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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the
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jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- gwyneth paltrow, tyler oakley, musical guest the who. and featuring the legendary roots ew. >> questlove: 431, nathaniel, canada! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a hot crowd right there tonight. [ cheers and applause ] hot friday night crowd. welcome, welcome, great new
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welcome, please. welcome to "the tonight show." please, please, enjoy yourself. thank you so much for being here. i appreciate it. [ cheers ] oh, man, you can feel the energy, right? show. you know it's gonna be a good show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] we have one of the greatest rock bands of all time. the who! [ cheers and applause ] oh! oh! that's right. the who, not to be confused with last night's debate, the why. [ laughter ] why is this happening? >> steve: what did we do? >> jimmy: everybody is talking about this. the republican candidates had their 11th debate last night. and just when you thought things couldn't get any crazier, donald trump went ahead and said this. >> he referred to my hands, if they're small, something else must be small, i guarantee you there's no problem.
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[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i guarantee you that nobody was asking. [ laughter ] i guess he wants us all to know that the trump tower is up to code. >> steve: boy! [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: then donald trump announced his new slogan, "make america gag again." [ laughter ] it rolls off the -- yeah. >> steve: got a hat and everything. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and as you would expect, hillary clinton came up a lot during the debate. at one point, ted cruz even asked trump why he wrote four checks to hillary for her campaign in 2008. trump said, "look, with all the women i have to write checks to every month, it's easy to get carried away." [ laughter and applause ] ivana, marla, aruba, jamaica, bermuda. [ laughter ] meanwhile, marco rubio called out donald trump for his clothing collection that is being made in china. [ audience oohs ] but trump defended his chinese workers, saying "i treat those kids like they're my own."
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that's nice. that's really nice. the other big takeaway from last night's debate is something called booger gate. do you know what i'm talking about? i don't know if you saw this or not, but at one point ted cruz got a little something on his lip. [ light laughter ] no, people are saying it was a a mouth booger is what they were saying. i don't know what that is, but take a look. if you can see if you can see it. >> $500 billion. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: zoom -- zoom in a a little bit. yeah, zoom in. you probably can't see it yet. zoom in, zoom in. no, wait. watch, watch. it moves. watch, wait, wait, watch. it moves down. [ audience ohs ] no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, this gets better and better and better. watch. wait. ah! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: oh! oh! >> steve: why? >> jimmy: woo-hoo! >> steve: yoinks. >> jimmy: yeah. that's right.
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off, and then disappeared. it was the jeb bush of the debate. it really was. [ laughter and applause ] guys, some big tv news, you guys. it looks like "the people versus o.j. simpson" is getting picked up for a second season. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] yeah. did you guys hear about this? a new report claims that a a knife was found buried at o.j. simpson's estate. they're now analyzing the knife that it might not be related to the crime. you know, because it could be one of those regular knives people bury in the backyard. [ laughter ] [ applause ] "honey, i'm going to take the kids and go bury this buck knife outside. so i'll be right back. come on, kids." [ light laughter ] and get this. spotify released a birthing playlist with songs to help women in labor. [ laughter ] it includes artists such as john legend. i guess ladies are like, "hey, his music got into me this mess. might as well get me out of this mess."
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and finally, bad news for george clooney fans. clooney hinted in an interview this week that he may quit acting because he doesn't want to go through the aging process on camera. [ audience aws ] or as one guy put it, "good thinking." [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots right there, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: come on. great crowd tonight. oh, man. a great show tonight. [ cheers ] we love her so much, she has a a brand-new skincare line called goop by juice beauty. the lovely, the talented gwyneth paltrow is here. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: it's good stuff. >> steve: she's a delight. >> jimmy: yeah. later in the show, gwyneth and
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embarrassing and regrettable text message exchanged in something we called "first textual experiences." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: plus from "the amazing race" -- i love that show, i love this guy -- youtube sensation tyler oakley is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and i'm so excited for this. we have music from the who! [ cheers and applause ] give me a little -- did you see rehearsal? did you see sound check? the whole place almost broke in half. everything almost broke -- be careful. something might fall. [ laughter ] it is so awesome. and anyone watching at home, just turn up your tv sets as loud as you possibly can. this is the loudest rock band we've ever had and they're the greatest band. the one and only, the who. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they're the greatest.
