how you do it. >> i thought he'd win, because you said you never lose.is to be the first time you ever lost. >> i have never lost. >> jimmy: these are real tears. my thanks to shailene woodley, catherine o'hara. the champ! eugene levy.lause ] oh, my gosh. more of "the tonight show" when we come back.
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can't say the title. that's just the rules of television. returns for its second season this wednesday at 8:00 p.m. on pop. everyone, please welcome eugene levy and catherine o'hara. nd applause ] >> jimmy: i'm so happy to have you on. >> thank you.u for playing the game with us. i appreciate that. >> never lost. >> jimmy: you never lost. you keep saying that but yet you don't seem happy about it. you seem angry about it.why -- >> jimmy: cat tongue. cat tongue. >> i'm so good at art. [ laughter ] ny growing up, i mean, as a kid? >> no, no, i wasn't funny growing up as a kid at all.
school. and i started writing things that i thought were funny, and i don't know where it came from. little notebook that i would write these little poems and little odd things.i called it poetry, prose and cons. >> jimmy: there you go. >> you get it? you get that? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> even back then. >> jimmy: do you remember any? >> yes.poem called "ode to a a frenchman." [ speaking french ] that was all. >> didn't it get you elected? >> and i would tag each little thing as by e. levy, i would put. you know? "insecticides."er, spin your web, clean your cleats and scratch your head. don't eat figs, tomatoes or spaghetti, just lie around and throw confetti. by e. levy. [ laughter ]re proud of those. you should frame those. >> did it get you elected as a a school president? >> it actually did.
did.ou should run. i thought, oh boy, i could have great posters. so i -- i so would have and i'd have a big brown blob on it and i'd call it the mud puddle. vote levy. [ laughter ] of art. >> that was it. >> jimmy: pieces of art. >> it's a bird, it's a plane, it's levy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i was right the first time. it was actually a bird. my fault. >> jimmy: six kids. >> yeah, six kids. a very loud house. >> jimmy: yeah. >> my mother would say every second, can we not have an at the table, please? and you had to be quick to get your words in, try to get a a laugh. >> jimmy: thur delivery because you are a a really quick -- >> too fast. >> jimmy: no, perfectly fast. >> i don't have anything to say.
now here you are and this is the second season of "schitt's creek," i can say this if you show. and season. congratulations on this. >> yeah, thank you. [ cheers and applause ]last night was the canadian screen awards. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you guys won like six awards last night. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, really.. >> we actually won nine, but who's counting? [ laughter ]about that. >> no, we did very well in our first season. and it was a great show last night. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were up against your son. son for -- i was up for best actor in a comedy series. my son dan was also up for best y series. and people would say to me, how against your son. i said, i have no idea. this is like for me?rooting for my
a dad. you know. that's what i told the press. in my heart -- [ laughter ]don't say that. we'll edit all this out. >> you can edit that. >> jimmy: yeah, of course we can. n presenting the award said, and the winner is -- mr. levy. and it cut to eugene sitting there and daniel behind him. and they're such gentlemm assumed anything. they both went -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, which one? what's it like to see a a father/s together? >> it's very sweet. i'm honored to be invited to the levy family. i am. >> you know what i can't to see in a scene with catherine o'hara. it's totally surreal. >> jimmy: do you stand off to the side watching the monitor and like -- working? >> jimmy: yeah >> yes. he mouths every word along with daniel. >> jimmy: he's like a dance mom. [ laughter ] >> aw, so sweet. >> just a proud papa. like mama
[ laughter ] this season, we saw at the end hat you guys were selling -- you guys were selling the town because you were rich and then you are u bought a town as a goof. that's how rich you are. >> we bought the town of course. we bought the town of schitt's creek.ought it on a a black amex card. we had the dough and we bought it because the town was called, schitt's creek. it was a joke.oke gift i bought it for my son. and of course now that we have no money we end up living in this town. it's the only place we can afford to live because it's ours. you know, we come to the realization that we're just going to be there longer than we originally thought we were. so life has to go on, and it's n the town. i think it's a really funny season. >> jimmy: you guys, it's a a fantastic show. it you to watch it on pop. eugene levy and
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[ cheers and applause ] immy: oh, you're gonna love her. our musical guest tonight -- that was her debut album, "all my demons greeting me as a a friend." making her u.s. television debut with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] performing "conqueror."come aurora! [ cheers and applause ] broken mornings broken nights days in between open ground
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