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lause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- carson daly,n earth," actress kristen schaal, music from nad surf,d with patrick carney. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth:th meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] excellent to hear. who watched the oscars las night. [ cheers and applause ]thought chris rock did an
everybody. [ cheers and applause ] not an easy job hosting the oscars. he was fantastic.s get to the news. leonardo dicaprio won the first oscar of his career last night for his leading role in "the revenant."t long, beautiful woman were coming up to him asking, 'can i hold it?" and then he won the oscar. [ laughter ] awaiting primary event super tuesday is tomorrow. "yeah? well, so is 'ncis,'" yelled jeb bush. [ laughter ] of stuff happening on tuesday!" [ laughter ] cnn national poll, donald trump has increased his lead among the republican field and is now up to 49% support.mber, it's a cnn poll so 49% is also the margin of error. [ laughter ] donald trump recently said that he debates it
his make up with a trowel which is surprising critique from a s his makeup by standing outside the cheetos factory and waiting for an explosion. [ laughter and applause ]en asked this weekend why he retweeted a quote by fascist dictator benito mussolini, donald trump told reporters, "i d with interesting quotes." which i gotta say, is a pretty interesting quote. [ laughter ]rning also tweeted a quote that he falsely attributed to mahatma gandhi, and here it is. [ laughter ] come on, there's no way. he should know better. [ laughter ] producers have announced the sequel will probably contain gay characters. excuse me for a second. [ sneeze ] c-3po. [ laughter ] that's right, the upcoming
probably contain gay characters. said yoda, "experiment in college, i did." [ laughter ]lly, according to a new study, less than half of young men heard of emergency contraception like the morning after pill. they would have heard of the pill, but they were long gone by then. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ]est working man in show business. from nbc's "the voice," "today show," and "last call," carson daly is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] fantastically talented actress, a very funny person, she's one of the stars of fox's "the last man on earth, kristen schaal is back on . [ cheers and applause ] and we will have music from the wonderful band, nada surf. so it's a great show.e ] i'm looking forward to getting it started. but before we get to all of o win big on super tuesday tomorrow, and he got a big boost
chris christie endorsed him.nder fire for declining to disavow the support of white supremacists. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: with polls showing trump well ahead in most of tomorrow's primaries, it's now or never for his opponents, to take a stand. but instead of attacking trump on substance, rubio tried to beat trump at his own game.test round of snaps ever played. [ laughter ] >> he's flying around on hair force one and tweeting.ee him with makeup, and it's like he's putting on with a trowel. >> trump likes to sue people, he should s his face. >> he has really large ears, the biggest ears i've ever seen. >> he's taller than me, he's like 6'2", which is why i don't his hands are the size of someone who's 5'2." have you seen his hands? [ laughter ] they're like this. say about men with small hands -- [ audience ohs ]
[ laughter ]you make a dick joke on the campaign trail -- you're the dick. [ laughter and applause ] also, remember when trump insulted john mccain's war record and it seemed like the worst thing a candidate could possibly say? what's happening now makes that ft burn from the dowager countess. [ laughter ] so the presidential race has essentially become a schoolyard fight.xplain why the original schoolyard bully decided last week to wade in, chris christie. >> there is no one who is betteramerica with the strong leadership that it needs, both at home and around the world than donald trump.ot of fun of new jersey as being state of air pollution and weird smells but the reality is it also supports a vibrant farming industry.re, in that farm setting that you can best find the words to describe chris christie's endorsement of donald trump -- chicken-[ bleep ].