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>> jimmy: everybody is fantastic in the band. they played a gig last night at madison square garden. they just destroyed. everyone's great. pino, roger daltrey, uh -- pete townsend, simon. >> steve: zak. >> jimmy: zak starkey. >> steve: zak is drumming. >> jimmy: ringo's son is the drummer. for the last -- well, he's done it forever, right? that i know. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: it's crazy. >> jimmy: i mean, keith moon was amazing, right? but then this guy comes in, you're like, "big shoes to and he's just -- he's unbelievable. you really won't believe -- if you've never seen the who live, get ready for a treat. the who is on our show tonight. [ applause ] i'm just so, so excited. guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. i check my inbox, return some e-mails, and i send out some thank you notes, because it's friday. [ cheers ] but i was running -- thank you. but i was running a bit late. >> steve: today? >> jimmy: today i was running late and i was just wondering if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd
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is that cool? [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? [ laughter ] >> steve: he's dreamy. yeah. >> jimmy: very nice. >> steve: oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kind of -- like a mona lisa. you don't know if he's smiling -- >> steve: yeah, you don't know if he's smiley, frowny. >> jimmy: mysterious smile, yeah. [ light laughter ] yeah. might be sad. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah. there you go. mysterious. sure is cute. >> jimmy: mona lisa, yeah. >> jimmy: thank you, the first starbucks opening in italy, for being the only place where starbucks sizes actually make sense. [ laughter and applause ] a venti latte! >> steve: i'll take a venti. no, i want a grande. >> jimmy: a grande venti? [ laughter ] you get-a the venti. >> steve: get out of my store. what are you doing here?
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're doing like a a kung fu movie or something. >> steve: well -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not italian. i could do it like -- "what are you talking about? i do not want you in my store. i've seen you here before and i hate you." >> steve: hey, i don't hate you. what are you talking about? nah! [ cheers and applause ] ha ha ha, ha ha ha, huh? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's always that. ha ha ha, ha ha ha, huh? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve higgins. steve higgins right there, everybody, there he is. [ cheers ] oh, gosh, that makes me laugh. thank you, justin bieber, for turning 22 earlier this week. i totally forgot to wish you happy birthday. is it too late now to say sorry
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[ laughter ] a little pan flute. >> steve: yeah. love the pan flute. >> jimmy: i'm into my pan flute dance hall. >> steve: you love it, man. you love dance hall pan flute. >> jimmy: dude that's what i'm all -- that's all -- 24/7. [ light laughter ] three days a week. >> steve: man, you love it. >> jimmy: oh, i put on my play list and i'm like -- [ gibberish ] >> steve: ha ha ha ha ha, huh? [ applause ] >> steve: zamfir. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, right? he gets no love. thank you, donald trump, for saying that you don't have a a small penis. [ laughter ] well, it's not like you're overcompensating. [ laughter ] >> steve: hey! hey. >> jimmy: we get it. we get it. we get it. >> steve: we got it! [ applause ] >> jimmy: we get it. thank you, the artist who makes
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having something against hands and feet. [ laughter ] >> steve: they're too hard, man. >> jimmy: yeah. that's too much detail. >> steve: that's too much work for me to do, man. [ light laughter ] i'm tired. >> jimmy: i was out burying a a buck knife all week. [ laughter ] how do i draw hands and feet? >> steve: took the kids out there. >> jimmy: yeah, kids loved it. >> steve: they love burying buck knives. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we probably bury about, uh -- probably 20 or 30 buck knives. >> steve: per week? yeah, sure. >> jimmy: i mean, it's just like, "oh, honey, it's raining, what are we going to do?" we go -- >> steve: bury a buck knife. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't care if it rains. it's easier to dig holes. >> steve: yeah, 'cause mud is much easier to dig. >> jimmy: that is correct. that's why i had a sprinkler system installed. >> steve: really? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. you know how many times i cut the hose? >> steve: how many times? >> jimmy: well, there's about 50 buck knives in my grass. [ laughter ] i cut the hose, i -- the whole thing's a nightmare. >> steve: be careful when you're mowing. >> jimmy: i don't want to get into it. i know, yeah. it's dangerous. right next to me, it's like chinese throwing stars.
