Some time ago I tweeted a speech that Ashton Kutcher gave. A lot of these votes won't mean anything. A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight and when they come out they're gay. We're rounding them up in a very humane way, in a very nice way and they gonna be happy. I'll give 'em a warm kiss. People love me and you know I've been very successful. Everybody loves me. I'll compromise with martians. And my job is about a lot more than just voting on things that aren't going to change the outcome. I'm really rich. I got a lot of really cool things I could do other than sit around being miserable.

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