act of political opportunism and self-interest as brazen as this one. because these are actual things chris christie said about trump before. t think he's suited to be president of the united states. >> why? >> i don't think his temperament is suited for that, and i don't think his experience is.resident who's had the experience and the know how to do this and not someone who's just gonna talk off the top of their head. i just don't believe that the king about that donald has -- >> okay. >> -- are transferable to a governmental setting, i just don't. these times and these challenges we are not electing an entertainer-in-chief. >> seth: that's right, "we're not electing an entertainer-in-chief." which is why chris christie just did this. >> it's rubio! [ cheers ]at's what it is. [ laughter ] >> seth: it's like he's playing a game of a-hole charades. [ laughter ]blicans were shocked that christie chose to
establishment candidate like rubio. a reason for not backing rubio. according to the "new york times," rubio left christie a voice mail message ristie's support. but made the mistake of assuring bright future in public service." and that was a mistake because message as deeply disrespectful and patronizing questioning why a 44-year-old was telling him about his future. [ laughter ]old 44. i mean, he did leave a voice mail. [ laughter ] grandma. grandma. grandma. rubio?hter ] but christie knew trump would never disrespect him like that, at least not until the first chance trump had, which was as on friday. >> get in the plane and go home. >> you got it.here. you go home. >> seth: go home. [ laughter ] go home and get your [ bleep ] shine box. [ laughter and applause ] but christie wasn't the only endorsement trump received last week.the former
voiced support for trump. now most candidates for public office would instantly renounce he former leader of the kkk or any wizard. [ laughter ] but when trump was asked about duke, he gave this evasive answer. equivocally condemn david duke and say that you don't want his vote or that of other white supremacists in this election?understand, i don't know anything about david duke, okay? i don't know anything about what you're even talking about with white supremacists. if you would send me a list of the groups i will research them and certainly i would disavow ifsomething wrong. >> seth: they're white supremacists. [ laughter ] there's something wrong.wrong. of course, in classic trump fashion, he backtracked on his cnn comments today by blaming fficulties. >> i'm sitting in a house in florida with a very bad ear piece that they gave me. and you could haas saying. >> seth: he said david duke and the ku klux klan? i thought he said daisy duke and
[ laughter ]ow the wu-tang clan. [ applause ] disavowed david duke and the kkk now. because he's already accomplished what he's set out to. even racists know you have to be racist in public. trump lets just enough racism slip that racists can listen to him and think, "oh, yeah. he's our guy." [ laughter ]that was, that wasn't the only shocking thing trump said this weekend. because at a rally on friday he also proposed dangerous new limits on the first amendment ress. >> i'm going open up our libel laws so when they write purposely negative and horrible cles, we can sue them and win lots of money. >> seth: sue newspapers and make lots of money? pal. newspapers don't have any money. [ laughter ] that's like suing radioshack or mc hammer. [ laughter ] to make america great again by ripping up the thing that made america great in
now you might ask, "would he really do that?"lies in how many times trump has praised other actual dictators who have also restricted freedom of speech in their country. so comfortable praising vladimir putin? you've called him a strong leader. >> i mean, i think he is a strong leader. i mean, you would like me to call him a weak leader.. saddam hussein killed terrorists. he would kill. there were no terrorists.mmediately. he didn't do it politically correct. he found a terrorist, they were gone within five seconds, okay? is guy, this -- i mean, he's like a maniac, okay? and you gotta give him credit. guys, he was like 26 or 25 when his father died, take over these tough generals and all of the sudden -- you know, it's pretty amazing when you think of it. he goes in, he takes over and he's the boss. it's incredible. >> the best thing about is even when donald trump's praising also burning him for being short.
