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thanks so much for being here. here's what everyone's talking about. of course, today is super tuesday. [ cheers ] and it could be -- yeah. this could be do or die for a a lot of the candidates including ted cruz, who could be knocked out of the race depending on how things went tonight. [ cheers ] cruz said that dropping out would allow him to spend more time with his family. then his family said, "we gotta get this guy some votes." [ laughter ] i can't -- i can't deal with it. [ applause ] come on. get out there. actually the front-runners for the republicans are marco rubio and donald trump. and if you haven't been following the election so far, this is where we're at right now. >> thank god he has really large ears. the biggest ears i've ever seen. >> i don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who's 5'2." have you seen his hands? >> i have never seen any human being sweat like this guy. >> you know what they say about men with small hands. >> this guy couldn't be elected dog catcher right now if he ran.
america great. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i feel like we're just a day away from -- i know you are, but what am i. i know you are, but what am i? i know you are, but what am i? i know you are, but what am i? [ slurring words ] >> steve: peewee. >> jimmy: with today being super tuesday, millions of americans headed to the polls to support candidates in state primaries and caucuses. and on their way out they received a sticker that said "i voted." this year there were actually a a variety of stickers that were given out. let me show you what i mean. this sticker said "i voted so i could be late for work." [ laughter ] yeah. this one says "i participated in the upcoming apocalypse." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: i'll take that one. >> jimmy: it's the end, it's the end. next is "i thought the voting booth was a changing room and i used it to try on bras."
and finally "i voted for hillary because she was in the voting booth when i stepped inside smoking a cigar saying, we can do this the easy way or the hard way." [ laughter and applause ] this is pretty big. it's being reported that "the new york times" has a bombshell audio tape of donald trump that could deal a serious blow to his campaign. yeah. so far they refuse to release the tape, but we were able to pull a few strings and get a a copy. >> steve: really? wow. how -- how fortunate. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: isn't that amazing. we have the best producers and researchers out there. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: and they got it. well, here, take a listen to this audio tape. >> okay, so we're off the >> yeah, sure. >> phew. i can finally take this dead badger off my head. head? staples? i think most of us just would like to hear some specifics, you know, with regards to your policy on immigration. >> i've gotta be honest with
i 100% have no idea what i'm saying out there. and let the words fly out of my face hole. >> so then you're not going to build a wall? >> no way, jose. "wall." try it. >> uh, wall. >> no, no, like this. wall-l-l-l. >> now you go up an octave. >> both: wall-l-l. >> that's close enough, close enough. how's it feel? >> yeah, here. hold my eyebrows. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he velcros his -- that's a bombshell audio tape. >> steve: thank god we got it, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, this is pretty amazing here. navy s.e.a.l. edward byers yesterday. and i saw, yeah -- [ cheers and applause ] amazing. i saw one of the things he did in afghanistan was leap across the room to protect a hostage from gunfire while a taliban guard.
a spider in my apartment and i was like, "sorry, honey, but we have to move." [ laughter and applause ] it was hairy! it was hairy! ew! oh, i'm sleeping in the kitchen. enough. bring me my sedative. [ light laughter ] here's another story out of washington. supreme court justice clarence thomas spoke during oral arguments yesterday for the first time in over ten years. yeah. i guess his exact words were, [ laughter and applause ] wow. note to self, don't hang out with willie nelson. [ laughter ] some celebrity news, kim kardashian spoke out about kanye west's twitter rants and says she wants everyone to be as honest as kanye.
we don't know why you're famous." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not that honest! not that honest. meanwhile, kylie jenner is looking to trademark her first name in the u.s. the singer kylie minogue is fighting it saying that would confuse her fans. take a look at what she said. i disagree with kylie about trying to trademark the name kylie. after she said that, several other celebrities were asked to comment on that story. miley cyrus said, "i agree with kylie about kylie." [ laughter ] noah wyle said, "i agree with miley about kylie about kylie." former nba coach pat riley said, "i agree with wyle about miley about kylie about kylie." game show hoi agree with riley about wyle about miley about kylie about kylie. wile e. coyote said "i agree with smiley about riley about wyle about miley about kylie about kylie.aquille o'neal said, "i'm shaq." [ laughter and applause ]
to dinner with pat riley. i don't know why he was out. hey, a bit of a milestone here. the very first boeing 727 ever 962 was scheduled to make its last flight today. passengers were like, "cool, i'll take the next flight." [ laughter ]od luck with that old plane, though. if you have kids, you might want to listen to this. i saw that in an effort to ern families, lego created a stay at home dad figure. the only problem is once you lego couch, [ laughter and applause ] that's right, lego created at home dad figure. the stay at home dad snaps into other legos and also snaps when you ask him what he does for a a living. [ laughter ]ing on it! hampshire are now backing a a bill that would make it
their breasts in public because it can hurt tourism. then new orleans said, "are you [ laughter and applause ] i don't know. we have a great show. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is grammy nominated saxophonist ne sitting with the roots. [ cheers and applause ]ul, beautiful, beautiful.
