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all members of the academy who are eligible are invited to vote their nominations for best picture. in most other categories, the nominations are decided by a vote of the members working in that specific category. then the entire membership chooses from those nominations the recipients of the oscars. and finally, the results of all the secret voting are known only to the independent accounting firm of pricewaterhousecoopers until the sealed envelopes are opened on the air.
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leon: you are watching abc 7 news after the oscars. "spotlight" won the award for best picture. night in glamorous hollywood. biggest nightse of movies, kidd o'shea joins us in hollywood, live with all of the excitement tonight. kidd, tell us all about it. kidd: good evening. finally.tory, leo wins there waa
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leo." it was a show packed full of everything for everybody. it is the topic that had to be discussed, the lack of diversity with this year's oscar nominations. chris rock hit the topic had on, calling hollywood racist? racist?s hollywood you are darn right. stuff,fter the serious more top films. black girl would have to cure cancer before they give her a hollywood movie. kidd: there were jokes, and some awards. -- "madhe oscar goes to max fury road." >> "mad max fury road." kidd: in between all the mad max awards, there was a showstopping
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you till it happens to you won't know how i feel ♪ kidd: that performance by lady introduced by vice president joe biden, encouraging all americans to go to to keep men and women say from sexual assault. a lot ofame to snubs, people thought for best supporting actor it would go to sylvester stallone, that cannot happen. and then when it came to the of thoughte, a lot after seeing all the awards for for max" they would win best picture. "spotlight" took that away. people starting to leave the theater slowly, moving to the next that, which is parties. the governors ball is taking place, as well as
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fair party with 1200 celebrities. the party continues in los angeles on the red carpet. kidd o'shea, abc 7 news. leon: now, let's look at the weather. there is some rain to contend with tomorrow morning. steve rudin has the timeline on that. bit of raina little early tomorrow morning, part of a cold front, a weak cold front a ways away. that cold front moving across ohio, eventually western pennsylvania, then our area early tomorrow morning. not enough to cause problems for the rush-hour commute. theday planner, starting work in school we, the high temperatures eventually close to 60 degrees by mid afternoon. a good deal of sunshine to enjoy, especially later tomorrow afternoon. we will talk about a cooldown come a stronger cold front on the way, and a chance of winter weather. more on that ia
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brave, smart, compassionate -- those the words used at a vigil in memory of officer ashley guindon tonight. she was shot yesterday in woodbridge responding to a domestic violence call. guindon was murdered her first day on the job. furnish and about the suspect in a moment, but we start with roz plater, life with the memory share tonight. roz? alison, tonight at the vigil, the police chief said this was an officer who was passionate. she had done her training and thought about taking another pass but came back because she said police work was in her blood. tonight, hundreds honored her sacrifice. [bagpipes play "amazing grace"] roz: prince william county police officers mourning the loss of officer ashley guindon. also when the crowof
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were those who never even met her. >> did not know her personally, but just the heartbreak that is somebody's daughter. as a mom, it hits close. about allay i think the police officers who go out and do their job and don't know if they are coming home. killedhley guindon was saturday morning. the former marine with a masters sciencen foreign six was sworn in friday, gun down her very first day on the job. memoryould credit her and selflessness. the police chief says the overwhelming support will help his officers heal. having to gomagine through what her family is going through to like him and her friends and colleagues. i wanted to come and say
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i'm really sad. is survived by her mother, funeral arrangements pending. roz plater, abc 7 news. leon: her first day on the job, that is unfathomable. some and people asking, how did the domestic dispute spiral into a double murder? we are learning more about the army sergeant accused of opening fire. ronald hamilton worked at the pentagon, living in a quiet upscale neighborhood in woodbridge. cheryl conner continues our team coverage with a look at the investigation. cheryl? cheryl: leon, there are two stories in front of the home, the crime scene and the growing memorial to honor krystal hamilton. there is a cross, flowers, a bible left today. we have watched people stop, pray, cry, trying to understand what happened behind closed doors. tears
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lawn, a purple ribbon to represent domestic violence. a memorial to honor krystal hamilton is growing. >> a sad situation. met herpeople who never are coming to woodbridge where the police say that ronald hamilton shot and killed his wife during a domestic argument, before killing prince william county police officer ashley guindon and injuring two other officers. >> they have a child, see imagine how sad that is. cheryl: neighbor's all their 11-year-old son running out of the home saturday evening. the 32-year-old suspect is an army staff sergeant assigned to the pentagon. >> we have three officers that have been shot. cheryl: the police chief said the officers were shot approaching the home. thehe wife contacted police. however, before arrival, she was shot and killed, allegedly by the accused.