but trump's praise for dictatorsling because that's all trump cares about, power. and judging by his skin he's almost full, it is time to unplug him. [ laughter ]aign long ago went from entertaining to scary. it's kinda like the movie "snakes on a plane." sure, the idea is entertaining, on your actual plane would be terrifying. [ laughter ] and that's what's happening now.n democracy and the snake is trump. and right now all sane people everywhere are saying this -- >> i have had it with these es on this mother[ bleep ] plane. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: we feel you, sam jackson. we all feel you.ser look." [ cheers and applause ] 's very exciting. this year for leap day, american express has been giving you a few more minutes of your nbc shows.th more "late night" sponsored by the blue cash everyday card by american express.hat we have
have to go to commercial because as many of you know the oscars were last night. and "mad max: fury road" cleaned up.ee "mad max: fury road?" [ cheers and applause ] six academy awards and i was -- for that but also bittersweet pride for me. because i, you guys don't know this, i was actually in that movie.ene. [ light laughter ] so i was proud but also, you know, it hurt my feelings that i wasn't in it. i guess, according to the the reason they cut it was i wasn't mad enough. [ laughter ] but he did send us the clip. so thank you to george miller is cut scene from "mad max: fury road." let's take a look. [ cheers ] >> what's going on? >> gear up. immortan joe is sending us to gas town. >> gas town!onor him!
[ chanting v-8 ] [ grunting ] seth: hey, hey, hey! i'm sorry, but could we maybe just pump the brakes? not to put a damper on our big t quick question, do we all have to go? [ laughter ] >> what?st feels a little silly. and, if i'm being honest, irresponsible, that when we evere, we drive a fleet of muscle cars that literally shoot out fire. [ laughter ]. why do we go to gas town? >> gasoline! >> seth: and what do we waste a ime we drive to gas town in our big muscle cars? >> gasoline! >> two for two, you guys. and i mean, i get it, the cars look cool. nothing wrong with looking cool.
>> swhat i'm talking about, a perfect example right here. [ laughter ] does the guitar have to shoot fire? i mean, come on, jeremy. >> the name's doof warrior. knew you when you were jeremy. [ laughter ] defy immortan joe's orders. paint me up, boys. >> great. actually, i'm so happy that you brought up the war paint. [ sigh ]worst. >> seth: oh, i know, i know, i'm the buzz kill here. but do we have to paint our bodies white every single morning?bute to immortan joe. he is the one who grabbed the sun! >> he is the one who grabbed the sun!when he said it. [ laughter ] and in general, i think we could chant like, 50% less, okay? >> why aren't my war boys suited up? do you not wish to ride with me,
valhalla!serve you immortan joe. it's just that this war boy is enlightening us on how things should be done.ine! >> seth: not necessarily. >> is this about your wind board again? [ laughter ] seth: first off, it's not a wind board, it's a wind glider, you know that. and guys, why can't we give it a shot? we would save thousands of oline. >> okay. let's picture that. you're on the fury road riding your wind board. >> seth: wind glider.zards ambush you. what do you do? they have harpoons and buzz saws. >> seth: and i have the wind and glide to safety. >> and when they ram you with their cars that are covered in spikes? >> you know what's scary?ar what's scary? climate change. >> last year you were calling it global warming. >> seth: haven't you died yet?
>> seth: it's a guing ]nab you. >> seth: you can yell all you all the birds are extinct. he's right. board. >> yes. i'll go tell the mechanics to scrap what they are working on with the cars and the war rigs. >> seth: are you sure?u know, it's time for something new. hey, can i pitch you an idea? just off the top of my head why we're spit balling?n, of course. >> what do you think of a recycling program? >> seth: i think that would be great.r coded -- >> seth: yes. >> blue papers, green for bottles and cans and red for trash. ! >> yes. >> seth: oh, my god. you know, i have been writing these memos to you for years. and i never thought you read them.ched to see that the message is getting across. >> no, no, i'm reading them. i'm up in my skull sitting on myour memos out loud. doof is up there reading them, too.