his latest album "beautiful life" support the ana grace project. out at anagraceproject.org. thank you so much for doing that. >> thank you, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: beautiful, beautiful. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: we gotta big week of shows ahead. night our pals tina fey and rachel maddow will be here. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: tina, rachel and i rand-new game called "know it all." then i'm so excited. this thursday we got something cool. you guys know all the theme f, "full house," "step by step," "family matters?" a few months ago we reached out to the guy who wrote and sang all of them.ederick and asked him if he'd write a theme song for "the tonight show." he did it. it is amazing. and on thursday we're gonna g along with the tgif version of our opening credits. [ cheers and applause ] it's beaut -- the guy's talented. pharrell williams, we have priyanka chopra and loretta lynn on the show.
[ applause ]us tonight, one of the stars of "whiskey tango foxtrot." it hits theaters this friday, the talented, the gorgeous margot robbie is stopping by.e ] margot and i are going to talk about "whiskey tango foxtrot," und of the whisper challenge. so, stick around for that. yeah.flip cup. >> steve: right. >> jimmy: and i don't remember who won. >> steve: you don't remember who won? i think she won. >> jimmy: one of us . >> steve: oh, i thought show won. >> jimmy: what's up? >> steve: i thought she -- >> jimmy: no, i didn't -- i didn't see the show. >> steve: oh, i saw the show right there. show that night. >> steve: she won i believe. >> jimmy: i was working. i didn't see the show. >> steve: no, you were working on the -- i seem to recall you flipping the cup and losing. >> jimmy: i didn't see it. >> steve: oh, okay. flipcup. the hit show "better call saul" my man michael mckean is here. [ cheers and applause ] love michael mckean. [ applause ] funny dude. and then we're going to blow stuff up. it's the most fun. [ cheers ]
kevin delaney is back with some cool stuff that you don't wanna miss.ait for that. hey guys, time to take a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. s. here we go. pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ght we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of facebook's new emojis. yeah, they just added a bunch of new emojis so you can react ys instead of just clicking like. yeah, so let's take a look at the pros and cons of facebook's new emojis. here we go.s new reactions include love, haha, wow, sad and angry. cons, there's still no emoji r baby is ugly. [ laughter and applause ] maybe in the next update -- >> steve: maybe. >> jimmy: maybe in the next update they'll do that. pro, we can now communicate by drawings on other people's walls. con, so basically we've gone
[ laere you go. >> jimmy: it's the circle of life! pro, the new emojis are round, that go from laughter to anger to smiling to crying. con, it's like watching pacman ous breakdown. [ laughter ] wacka, wacka, wacka. pro, clicking like after finding out an old friend got a a new job.love after finding out he got fat. [ laughter and applause ] can't all be working for you, buddy.re's now an easier way to poke someone. con, it's called signing up for tinder. oh. your friend's engagement.hey don't have a a wow, i thought you'd be single forever button. not a bad idea. and finally, pro, if shappy, you press the like button. if something makes you laugh, you press the haha button. con, if something that makes
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our first guest this evening from quality feature films such as "the wolf " and "focus." and in theaters starting this friday you can see her opposite tina fey in a big movie called "whiskey tango foxtrot." back a talented lady. here's margot robbie. lause ] >> jimmy: they love you.