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injured. through her grieving, crystal's sister wants to say thank you. officerimportant, the who suck pfister life or my sister and my nephew, i thank you and god bless your family. cheryl: as for krystal hamilton's sun coming he is being cared for by family and friends. officers, injured they remain in the hospital with unknown conditions. live in woodbridge, cheryl conner, abc 7 news. leon: thank you, cheryl. ronald hamilton faces capital murder and first-degree murder charges. the prince william county commonwealth attorney said it's likely they will pursue the death penalty. he has not made a final decision. hamilton is being held without bond. andon: stay with abc seven as we follow this investigation and tell you how the victims are being remembered. leon:
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family involved in a tragic crash in bethesda. three members of a family were a student atf them walt whitman high school with life-threatening injuries. the crash happened near river road last night. relatives are devastated. >> our family is definitely grieving right now. we appreciate the support everyone is giving us. a 52-year-old, 53-year-old, and 18-year-old all died in the crash. in criticals condition. the driver of the other car suffered non-life-threatening injuries. by an: cars smashed toppled crane truck. there is an active investigation in beaumont, texas. several people were hurt last night, nobody killed. the truck knocked down power lines and shut down a freeway. investigators are trying to determine the cause. leon:
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flint water crisis. newly released e-mail show that some of the government's top aides brought up possible issues with using the flint river and changing water sources. for nearly two years, the city residents had been drinking and using water contaminated with lead. scrubbed its third attempt to launch a communication satellite from cape canaveral. ignition justed before liftoff. the question is why. a spokesman said the rocket is safe. no word on why the mission was aborted. alison: 7 on your side with a consumer alert. oprah is not working for the weight watchers information. she touts losing 26 pounds
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using the program, but shares of weight watchers are down almost 30%. oprah is still sitting on about a 30 million profit since she signed on in october. leon: and she is looking good. coming up -- tonight we celebrate the best in movies. what about the worst? we will talk about the film that got the most razzies. alison: pregnant and pushing 50? the lateriving birth in life, but how can you ensure a healthy baby?
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alison: how old is too old to have a baby? women facing menopause increasingly want a baby, too, but how they do it is the secret, as kimberly suiters finds out. [baby cries] theirly: by the time child enters kindergarten, their mother will be 60 years old. >> friends think it is amazing
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four grown children, she and her husband in the mid-50's wanted a baby together. they spent six figures on a surrogate and got two. >> we will be the oldest parents at back-to-school night. kimberly: maybe not. according to the cdc, the birth rate of women in their 40's has risen steadily in the last decades. the birth rate of women in their 60's -- 50's is up over 100%. hollywood is brimming with moms is on the rise, but how they do it is often a secret. women of advanced maternal age have a 60% chance of a pregnancy if they carry an implanted embryo from a younger donor. >> i have to use some of you else his some of the else's egg. there are something not natural about that. kimberly: by age 45, a woman has only a 1%
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naturally. >> they are healthy, vibrant, beautiful. they don't look any different. but nature does not cooperate. the eggs do not cooperate. kimberly: and then there is anna, one of the 1%. >> i know people are going to ask me if i'm the grandmother. kimberly: she co-authored a book. her family was grieving after the death of her 12-year-old son. her family was shocked when she got pregnant naturally at age 46 . the age that she dreaded because that is when her mother died. the last time her son asked when she was having another baby was two weeks before she lost him. >> this baby is always wanted. my husband and daughter a very excited. i know that jack, this is something he always wanted, too. kimberly:
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took dramatically different paths, but they have learned that motherhood at midlife is absolutely possible. kimberly suiters, abc 7 news. leon: food for thought. alison: we have to talk about the weather. what a day. it was perfect. and technically today is my favorite day every four days. leap day! alison: he is a special party in his yard. degrees -- don't -- 65 degrees with the high temperature sunday at reagan national, will above average this time of year. we are now 55, mainly clear skies right now. the clouds in the early morning. the temperature still very mild. 54 frederick, 55 leesburg, culpeper 53, cumberland 41. the wind out of the south, but a cold front on the way.