>> yeah.they're so cool. >> seth: you're [ bleep ]with me aren't you? [ laughter ] [ coughing ] >> i'm so sick. i'm so sick.l so sick. enough! time! yes, we'll leave this boy here blade while we ride eternal on the highway to valhalla. [ cheers ] i hope every single one of you get's your feelings hurt today. [ horn ]
>> seth: whole lotta wind in this game. [ applause ] >> announcer: more "late night with seth meyers is sponsored byay card from american express. the card that gives you more than cash back, it's backed by the service and security of membership.pplause ] i just wasn't mad enough. that was the problem, i wasn't mad enough. everybody give it up for the 8g band over there. [ cheers and applause ] so happy to have them here. also, so happy because sitting from an incredible rock band the "black keys", patrick carney is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you for having me. >> seth: thank yg here this week, patrick. [ applause ] you guys, our first guest tonight is one of the busiest people in television, he host the "today show," "last call with carson daly," and "the voice."for its tenth season on nbc. please welcome back to the show our friend, carson daly.
ow are you? >> thank you! 8g band, patrick, awesome. you guys are the best. you're here on good night. backstage i met your lovely wife. >> seth: congratulations you just got married this year. >> it took ten years. >> seth: ten years. >> but we finally did it. we got married.ten years. >> now we -- we have three kids. >> you've met jackson. >> seth: yep. >> my oldest is here with me tonight.ou just put off wedding for basically no reason. >> as long as humanly possible. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] and was it a good wedding when you finally did it. was 12 of us there. >> seth: wow. [ laughter ] >> the best part about it was, we surprised our mothers -- actually, our parents, really about 48 hours before. so just -- december 23rd, they were at my house for christmas. we have and they open it up, and it was wedding invitation. of course, for the past decade, they were like, "when are you gonna get married, when this gonna happen?" and then they just stopped for and then we -- it's they opened
it was happening, you know, in our hometown in two days. and it was just us.antastic. >> and it took all the control away from them. and, it was really -- it was really great ceremony. >> seth: that's wonderful. [ laughter ] >> i highly recommend it. >> seth: that is a beautiful sentiment right thend it. yeah. >> seth: also, it must be nice, because the fact you guys are a family, you have three kids. friends probably didn't have thei invited. because in a wedding like -- at the beginning of your lives. >> let me just explain you're -- you're gonna have a kid here. re are no friends. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. oh, gotcha, so that's -- you don't have any. >> there are no friends. >> seth: yeah. >> there's only -- there is only -- times how ever many you have. >> seth: that's good -- i'm so psyched to hear that, 'cause we're having one like, real soon.'ve wanted to, like, unfriend or whatever. you can shake them all the minute you have a kid. >> seth: here's the reason you also can't invite people in your situation. to a wedding if kids are there. >> no, no. [ laughter ] actually, the thing about the kids was, we felt like they --et's just wait a little longer. kicking the can down the road a little bit. 'cause they'll get to the age
so jackson, my oldest walked ith the ring. they really i think got a grasp of it. you know, and for us, the whole idea is to stay together as long as you can.age, it's a difficult task. >> seth: yes. >> we thought, you know what -- and this is unconventional. you know, i work at the "today show" now. it's traditional place.s where viewers of the today show, 30 years, "why aren't you?" siri is also the today show. >> seth: she's a -- she's a food blogger.king correspondent now. >> seth: so she's -- on the show. and so people would be angry at you, yes. >> we do stuff together like this. and like i'd check twitter in the commercial. they'll be like, "why don'an? she's amazing, you are living in sin." [ laughter ] and you what, the truth was -- you were living in sin. >> i was living in sin. >> seth: but that's great. >> i'll tweet them back from hell. [ laughter ] >> set ten -- this is the tenth season of "the voice." >> yes. >> seth: incredible, flown by. is it true there's a fifth voice chair? that there's a fifth voice chair, that like basically goes on tour by itself? >> this is true.