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>> steve: huh, ha, what are you talking about? [ laughter ] ha ha ha ha, huh? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: crazy, crazy how we brought that back. thank you, netflix timer that says the next episode will begin in ten seconds, for giving me ten brief seconds where i remember where i am and what day it is before i'm sucked back into my television. [ applause ] oh, gosh, i'm -- >> steve: i forgot to get up again. >> jimmy: "gilmore girls," yeah. [ light laughter ] thank you, water parks, for being theme parks for people who prefer to hang out in other people's urine. [ laughter ] after 20 minutes you forget all about it. you forget all about it, everyone has a good time. >> steve: mm, tasty. >> jimmy: here we go. thank you, arms, for being nature's selfie sticks. [ laughter ] there you go, everybody. those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an academy award winning actress and successful entrepreneur who has a brand-new skin care line. this is good stuff right here. it's called goop by juice beauty. yeah. goop because her name is gwyneth paltrow, so it's g.p., so her nickname is goop. [ cheers and applause ] but it's good stuff. it's available right now exclusively at goop.com. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our good friend, gwyneth paltrow! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. hardly know you. thank you for coming back. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous.
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stuff. i'm excited about this. congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're always doing something. you're always -- and i just -- you know i'm a fan. so thank you so much for coming on. this past halloween, you know, i have two little kids as well. >> yes. >> jimmy: and winnie -- [ laughter ] we dressed winnie up as margot tenenbaum. as your character from "the royal tenenbaums." >> i saw it on instagram. and it -- >> jimmy: and here's -- that's winnie. >> aw. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's cute. >> look at the eyeliner. >> jimmy: yes, she put that on herself, i think. she was gonna -- >> and she's got -- wait -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> where's the one? oh, yeah, with the cigarette. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a candy cigarette. it's a candy. [ laughter ] it's candy cigarettes. she loved eating them. but thank you for -- thank you for inspiring her to do that. >> oh that's so cute. >> jimmy: because we have stephanie buyier who is an amazing designer, works on the show and does all our costumes. she totally hook up with, like, a fake fur coat. >> missing the finger. >> jimmy: yeah, missing the finger and everything. yeah. then the little baby frannie, we dressed her up as farrah fawcett.
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[ laughter and applause ] >> wait a minute. this is you and your daughter dressed up for halloween. >> she did the makeup. >> jimmy: she's the best. how is apple doing? >> she's the best. >> jimmy: she really is fun. and moses? yeah? >> she's to pieces. >> jimmy: yeah, they're cute kids. they're good kids. >> thank you. >> jimmy: they're so nice. >> they're good kids. >> jimmy: i have full-on conversations with your kids when i talk to them. maybe because my brain only goes up to that age perfectly. i get along. how old -- how old are they now? >> they're currently nine and 11, but nearly 10 and 12 any minute. >> jimmy: yeah. that's -- that's -- that's my brain capacity. [ laughter ] so it's perfect. we hit it off and we just joke around and tell jokes. it's super fun. >> they love you. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they love you. >> jimmy: oh, it's good. good. and they're doing well? and are you -- >> yeah, they're great. >> jimmy: but 12 is at a tricky age, though. is that like, are you embarrassing them yet? >> oh, yeah. i'm like, oh yes. >> jimmy: just bright and 12 is the year. >> if she had seen me come out here and goof around, she would have been mortified. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like, really like, "mom, don't do that." >> she's like, "gosh." >> jimmy: no, "that's gross, ew. [ laughter ] mom! [ cheers and applause ]
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love --" [ laughter ] >> if i do anything, like if i -- first, it was like if i was goofy or i did like a weird dance in the mall or something, which i get, that's embarrassing. but now i'm like -- >> jimmy: i love that you just do that. >> if i hum, it's like mom. [ laughter ] stop. >> jimmy: stop singing the song! [ laughter ] but it's justin beiber. [ cheers and applause ] i'm singing -- no, she doesn't sound like that. but she does do ew. >> she love ew. >> jimmy: she loves ew. she does ew. >> ew. >> jimmy: yeah, she's really good at doing that. [ laughter ] this -- at 12-years-old you were saying you already had a a job at 12? >> i did. my parents always made me have jobs after school. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so my first job was in manhattan. i don't know how they worked like labor laws, child labor -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it was probably illegal, yeah. >> but it was a toy store called penny whistle toys on madison avenue. and it was my first job. >> jimmy: what did you do there?