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is located from detroit, indianapolis come in the 30's over chicago. the satellite and radar, this is what is on the way, a whole lot of rain. but a lot of this will fizzle out further to the east overnight. tomorrow morning, may see some showers, but mostly cloudy skies. the clouds quickly erode through the afternoon, then sunshine returns along with the mild temperatures. mainly clear, clouds increase. nighttime lows 44 to 52, the wind out of the southwest at 10 to 15. spotty showers until about 10:00 tomorrow morning, not amounting to a lot. sunshine in the afternoon, looking beautiful. the more afternoon, clear skies tomorrow night, sunshine returns tuesday, followed by a cold front, a stronger one, wednesday. lowerrecast tomorrow, 60's, scattered morning
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give way to lots of sunshine in the afternoon. breezy, the wind out of the west at 10 to 20. lower 60's tuesday, near 60 wednesday. then we have a cold front. by thursday and friday, a little bit of chatter about winter weather. this system may be further to the south of us. we may see a few snowflakes. the comingto come in days, eileen whelan will be here bright and early. leon: every basketball team did a great. how about the caps? a potential stanley cup preview, the c the road for a tough -- the capitals hit the road for a tough battle with the blackhawks.
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(elephant sound) there's a big difference between making noise, (tapping sound) and making sense. (elephant sound)
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when it comes to social security, we need more than lip service. our next president needs a real plan to keep social security strong. (elephant noise) hey candidates. enough talk. give us a plan. the toyota sports desk, brought to you by your local toyota dealers. scott:
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could be on a collision course for the stanley cup finals. tonight, a possible preview when the windy city, the caps visiting the defending stanley cup champs. in the third, chicago puts this away with three straight goals. the coach is not happy. caps fall on the road, 3-2. women's basketball, maryland hosting minnesota. furman,ame for kerry senior day, 29 points, 13 rebounds. 77, claimings 110- their second straight week 10 -- their second straight big ten championship. today was a great day to break out the glove and play catch in the backyard. washington nationals in florida. danny espinosa
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fear the beard is the name of the game. seasonended and i just started growing a beard. no reason, really. i just on a growing it. i don't know. erin: it is kind of taking on a life of its own. danny: i would love to keep it all year, but i feel heavy with it. scott: like a chia pet. shortly after the interview, a clean shaven danny espinosa. nats open spring training wednesday against tampa bay. and the washington capitals have traded favorite brooks laich to toronto. in return, they get a forward and a fifth round selection in the 2016 draft. the trade deadline is
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night, all about celebrating the best in film. last night, the worst, the , "50 shades of grey" tied for the worst movie of the year with "fantastic four." "50 shades of grey got five razzies. congratulations? alison: i don't think so.
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leon: quickly out to hollywood, leonardo dicaprio and others, answering questions from the press. ok, congratulations. big night for them
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much more in a few hours on "good morning washington." leon: what else do you have to do?