i don't know where it goes.et. it travels with body guards, it's like the stanley cup i guess. >> seth: so you would just walk to a state fair and maybe be the voice" chair would be there? >> the request come in like crazy for a "voice" chair to be at some event for a photo-op.ody's got enough scratch, they could get the "voice" chair for their daughters batmitzvah? >> yes, yes! [ laughter ] yes, if you can't afford voice" chair is in your range somewhere. on a lower tier of money. and it does, it travels around. it's booked for like ten years. chair. >> but i know somebody, if you need one. for -- >> seth: i would love one. i would love, maybe the birth? >> yes.put my wife >> yes! >> seth: then she'll just or i'll turn around, if i want [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: you should be in the chair! that's amazing. it's a boy! [ applause ] your family in the other room going, "weird, seth hasn't turned around."
seth's wife hasn't gotten a chair turn.is a very awkward moment. >> you should come back next season. voice" in l.a. >> we got a steal! >> seth: if blake gets my baby, heart breaking. especially because, if blake raised my baby and i got it ck, it would be too much of a man for me to handle it. [ laughter ] if it spent a day with blake shelton. >> your baby have like would have a dip in its mouth. he would show me the way to hammer. "oh, guess that is more efficient." >> and now he's with gwen so the baby would have like pink hair. too confusing.w it's kind of interesting though. >> no chair for you. no chair for you. >> seth: okay, no chair for me. >> it's a fun show. i can't believe it's been on. >> seth: yeah.., but you live here. >> yep. >> seth: through the years you obviously you have gone back and forth, had to live in l.a. lived at one point in ricky martin's house? >> this is true. >> seth: okay. >> i wanna preference this by saying this wasn't "livin' la vita loca" superstar.
mid-'90s. >> seth: this is pre-that? >> this is "general hospital" ricky martin. >> seth: okay gotcha.is, menudo ricky. he was in menudo. >> seth: this was like -- this could afford to stay in.ford, "livin' la vida --" no, i could afford to lease or to rent menudo, ricky's house. bunch of dj's working at a radio station. all over the country. i'm moving in a truck, six years six station i'm in san an jose. and a bunch of us get a job in los angeles. world famous k-rock, i'm playing nada s great bands at the time. so i think i've died and gone to heaven. i never think i'm going to be anything. so i get this great job in my 20s., oh, we lease the house in hollywood hills, we have a bmw. we have died and gone to heaven. we are not making that much money. we've rented was ricky martin's house. >> seth: and did you know that. did a -- >> no because we would get his fan mail.
come to our house.on my radio show on k-rock, i would read all of all -- we called it casa de menudo. so i would read all ricky's fan mail on the air. someone's mail, that has to be illegal. >> but enough -- [ laughter ] i didn't think about that. about that. i sure enough time has gone by, now i'm okay. >> seth: yeah, i mean i would ough that's federal though. that's a federal crime. >> but everybody -- they loved him. >> seth: now does that -- at a werid way like 'cause obviously,u've become -- your profile has gone up. has it started to sink in thaty you will never receive fan mail like ricky martin was doing?da loca. pre la loca -- >> yeah but nobody even writes mail anymore. this is back in the days where teenage girls would put their ttle hearts in it. >> seth: i guess that's truth. there's no such thing fan mail probably anymore. >> it was real fan mail. >> seth: yeah, there's no way to perfume tweets.er your question, there's a good chance i could rent his house again one day.
you would to get back in the game?se. >> seth: oh that same house. >> the casa de menudo.e things go house again. i thank you. >> seth: and thank you so much for being back on the show congratulation on everything. >> thank you so much. the tenth season of "the voice" airs monday and tuesday nights on nbc. you can also see carson hosting the "today show."call" that is after "late night." it'll be on tonight. with kristin schaal. [ cheers and applause ] four bandits chose a prius as their getaway car. bravo-niner, in pursuit of a toyota prius. over. how hard is it to catch a prius? over.tually pretty fast. over. very funny. oh look, a farmer's market.d get some flowers for the car. yeah!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back too "late night," everybody!ht played obsessive fan, mel in "flight of the conchords," and voices evil genius grade schooler, louise, in "bob's burgers." can see her in new episodes of the very funny fox series, "the last man on earth." let's take a look. l. there's something i have to tell you. this is going to be hard to hear. >> then i'll move in closer.il are boning. >> cheese and rice! >> todd didn't do anything wrong.