come on. >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is a hot show, man.chael mckean. we have a science expert kevin delaney. >> i heard. that's exciting. >> jimmy: yeah, we're gonna be blowing things up. >> wicked. >> jimmy: are you good in science? science in school? >> i wasn't. it definitely wasn't my strong point. in fact, my last science exam i ever did -- because i wasn't going to continue science as aon the final exam instead of doing the exam, i ended up just writing like, a a long note to my science teacher and --a letter? >> kind of explained this isn't my forte. [ laughter ] and, you know, but i just hope isheartening exam for you to mark. it wasn't you. it's me. all that stuff. >> jimmy: it's not you, it's me. up to christmas, so i threw a little christmas thing in, have a good holiday. and so she failed me, but then a nice little note back and a smiley face. >> jimmy: you failed, but yeah --
into acting because we're happy. >> yeah, turns out i didn't need it. >> jimmy: turns out you didn't need science. but he's great. you'll love what he does later. he blows things up and stuff.. >> jimmy: you're from australia, but you've live in london for a little while. >> yes. >> jimmy: so i want to show you a picture.. your friend's having a party, right? and they have a photo booth at the party. >> yeah. those things. >> jimmy: no, i think it ended up. look, look at how much fun you now explain -- >> my tongue is out in every >> jimmy: that was like a theme there yeah. who is your friend, [ light laughter ] >> i know, right.party was it? >> it was suki. suki waterhouse, she was having a house warming party. >> jimmy: so, you just go to un into someone. i've got to show this again. people don't believe who is in the photo. >> oh, god.. somebody answers the door, right?
i was like, oh, can i help you.in his hands. oh, can i help you. i go, yeah, thanks. and then i dropped something and he helped me find it. and then i was like, you're going in here, he's like yeah. oh cool me, too.you sounded very polite. >> yeah, he was really nice. >> jimmy: then turns out it was prince harry. >> yes. [ light laughter ] rry. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this guy. [ laughter and applause ] that's prince harry! about? you don't know who prince harry is? he's the coolest. you go to a party -- i know he's not dressy. >> he wasn't wearing a crown, though. i didn't know he was a prince. >> jimmy: he's like doing an impression off david letterman or something, i don't know what he's doing. >> i was like, i didn't know ed sheeran was at the party. [ laughter ] and he got really offended. >> jimmy: no, he did not.t up. you know he lip syncs in his bedroom. that was pretty fun. >> that's so embarrassing.o see you and jared leto at oscars the other night. you looked gorgeous.
>> oh thank you.d dude. >> he's the best. >> jimmy: "suicide squad" is a everyone is -- [ cheers and applause ] freaking out about "suicide squad." if it's true. but jared leto, i heard for a a wrap gift or something, he got everyone a present but he ryone in character. >> yes, the wrap gifts were very bizarre. >> jimmy: what did he get you? >> i got throughout the shoot fts. my first gift was a live rat. a rat. >> i actually on tv can't say what the other gifts were throughout the shoot. and the wrap gift -- >> jimmy: what did you do with the rat?was like, oh this is disgusting. >> jimmy: yeah. ut at me. so i got a fright. and we got off to a rough start. but then after that -- >> jimmy: such a rough start. yeah. >> but i was like, well, what do i do with it? everyo kill it, i guess. oh, i'm not going to kill him. and so i ended up keeping him
and what would my character do?got anything from the joker, she would, you know, cherish it. so i need to love this rat. getting a sweet little play pen and like slide and mechanic and all this stuff and a little leash because i wanted to take him to set and walk him around. hamster or a puppy. >> it was so cute. >> jimmy: did you name it? >> rat rat.l. >> jimmy: rat rat. >> but then my landlord at the place i was staying found out. ut i had a rat. he's like that's not okay. >> jimmy: excuse me sorry. yeah, if you don't mind, i appreciate if you don't breed rats here. roaches are fine.cularly a rodent in the house. >> jimmy: where is rat rat now? >> found a comfortable home with guillermo del torro. rat? >> rat rat is a little fame. he went to me and then to jai, and --d of with jared obviously and me and then he went to jai.