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and now abc's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! >> how do you think it went? what did you think of j-law's dress? which white people did you go after, bro? >> chris, over here, did you to us! >> jimmy, jimmy kimmel, what are you doing out here? >> jimmy: my mom got me this camera, i figured i'd get a few shots. >> don't you have the "after the oscars" special tonight? >> jimmy: yeah, but -- did you get a gift basket? can i get some of that nourishi
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did leta rock it tonight? chris, who are you wearing? chris! i didn't find out who you're wearing! i need to know who you're wearing! >> dicky: from hollywood -- it's "jimmy kimmel live after the oscars"! tonight - ben affleck, tracy morgan, henry cavill, jesse isenberg, j.k. simmons, will arnett, nathan lane, matthew broderick, mike tyson, and less. plus we go live to the governors ball. presented by samsung. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- lights, camera, action - here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: thank you. i was not expecting it. thank you. i'm jimmy. thanks for watching. thanks for staying up. i know it's late for a sunday night but welcome to our 11th annual after the oscars special. the statues have been handed out, the speeches have been spoken, and once again i was not invited to any of the after parties so here we are together. [ cheers and applause ] making the best of it. it was a night of controversy. it was a night of awareness. it was a night of a lot of uncomfortable famous white people trying to make sure they clapped when the cameras were on them. as you know there were no black nominees in the acting categories. tonight's oscar hopefuls were whiter than the line to buy t-shirts at a michael bolton concert. the only way a black or hispanic or asian octoberer was going to win an oscar w
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steve harvey announce the winner and that didn't happen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the show went mostly as expected, there weren't a ton of surprises. the biggest surprise was learning there's actually a movie called "the 100 year old man who climbed out the window and disappeared." it was an interesting show. the sound cut out on one of the guys who won best sound design. true. i think the person -- the kid who introduced best short was short. so that was good. and the woman who won best costume design showed up dressed like this. >> this is the second oscar and tenth nomination for jenny bevin. the first oscar in this category -- >> jimmy: she looked like sammy hagar in sturgis. i guess she doesn't take her work home with her. "spotlight" won best picture. brie larson won b
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leonardo dicaprio won best actor. leo had been nominated six types. until tonight he never won but everyone kept saying, this is his year. and it was. but you know, the man has had sex with a different victoria's secret model every night of -- every year of his year. from 1991 on has been his year. and it was a special night whether you're a fan of movies, movie stars, or the ryan seacrest men's wear collection. we still have many great moments in store yore rou. ben affleck is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bad man versus superman." he's batman. yesterday was ben's 4-year-old son's birthday party and guess what costume his son made him wear to entertain the kids at the party. that's right. we'll find out how that went. it's not all glamorous, this hollywood stuff. one day you're on the red carpet, next day 15 preschoolers are beating you with pinata sticks. right now the stars are heading to the governors ball, t
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post-oscars party across the street. our man guillermo is there standing by live via our big cisco screen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll get go to him now, guillermo, what's it like, are there any big stars around? >>. >> yes, there's a lot of the big stars around here. beautiful women too. >> jimmy: why don't you have any of them? >> oh. they at the bar right now. >> jimmy: they're at the bar, all right. see who you can russell up for us and we'll check back in later. how many drinks have you had? >> about 40 shots of tequila. >> jimmy: okay, great. perfect. so he's ready to go. that's actually less than he typically has on a sunday night. thank you, guillermo. we'll check back in with you later at the governors ball. one of the most critically acclaimed movies of the year this year that was not nominated for best picture was "cred," the story of rocky balboa training the son of one of his greatals. stallone was nominated for an oscar. it would not be a movie without
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the much-anticipated followup to "creed." >> i will have a choice. this is my one shot. i was born to do this. can't nobody stop me! >> you got no business being here. >> the other fighters are fighting for their lives. look at you. eating a hero sandwich. >> it's a hoagie! >> get the hell out of my gym! >> look at this. your first fight with clubber. you got caught with a right uppercut. you're sounding like a dolphin with an itchy blow hole. hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee! hee hee hee hee