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arranging toys and going up and down to the basement and bringing stuff up. and then somebody's parents would come in and say, "oh, how old are you? would someone so and so eight-years-old like to play with that?" and it was great. it was a really good job. >> jimmy: i love that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so is -- is apple -- are you going to make apple work? or ask her to work. >> i -- yes. i think it's really important for people to work. >> jimmy: yeah. >> she actually does a lot of baby-sitting. >> jimmy: that's it. that's what you do. >> and she takes it very seriously. >> jimmy: really? >> and the best part was her first baby-sitting job was for twin girls who were four. and it was 8:00 a.m. to 8:00 p.m. and she took it really seriously and she worked super hard and at the end of the day she came home and she was having a nervous breakdown. like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tough day at the office mom. oh, my god. fix me a milk. oh my gosh. [ laughter ] you wouldn't believe these brats. >> and that's the first week she did it. she walked in and our baby-sitter was there and she was like, "nina, i'm so sorry."
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>> jimmy: i get it now. >> "i'm the worst." i mean it was just -- it was great. it was pretty good. >> jimmy: well clearly you have a great work ethic here. let's talk about goop right here. now this is -- this is goop by juice beauty. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: this is -- you've been working this for a while. i got to say the quality's awesome. because we get things all the time. we play with and stuff like that. i didn't know much about facial stuff. i leave that to my wife. but this is all quality good stuff. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and what made you just finally go, "i got to do this?" it makes sense. >> well i'm -- i'm -- you know -- i couldn't find products that were luxurious and really effective and help with, you know, wrinkles and all that, that were organic. so -- you know i'm very into healthy food and wellness and stuff like that. and i think this is an extension of trying to eat well. and i'm really proud of them. we worked for 13 months nonstop back and forth with the chemists and everything until we got them feeling really beautiful. >> jimmy: every blog is -- fashion blog is talking about this. this is like -- people are like
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oh my god, it's finally out. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: all the girls in the -- are freaking out right now. >> so nice. >> jimmy: and i was doing research as much as i could on this, so i could do great. guys can use it, i'm assuming. >> definitely. >> jimmy: anyone with skin. >> anyone with skin. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anyone with skin can use it, so that's a big deal. that is good. but i was reading, and i was looking at how organic it is, and some of them have preservatives, like food preservatives -- is that -- >> all the preservatives are food grade preservatives. organic food grade. so, i mean, you could eat it, technically if you wanted to. >> jimmy: yeah, i was going to ask. like can -- >> jimmy: yeah, which one should i -- i'll try some. >> it's so delicious. >> jimmy: is it delicious? let me try it. [ laughter ] this is the real deal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not bad. not bad. put it on your face, rather. by the way, there is -- the smell is great. a fragrance. >> no, just a little clean fragrance. >> jimmy: just enough -- enough
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[ laughter ] >> somewhere between ranch and bath soap. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ranch and bath soap. but i'm excited for you paltrow. this is a big deal. >> thank you. thank you so much. >> jimmy: it's at goop.com if you want to check all this stuff out. get the whole collection. it's good stuff. i want to -- what do you call it? i want to play a game with you. >> yay. >> jimmy: this will be fun. i want to like -- well we do it every time you're here. we always do something. i always try to make you sing if i can. so i'm gonna try to make you sing something. >> okay. >> jimmy: gwyneth paltrow, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] goop by juice beauty is available now exclusively at goop.com. more with gwyn when we come back everybody. [ cheers and applause ] trolling for a gig with braindrone? can't blame you. it's a drone you control with your brain, which controls your thumbs, which control this joystick. no, i'm actually over at the ge booth. we're creating the operating system for industry. it's called predix. it's gonna change the way the world works. ok, i'm telling my brain
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to get you a copy of my resume. umm, maybe keep your hands on the controller. look out!! ohhhhhhhhhh... you know what, i'm just gonna email it to you. yeah that's probably safer. ok, cool. okay, what is this? it' s chewy. really icy. wooh. that' s intense! it just hits you. its gum. no. it' s totally a mint! it' s disappearing as i am chewing it. where did it go? it' s not a gum. not a mint. it' s a breakthrough in cool.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're hanging out with our pal gwyneth paltrow right there.