working on guillermo del torro's last movie.just posted a a picture of him and prince harry from a party at the -- prince harry is hanging out with rat rat right now. >> rat rat is in a photo booth. everywhere. >> i told you rat rat's a fame whore. >> jimmy: i know i love rat rat.iskey tango foxtrot." >> talk about something important. >> jimmy: yes, yes, this is definitely -- our pal tina fey, you know i love tina fey. >> i know. >> jimmy: that's my girl. >> she's the best. before the movie. yeah, you can clap. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, clap tina. i didn't know her beforehand.massive a a fan, like everyone is. and i -- yeah. i felt how amazing it is to get a chance to work with her.s a smart cookie. >> steve: she loves to work. she's a workaholic. >> yeah, and she's just really good at it. >> jimmy: she's really g >> she produced the film. stars in the film, does other tv shows on the side. everything she does is like really, really good. >> jimmy: it's fun to watch you guys together.are a journalist,
brand new and you're helping her understand what's going on. >> a bit of role reversal.in real life i'm like show me the way. >> jimmy: that's what you do when you're by tina or oprah. that's what you do. show me the way. i watch oprah three times a [ light laughter ] i have a clip here. here's margot robbie explaining the rules to tina fego foxtrot" in theaters friday. check this out. >> can i ask if. >> absolutely feel free to say no. >> yeah sure.ven bring it up. i feel so rude asking this. can i have sex with your security guy?means. >> are you just saying that to be polite? >> no i wouldn't. i'm not. >> even nick. >> that would never happen. so, you're good. >> can i say that, you could have nick.u're a serious piece of ass. >> thank you, oh, that's nice. >> because you're like seven,
>> yeah.ine. borderline ten. like a 15? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's funny.d, it's good. i like it. i was wondering if you wanted to play a game. we play games now and then on this show. >> yeha, i kicked your ass last time. do it. >> jimmy: is that right? >> don't you remember? >> jimmy: i didn't see the show that night. >> probably drunk by the time our beers. >> jimmy: no, i was not. two beers, yeah, exactly. i didn't use real beer on the show. >> i think that was great. anyone who watched that they were real beers.'re real. margot robbie and i are playing the whisper challenge after stick around. it's gonna be good. it's fun. applause ] cpick 2
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody, we're hanging out with margot robbie. [ cheers and applause ] she stars alongside martin freeman and tina fey in foxtrot" which hits theaters this friday. margot and i are about to play the whisper challenge. here we go. lause ] >> whisper challenge. >> jimmy: now, the whisper challenge works like this. one person puts on headphones c playing. the other person then picks up the card and reads the random phrase on the card. the person wearing the y and guess first. you read me a phrase and i'll try to guess what you're saying. hold on.y, prince harry, how are you doing, man? [ laughter ]ear me say -- >> jimmy: all right. here we go.
>> okay, okay. reese witherspoon. >> jimmy: reese witherspoon? [ cheers and applause ] >> you cheated. >> jimmy: i didn't look. i love reese witherspoon. that's fantastic. >> next time i'm gonna gdo that. i didn't know -- you ready? here we go. yeah, that's good. bondi beach. bondi beach. a buzz beach. >> jimmy: bondi beach. >> bada beach. >> bada beach. >> jimmy: bondi beach. >> bada ba. >> jimmy: bondi beach. >> i'm getting worse. i know. >> jimmy: she's speaking italian now. here we go. bondi beach. >> ba la.
so hard. jimmy: bondi. >> bondi. i know i'm not saying anything.h. >> bush in a beach. >> jimmy: bush in a beach.i beach. >> bondi beach. >> jimmy: oh, bondi. sorry, bondi. of course, i'm saying it wrong. >> was i yelling? >> jimmy: bondi -- no, not at all. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] all right, come on, we can do it. here we go. what i said. this is so much harder than i thought. forget about it. forget about it. >> jimmy: think about it. >> forget about it. forget about it.k about it. >> forget about it. >> jimmy: forget about it! lause ] one thing i'm ahead.
>> i helped you with this. >> jimmy: the gestures help. alright, i'll do gestures on this one. >> no, don't. it will probably make me worse., here we go. are you ready? are we good? that's good. labradoodle. >> llama shoo. >> jimmy: labradoodle. >> llama sue. >> jimmy: labradoodle. >> laber -- sorry. [ laughter ]e. >> it looks like llama shoo. i know you're not saying that. >> jimmy: no, not llama shoo.llama shoo. not that. >> spot shoo. >> jimmy: no, no. ready. no, that wasn't real. labradoodle.ore. >> jimmy: labradoodle. [ laughter ]ke llama shoo. [ laughter ]
labradoodle. [ laughter ] a shih tzu! >> jimmy: labradoodle. doodle, doodle. it looks like llama shoo every time. i know you're not saying it. >> jimmy: labra -- labradoodle. >> lava shoo. >> jimmy: do. >> shoo. >> jimmy: do. >> shoo. >> shoo. >> jimmy: do. [ laughter ] doodle. [ cheers and applause ] labradoodle. >> lapping dog. >> jimmy: yeah, dog. >> turtle.ike a poodle. a labradoodle? [ cheers and applause ] margot robbie!and tina fey in "whiskey tango foxtrot" in
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lause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an incredibly funny and very talented actor.e show "laverne and shirley" and -- [ cheers and applause ] i know, he's the best. tap," "best in show," and "a mighty wind." you can see him in the hit series "better call saul" which airs mondays at 10:00 p.m. on amc.lause ] everybody please welcome michael mckean. lause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show.r coming.o much.