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>> how do you know so much about that fight? >> that was my pops. >> junior. >> that's what marty povis told us. i need you to train me. >> train you to do what? >> what do you think i'm talking about, fool, to fight. >> you don't look like a fighter. >> i been fighting my whole life. the people who said i couldn't fight -- >> ha ha ha! >> fighting my demons. >> hey, baby. >> fighting that lady in the wendy's drive-through because she wouldn't give me extra dipping sauce. >> quheerls my dipping sauce? >> all i asked for was extra honey mustard! aahhh! >> i'll teach you to fight, kid. let's get some shorts on you because we got work to do. come on. >> all i asked for was extra honey bmustard. ♪
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come on now! >> oohh! >> one. >> come on, chicken, come over here! >> boxing isn't just about strength and conditioning. it's about heart. brains. >> and fowls and wings! >> over, under, round and through. meet mr. bunny pull it through. you're not focusing. you've got to focus. beat that meat like you mean it! harder! harder! you've got to kill him! give it to him! what the hell are you doing? whoa, whoa, whoa! hey, hey, no! no! no! got it? you've got it. you've got it! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> it's the fight nobody thought would happen. >> this is a fight nobody thought should happen. this is a disgrace to the sport of boxing. but i can't wait to see it. >> this is our last round, you need this one. >> i keep thinking it's gum. >> focus, kid, you need your edge out there! >> rrrow! hey, get me some. honey mustard, you remembered! >> that's right. now go get him. >> that was clubber. >> i know, i know. mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. love you so much. i got hair in my teeth. go get him! >> pop? >> quit your jibber jabber, fool!
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♪ ♪ >> how am i doing? >> good. yeah. there will be a sequel. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break but it will be worth it, stay there. we have many stars and many surprises on the way. it's our biggest show of the year. our 11th annual "after the oscars" special - we'll be right back after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ why can't i buy this weird, shaved-meat sandwich with my phone? why can't my battery last long enough to navigate me through these scary woods? ugh. eh, probably fine though. [lightning strike] why can't my phone have enough memory to hold all a hundred and forty-five of my movies, like that one with the action and the martial arts. you seen that one? why can't my phone take high quality low light photos instead of this big, expensive camera? [police siren] why don't you come down from there sir? you got it! why doesn't my phone work after i pour this expensive
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>> jimmy: hello and welcome back to our 11th annual "after the oscars" special. batman is on the way. first let's check in with guillermo on the wall of america t
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across -- look at this, guillermo, you did it! i asked you to get us a big star, you got us a big star, sacha baron cohen, hello! [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, america. >> jimmy: hey, you had a pretty quick costume change there, i guess. >> i don't know what you're talking about that wasn't me. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. i forgot. >> the academy would never let somebody like ali g. come out. i went to the toilet, it was done. >> jimmy: is it true that sacha -- you were supposed to present and instead ali g. wound up filling in as a surprise? >> that is true. that is true. i was very displayed because i was getting ready -- nature called. i went into the bathroom. next thing i knew, i had been usurped by ali g. and made a fool of. >> jimmy: ali g. presented by olivia, did she know ali g. was coming outns
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sorry -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm real sorry. >> i'm not aware. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: sacha, i apologize, there's some idiots in the back. >> yeah, there's a lot of complete pardon my french [ bleep ] walking around. >> jimmy: yeah, there are people jumping around in the back like -- >> they're just trying to get famous. a lot of people are here upset they didn't win tonight. >> jimmy: you know, this is really a shame that we put so much work into the show and then people just show and up they ruin it like that. >> bad losers. >> jimmy: well, you know -- sacha, you have a movie "the brothers grimsby" coming out. >> that's right, that's right. march 11th. >> jimmy: and again, i apologize for what's going on here, very unprofessional. guillermo, you're the one that should be watching for what's going on. get the guy behind you out of the shot! >> who is --