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new beauty line here. goop. check it all out. it's all good stuff for your skin. but we always do something fun. i begged you to do this, so thank you. we also asked our viewers to help out by sending us some awkward first text exchanges that they had with a potential boyfriend or girlfriend. and i thought, we could read them together. but then i thought, you have such a great voice, i'd like to sing them with you. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: we'll make it -- [ scattered cheers ] yeah. it's time for "first textual experience." [ cheers and applause ] first textual experience >> jimmy: you guys should know these texts are 100% real. [ light laughter ] hey smiley face
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it's liam hello [ light laughter ] service error 409 the subscriber you are trying to reach no longer exists please delete this number from your contacts [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: unfortunate. that was unfortunate. here's the next one. hello >> hi there. is it me you're looking for >> nope. [ laughter ] i can see it in your eyes >> i've never seen you before. i can see it in your smile you're not all i've ever wanted
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[ applause ] take the hint. unfortunate. let's do another. hey hey i heard you had a bit of a crush on me yeah i do do you maybe want to go out man boobs after school [ laughter ] >> jimmy: monday. i meant monday not man boobs. [ laughter ] um maybe next time is that a yes hello
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was that a yes or no >> jimmy: all right. here -- here's another. here's another one here. here we go. hey brown eyes winky face whaaat [ light laughter ] i said hey brown eyes winky face [ light laughter ] i have blue eyes dot dot dot hey blue eyes winky face [ laughter ] >> nice try, greg. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nice try, greg.
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>> jimmy: nice try, greg. let's do one more. this one just short and sweet. it's real romantic. well well well well happy valentine's day shut up [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: most beautiful "shut up" i've ever heard. my thanks to gwyneth paltrow! goop by juice beauty is available now at goop.com. stick around. we'll be right back with tyler oakley.
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30 most influential people on the internet. you can currently see him competing on season 28 of "the amazing race." oh, i'm excited about this. [ cheers ] it airs fridays at 8:00 p.m. on cbs. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tyler oakley. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi. oh, it's a pleasure. it's a pleasure meeting you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm a big fan. >> likewise. >> jimmy: i want to let everyone know how big of a deal you are. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. just plug your ears. youtube channel tyler oakley has over 8 million subscribers and 550 -- [ cheers ] 550 million views. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's big, buddy. >> that's a few people. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your first book,
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times" best-seller list. you went on a sold-out world tour. you made a documentary about it, i loved. it was called -- about that tour, called "snervous." >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's all my stuff. >> jimmy: that's all your stuff. but you -- you're having a good time. and you're having a giant, giant year and you're just getting bigger and bigger. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm happy that you're here. >> thank you. no, this is like a dream come true. my mom's probably, like, at home tweeting along. i'm sure. >> jimmy: is she live tweeting right now? >> live tweeting -- >> jimmy: mom! >> #tyleronfallon. it's happening. [ light laughter ] she's single handedly getting it trending. >> jimmy: oh, thank you, mom. [ applause ] come on. i think it's funny, because you talk to kids now, and they're like, "oh, i think i want to be a youtuber when i grow up." >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: and i go, that was not a job like -- >> i wasn't a job when i was growing up. >> jimmy: no. >> even when i started people weren't doing it full time. i started just to keep in touch with friends. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: no, i'm interested. how many friends? >> well, i had three friends. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no one does this with me. no one sends me videos of how they're doing. >> i had just gone off to university at michigan state. >> jimmy: cool. [ cheers ]
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go white. and it was just, like, me talking to the camera showing them around my dorm room. and that was it. and then a few videos later i had like ten views, and then 50 views. and i was like, "oh, my god!" [ laughter ] so even back then nobody was doing it full time. so it never really occurred to me that that could be what it was. >> jimmy: isn't that great that you got excited that you got 50 views? >> oh, my god. i still get excited for 50 views. >> jimmy: but you have 550 million views now. >> now i get a little bit more excited. >> jimmy: but isn't that crazy? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love that. it's a good story. because now i see you popping up everywhere and you're great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah. and i saw you at the -- you did the red carpet at the oscars. >> yeah. at the "vanity fair" oscar party. >> jimmy: the "vanity fair" party. which is the place to be. >> it was like dream come true. >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, you -- here's a picture i have of you -- >> oh, god. >> jimmy: you and lady gaga. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: how great is she? >> she is -- she's my ultimate number one. >> jimmy: my top ten, yeah. >> i'd take a bullet for her. [ laughter ] which i don't want tell her,
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need that." >> jimmy: she's the coolest. >> but we had, like, crossed paths so many times and i had never gotten to introduce myself. so, this was the first time where i was like, "i'm doing it. i'm going up, i'm saying hi." and i was lie, "hi, i'm tyler oakley." and she goes, "i've seen you. you're on billboards." and i was like, "oh, no!" >> jimmy: you're on billboards. like really? and you just get nervous. >> yeah. so that was just like -- >> jimmy: embarrassing? >> unexpected. >> not embarrassing, but just, like, my queen knows who i am. [ laughter ] that's all. that's i need. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "my queen knows who i am." that's a great -- that's trending now on twitter. "my queen knows who i am" is a a great thing. it's from "game of thrones." >> exactly. >> jimmy: but here you're doing this, now. so then this leads to now one of my favorite shows, which is "the amazing race." >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is just -- i -- no spoilers. don't tell me. >> i won't tell you anything. >> jimmy: yeah. but i'm looking at your eyes. >> i'm not allowed to. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, but i can see -- >> i'm gonna communicate it to you. >> jimmy: yeah, i can kind of see what's going on there. yeah, yeah, yeah. you're gonna go -- okay, you're almost the winner, but something goes wrong. [ laughter ] >> who knows? tune in tonight. >> jimmy: who knows, yeah.