broken up.lissa. >> carol, you can't. todd swore me to secrecy. >> melissa's my best friend, and she's getting boned against.and. okay, so promise me you won't say anything. >> okay, i promise.those hands. >> good catch.ome back to the show, kristen schaal! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: so nice to see you. you look lovely today. >> oh, thank you! i'm wearing an exclusive piece of jewelry.s name's alice. she's my niece, and she gets all of her beads exclusively from her grandma. >> seth: oh, wow! how old is alice? >> 4 1/2. >> seth: wow!
>> seth: to get a necklace made i think, a violation of some labor laws. [ laughter ] >> maybe we'll edit this part out. [ laughter ] there you go. so, i want to -- i talked a little bit to jason sudeikis about this, but i want to talk about forte, your co-star, will forte. "hi," by the way. >> seth: oh, thank you. >> which i thought was strange because i thought maybe you guys had each other's phone numbers or something. like, "why do i have to relay the hello?" [ laughter ] like you and i don't see each other enough for you to have to do his housekeeping. >> yeah, he said it, like, three times. i was on the phone with him the seth." he was like, "oh, tell seth, 'hi.' please tell him, 'hi.'" i'm like, "tell him yourself?" [ laughter ] >> right? but he says, "hi." >> seth: i hate myself in advance.m, "hello" back. [ laughter ] >> you got it. >> seth: all right, thank you. uh, this is forte's look. recently, he shaved half of his head. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: you work with him enough, because i know how be. did he shave just the head half? or is it full body half hair?
>> seth: fully? does. >> seth: yeah, he's full on commitment. >> i know shave shaved because he shaved his eyebrow. i watched hileg. and then, according to the make up department, he took the electric razor, pulled open his boxers, and just went for it. [ laughter ] >> because he had to ask for a new razor. and they're like, "you just bought one." and she was like, "its got forte's pubes it." [ laughter ]ke, "all right. that's fair." >> seth: yeah, that's not -- nobody wants to use that razor again. i don't think it's usable. cause i'd known you before. >> you've known me. >> seth: i've know you for a long time. and so the first episode of r saying, "oh, my god. that's kristen schaal." but you were only in the first episode of "mad men." >> yes. >> seth: here's a shot of you. obviously, you know, one of the eneration, and you played a switch board operator. >> mm-hmm. >> seth: what was "mad men" experience? >> well, that's flo. >> flo from the progressive ads?s stephanie courtney. >> seth: that's crazy. >> yeah, i know. >> seth: that i missed. >> little did we know that we
[ laughter ] she was going to make multi-millions and i was going to try. [ laughter ]s safe to say you guys did better than any actual switch board operator from the era. >> i think that you know? i mean, what is happiness? like, maybe some of them found love. but did they find, like the new heights of a career?bly not. no fault of their own. >> yeah. >> seth: the feeling imposed on them imposed by society. [ laughter ]en" experience like? did you have a good time? >> i had a great time. i mean, they dress you up in, , from the underwear out. so the bra was, like, all cone-shaped and pointy. they really got into it.e cigarettes to smoke. i've never smoked before, so i was just, like, puffing away, just, like, showing off, you itching and puffing and switching and puffing. and matthew weiner came up, and he was like, "cut!" the camera.