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>> jimmy: thank you very much. >> dim wit. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: there's no excuse for that. i apologize again. some people are just gross. but thank you very much. >> yeah. >> jimmy: sacha baron cohen! [ cheers and applause ] >> stay away. >> jimmy: thank you so much, guillermo. >> stay away next year. >> jimmy: thank you. keep rounding people up, will you, guillermo? no -- >> hey, jimmy -- >> jimmy: thank you very much. much. [ cheers and applause ] it just really pisses me off, that's all. so back to the movies. this is the reason why we're watching television tonight. is on car night is a night to celebrate great films. if you're at all familiar with the movie "the producers" you know it is one of the best comedies ever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the producers" is a classic, won an oscar for mel brooks, record-breaking 12 tony awards when mel made it into a broadway musical starring
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lane and matthew broderick. it's been almost 15 years. now they're back with a diabolical new scheme to unleash their most spectacular disaster yet. >> they were a pair of political consultants on needed a break. >> that's it! we're finished, through, kaput! >> don't say that, max. >> let's face it, bloom, we haven't had a winning campaign in years. >> max, do you realize under the right circumstances it might be possible to make more money from a losing candidate than from a winner? >> what did you say? >> first we find a bad candidate, then we raise money like crazy and promise all the donors ambassadorships to italy or sweden or armenia. then when the public figures out what a nut case our guy is he drops out of the race -- >> and we keep all the dough! oh, darling bloom, glorious bloom! you bloody genius you! >> max, don't. >> but wait, wait.
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candidate in history. a real train wreck. schmuck, putz, gold-plated nincompoop. where would we find a buffoon like that? >> and now a message from the board room. >> people have been asking about my desk and the fact that i have so many papers on my desk. it's actually very neat. but if you look around, i mean, there's a lot of stuff. i've noticed over the years -- people have a lot going on on their desk. >> hand me the phone! the phone! >> my desk is a very important part of me -- >> yes, yes, yes. hello, hello, operator? >> -- that's a good thing -- >> get me the board room. you know which one. innocence thens they had a foolproof plan. >> there's a new horse in the race for the white house. his name, donald j. trump. can he beat the establishment? who will support him? fiscal
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the religious right? or crazy old semi-racist white people? >> they're sure he can win? >> oh, mrs. comisky, donald trump is the very definition of a winner. >> just read the pin. >> oh. >> bless you, mrs. comisky, bless you. thank you. thank you. yes. i keep the checkie, thank you. thank you, mrs. comisky. yes, good-bye, mrs. comisky. here we go. that's a girl. oh, oh! beautiful, beautiful. we're going right out the door. all right, easy now. easy, we don't have time for that. easy. all right. don't worry, it's only six flights. bye! >> bye. >> thank god for citizens united. >> 22 ambassadors to france so far. >> and 25 million bucks, bloom. i have to tell you, running trump was smart. but your idea about bld
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brilliant. >> not as brilliant as your idea about making the mexicans pay for it. >> he won't last the week! >> oh, look, max, this is it. >> i will build a great, great wall on our southern border and i will have mexico pay for that wall. mark my words. ♪ we're in the money we're in the money ♪ >> announcer: but they pick the wrong fool. >> good news for donald trump. the whole world has gone stark raving mad for him like these two looney birds, these numb skulls, even in whack a doodle. >> you ready for someone who will let our warriors do their job and go kick isis' ass? >> he's still in the lead, max. >> how could this happen? >> well, i hear he's a proven businessman who knows how to get things done. >> yeah, he'll stand up to the mexicans.
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>> i can't believe this it's not possible. >> where did we go right? >> i don't know. >> wait a minute. wait a minute -- did he question john mccain's war heroism? >> yes. >> did he say we should kick out 11 million immigrants? >> yes. >> did he propose banning all 1 billion muslims from entering the u.s.? >> si! >> did he say heidi klum was no longer a 10? >> yes, yes! >> nothing is working, max, nothing. >> oh, no! no! >> announcer: just in time for the election, it's a story that starts off funny and then gets really, really depressing. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we needed a chump to put on the stump ♪ ♪ a frumpy grumpy named donald j. trump ♪ ♪ he's building a wall a thousand feet tall ♪ ♪ don't
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