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but this is a big deal. this is all, like, social media people on this one. >> yeah! so, it's all internet people. >> jimmy: gamers. >> yeah, there's, like, people that are from behind the younger, viral videos full time. so a lot of just, like, internet people. but once you get on the race, we all completely forgot about what we did. it's just like, you get in there, you completely forget that you're turning in your phone. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, you're unplugged. you're not allowed -- >> no phone. so, the first day was like -- >> jimmy: did you freak out? >> i felt like i was missing a a limb. day two, i was like, "this is heaven. i'm am, like, living my dream." >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's nice. >> jimmy: but did you miss out on any pop culture moments? where you're like, "oh, i got to tweet!" >> nothing too bad like that. but the only thing was at the time when we filmed, it was back in november and the adele album came out. so, i was like -- i just needed to know if it was good. [ laughter ] so i was -- no matter where i was in the world, i was asking the locals not for help or directions, i was like, "have you heard the adele album?"
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priorities. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. my queen knows who i am. are you on snapchat as well? >> i am. is this your pickup line? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> it's working. it's working. >> jimmy: thank you. i use that on everybody. that's how i met my wife. [ light laughter ] >> love is beautiful. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. but i wanted to know if you wanted to do -- they have a new feature on here called face swap. >> can we do that together? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and this feels very intimate. but, okay. >> jimmy: all right, so this is good. we just gotta -- we got to get in there. yeah. recognizing. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: it's not recognizing my face as a human. >> you want me to try? >> jimmy: yeah. can you do it? >> i'm a social media mogul. oh. did you see that? >> jimmy: yeah. >> oh, i don't like this one bit. >> jimmy: i know, but you got to press the thing button. >> do i? you push the button. team work. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, stop. it's pretty good. >> that's horrifying. >> jimmy: no, it's not.
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>> no. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i love it. tyler oakley, everybody! subscribe to his youtube channel and tune in to see him on "the amazing race." we're rooting for you, buddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: fridays at 8:00 p.m. on cbs. the who perform for us next! stick around. it's gonna be great. [ cheers and applause ] this... is a cat. and this... is a live photo of a cat. live photos are more than just photos. they come alive when you touch them. and then they go back to still when you let go. so every time you take a picture, you get more than just a photo. you get to relive the moment. because it teleports you through space and time. i'm kidding.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are one of the most influential rock bands in history, having sold over 100 million records worldwide. they are currently performing across the u.s. on the who hits 50 tour. performing "who are you," give it up for the who!
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who who who who come on tell me who are you who are you who who who who because i really wanna know who are you who who who who i took the tube back out of town back to the rollin' pin i felt a little like a dying clown with a streak of rin tin tin i stretched back and i hiccupped and looked back on my busy day eleven hours in the tin pan god there's got to be another way well who are you who are you who who who who i really want to know who are you who who who who come on tell me who are you who are you who who who who
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on! oh, my goodness! oh, my goodness! oh, my goodness! oh, my goodness! the who! [ cheers and applause ] tickets for the who hits 50 are on sale now. we'll be right back, everybody. oh, my goodness. oh -- this -- this is happening. i'm so happy. it felt good. it was gorgeous.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to gwyneth paltrow, tyler oakley, the who ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. hope to see you next week. bye-bye!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- casey affleck, from broadway's "she loves me," actor zachary levi, author dr. david agus, featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening! i'm seth meyers! this is "late night!" how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic to hear. let's get to the news. donald trump won last night's nevada republican caucus with 45% of the vote.

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