got a round of applause which yeah. >> yeah. nobody mentioned "clue." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. i didn't bring up "clue."s out there. >> jimmy: i wanted to talk really quickly about "laverne and shirley" and how you played -- [ cheers and applause ]and squiggy, i mean, come on. >> i was clearly the sex symbol in that bunch. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you really were. >> brain burning blue eyes. >> jimmy: yeah.is is your first tv it's your first role. >> yeah, 40 years ago. my first screen actors guild job. oh my god.lause ] >> jimmy: was it 40 years? >> yeah. 40 years this january 27th, it was 40 years. >> jimmy: do you remember how you got the gig? >> i donding. [ light laughter ] no, david lander and i had been doing those characters for nine years. >> jimmy: gosh, he is a funny dude. >> oh, he's amazing. >> jimmy: yeah.uy. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] squig, squigman. and we were in college together.racters, and this is the least
but penny sold the show. marshall. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and lowell gans and mark rossman had created this show and they had this n-off from "happy days," but they were looking for some supporting cast and some writers.writers and said maybe you sneak your characters in. so we snuck them in the first show. [ light laughter ] boy, is this is easier than writing. [ light laughter >> yeah, we stuck around and it was great. >> jimmy: i even have the album, "lenny and squigtones." >> oh my lord, do you really? >> jimmy: yeah. absolutely. yeah, yeah, yeah. that was the good stuff. no, i love all that stuff. >> good. >> jimmy: you were like a also weren't you roommates with christopher guest? >> yes, that was before -- we went to nyu together, chris guest and i. and we wound up in a situation homeless. and he said, well come on, move in with me. and we started writing songs together.s songs? >> and making each other laugh. yeah, kind of. [ light laughter ] kind of folky songs and stuff. >> jimmy: did you have a name >> yeah. we were putting a group together and we wanted to play folk stuff and also rock 'n' roll stuff.
name.hools down in the west village where we were living. there was our lady of pompeii, e trade. so we combined them and became our lady of food and maritime. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very serious. [ applause ]it rolled off the tongue nicely. i think the secret agenda was that we have an exake it because -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> look at the name. >> jimmy: the name's awful. come on, yeah. we're already starting. this is an uphill battle. yeah.on to do "spinal tap" together. >> that's right. eventually, yeah. [ cheers and applause ]reat harry shearer as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean how fun, just amazing. obviously, i talked to you last time backstage when you were here as "spinal tap.". >> that's right. >> jimmy: it was great. but when you see every band goes, oh, yeah, this is what elin. this is about us. >> yeah. in some cases it was about them.
part of the plot. >> jimmy: wow. m.c. escher drawing. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> part of the plot was that the manager quit and one of the girlfriends takes over as the band and starts to reroute the tour using astrology. >> jimmy: yeah.exact same thing happened several years later, and they just hadn't seen the movie, i guess. or they had and they were inspired. >> jimmy: but the thing where you get lost bacmportant? >> that happened. no, no. that has happened, i saw a film of tom petty and his band n this huge entertainment complex in germany. and they suddenly -- they wind up on a tennis court. [ laughter ] and on b.b. king's 80th birthday at the apollo, jeff beck and eric clapton were both on the bill and they got nder the stage at the apollo. [ light laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ]welcome back, everybody. our next guest is joining us from the museum of discovery in little rock, arkansas. [ cheers and applause ] and he's here to teach us about science.come science expert kevin delaney right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we always love when you come on. what did you bring for us this time? >> i brought my favorite spore. i brought my favorite spore. >> jimmy: yeah. oh man, i'd like to list all my favorite spores. which one is this?odium you know lycopodium power? >> jimmy: lycopodium? >> okay, so a long time ago they used to use flash powder in cameras for old timey photos. >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> this a spore? >> yes. it's actually a spore. and so this is the powder from inside. we're going to light it on fire. [ cheers and applause ] so now, right now there's no oxygen in here.e's not a lot of oxygen to keep it burning but we want to spread it out. we want to disperse it by blowing it in the air.