kneels right in my face and he's like, "you don't smoke, do you?" [ laughter ]hat do you mean?" [ laughter ] he's like, "why don't you just leave yours in the ashtray? all right, let's go again."and you're not constantly making smoke and just, like, going nuts with it. is that right? >> seth: you were cartoon smoking? >> i was. [ laughter ]oking. >> seth: that's allowed. it seems weird. >> maybe that's my character. >> seth: to be fair, at least it was only the first episode. you didn't know how specific and the, like, sort of attention to detail the show would have. >> right.ht thought, like, "'mad men,' this is a show about crazy people." >> i didn't know what it was! >> seth: yeah, you can't be blamed. >> who knew what that was? it was like, amc. but showing reruns. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> you know? we were like, "okay." it was, like, shot in a weird we were like, "okay." >> seth: when he came over and said, "don't smoke," like that, you should have said, "i don't think this is ." [ laughter ]
a year before it did get on tv because he had to, like, finish atever. [ laughter ] yeah. >> seth: um, well, thank you so much for coming on the show. it's always a pleasure to see you. [ laughter ] >> is that it? >> seth: tha well, actually, no. >> well, i don't think so. >> seth: you know what? will you stick around? >> i think i will. >> seth: all right, stick around. >> you always try to screw me up. >> seth: we'll be baal.
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>> hey, i heard you mentioned before that it was leap day. >> seth: yes.ed about it, and i love leap day. >> seth: you do? >> yeah, because it's the one day out of year women can ask hem, i mean, where it's, like, not weird. >> seth: oh, i didn't -- so this is a tradition about leap day? >> yeah. >> seth: i did not know that.ust wondering if before you kick me off the set if i could maybe, you know, live out my dreams and ask some people in the audience if they would marry me? sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks, seth! [ cheers and applause ] [ applause ] >> hello. um --
from the moment we met, a few just that knew i wanted to make you the happiest man in the world. [ laughter ] will you marry me? wait, before you answer -- [ laughter ]ou should know that i'm very good at sex. [ laughter ] i know all the positions.own, side to side, curly-cue, in the air, coffin style, franklin and bash, and ucini alfredo. [ laughter ] that's all of them. and i know them. so, there's one rule. there's one rule.issing. [ laughter ] it's too personal. >> okay, okay. >> all right, so, will you marry me? >> yes. >> aaaah!pplause ] yay! yay! [ cheers and applause ] hi. >> hi.
[ laughter ]ou to think that you're my second choice. >> okay. [ laughter and applause ]y first choice after my first choice. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> okay, into my eyes. really look. are you looking? i want you to lock it in there. [ laughter ] are you locked? >> yeah.re? all right. i want you to close your eyes, but don't stop looking into mine. [ laughter ] it out, all right? you got this. you got this. >> okay. >> okay, now, open your mouth and say, "ahh."nd see your throat. [ laughter ] oh, yeah. ooh, you might be developing a minor case of strep throat there. [ laughter ] through sickness and in health, right? >> yes. >> will you marry me? >> of course. >> oh, yes!nd applause ] oh, my god. that's so great! [ applause ]
gosh. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> here you go. it's a brownie. [ laughter ]t. [ laughter ] >> thank you. the secret ingredient is love. [ laughter ] ingredient is acid. [ laughter ] and there might be a ring in there. >> i'll check back [ laughter ] will you marry me? >> yes. honor! [ cheers and applause ]
aaah! [ laughter ] hi. >> hey. >> so, i don't want to propose to you. [ laughter ]e to the man next to you. [ laughter ] but i'm just feeling kind of vulnerable inside.out? >> sure. >> just tell him that he's a hunka hunka? [ laughter ] talk to him normal. [ laughter ] >> you're a hunka hunka. [ laughter ] >> thanks.here's your holsters for those guns? [ laughter ] >> where's your holsters for your guns? [ laughter ]w what to say. [ laughter ] >> is it time for desert? because you're a real beefcake.for desert?
[ laughter ] >> say. [ laughter ] >> okay, do you think he likes it? l marry me. not you, make sure you get the pronouns right. [ laughter ] "marry me." >> will you marry me? >> noooo! [ laughter ] oh, no! i lost it! [ cheers and applause ], my gosh! i can't help it! i think i'm going to ask the to marry me. seth meyers' audience, will you marry me? aaah! thank you!th, you might want to leave because your audience and
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