some candles. may i light yours first? >> jimmy: yeah, please. okay. [ light laughter ] >> so now -- what i want you to do. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: okay. >> and when i count to three, we're going to blow don't suck from the tube. [ light laughter ] don't breathe in. just take a deep breath then blow out. i'm going to light a sparkler for you, t is good. >> okay. so at three. >> jimmy: exhale. >> yes. and i got mine. ready. >> jimmy: yeah. >> one, two, three. use ] >> jimmy: let's see a replay of that. look at how that looks, good right there. yeah! >> i like it. i like it. i like it. >> jimmy: that's good special effects right there. lycopodium powder. >> jimmy: lycpopium. i'm lycopodium [ laughter ] >> i'm changing your mind about spores. >> jimmy: yes. >> and balloons are next. >> jimmy: of course. yeah. to take one balloon and you were to stand on it, what would happen to the balloon? >> jimmy: i would pop. >> yeah, it would. because you're putting all your
let's go to the next thing. [ light laughter ] >> i want you to stand on the balloon to not pop them.o distribute your weight nice and evenly. guys, bring out the table. so we're going to flip this table upside down.an you come spot us. just grab the other side. okay. so now, these balloons are all going to be supporting your weight, not just one. so we're going to even out the weight distribution and we shouldn't pop the balloons.ad and step up on the center there. [ light laughter ] go ahead. don't be scared. careful. >> jimmy: i know how this ends. >> but be careful. step. okay. okay. [ cheers and applause ] working well. >> jimmy: they're just balloons. >> i twe need some roots, come here. tariq, get on there. kirk, come here. >> jimmy: all right. >> go ahead and step up. there you go.it, buddy. >> we need some bass. mark, come on, buddy. >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa. >> yeah, yeah. get on there. okay, so have any balloons popped yet?heard any. >> jimmy: no.
bounce up and down, jump up and down.wn. and let's see if we can. [ screaming ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: frightening. >> but you're weight was all distributed nice and evenly for the balloons and they didn't pop until one.rry i grabbed you. sorry, craig. [ light laughter ] that was a little bit too -- sorry, buddy. yeah, yeah, yeah. i just hugged kirk. [ light laughter ] >> roots, for your safety, i need you to go over that way. >> jimmy: okay, this is going to be fun. >> over that way.what is this last experiment here? what are we doing. >> okay, so now -- now ping-pong balls. >> jimmy: ping-pong balls. >> ping pong balls. >> jimmy: we go from spores to balloons to ping-pong balls. >> jimmy: yeah. >> really regular things. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so here's a ping-pong ball. this weighs about three grams. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's terrible.-- it's no all. >> jimmy: it's fun. >> it's fun. if i were to hit this at you. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: sure. >> jimmy: i'd rather you don't. >> okay, ready? one, two -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. >> now, what if -- host. it just makes you feel good.hter ]
so i borrowed this from purdue university from our professor french and his students craig and jimmy. can i introduce you? [ cheers and applause ] >> craig, jimmy, jimmy, craig. jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: hi, craig, hi, jimmy. from purdue university. >> so we're going to throw a a ping-pong ball at 920 miles per hour.anks to this fantastic nozzle that you might find on a a supersonic jet engine. so, okay. so this is what i'm going to do first.ave, this tube, i'm going to get all the air out. i have a vacuum pump down here. >> jimmy: so take the air out of this tube. >> yeah, take the air out of this tube. we'll wait until the needle drops. >> jimmy: yeah.most there. it's almost there. it's almost there. >> jimmy: you know what's going to happen. >> it's going to start oscillating. >> jimmy: it's going to hit the paddle. i'm going to get hurt somehow. >> okay. so now there's no air left in there's nothing in the way. >> jimmy: what's it doing? >> there's no resistance to the ping-pong ball. >> jimmy: okay, yeah. >> so all we need to do is open that valve and rush all the air pong balls will move out the other end at about 920 miles per hour. okay?
so i need -- it's going to be attle loud. so everybody cover your ears. if you don't have ear muffs. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> so on the count of three. >> jimmy: just over margot robbie right now? [ light laughter ]? >> jimmy: yes. >> are you all ready? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: cover your ears. >> don't stand in front. we're good where we are. i was worried you were going to jump in front of it.ll go this way. >> just stay right here. okay, ready? >> jimmy: yup. >> one, two, three. [ bang ] [ bang ] god right there. [ cheers and applause ] >> now. >> jimmy: turn it off? >> yes. let me turn this off.oing to -- expand on this. >> jimmy: why am i doing that? yeah. >> and see what happ: look at this. oh, my goodness. that's a ping-pong ball did this. [ light laughter ] >> so if you want to play ping-pong using these, you have to borrow it from purdue university. ]
right there? look at thpplause ] wow. >> there you go. >> jimmy: that is awesome. whoa. that is awesome, man. i want to go to the next keg party at purdue university. [ laughter ] >> me, too. >> jimmy: thanks for stopping by. kevin delaney, everybody. you're the best, pal. >> you're the best. >> jimmy: we'll be right back with more "tonight show." come on back.
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