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long standoff. all three hostages killed. take a look at the crime scene. in the past hour, the building at the veterans home there. investigators will be working through the night piecing together what happened. today. confirmed tonight, the gunman, albert wang. 36-year-old army veteran from sacramento, recently discharged from a program there being treated for ptsd. the three victims all women who had dedicated their lives to helping veterans with .said. >> we'll have crews throughout the weekend there in yountville. our next newscast is tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m. with the very latest on this tragedy. thanks for joining us tonight. >> good night, folks. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- drew barrymore, josh radnor, comedian kelsey cook,
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and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 830! san antonio! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. that's what i'm talking about! hot crowd! it is a hot, hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome! oh, my goodness. woo! welcome to "the tonight show", everybody! you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you very much for being here.
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here's what people are talking about, you guys. this weekend is daylight savings time. [ cheers ] it's that wonderful weekend when your microwave clock is finally right again. [ laughter and applause ] and you go -- it's a good feeling. that's right, this weekend is almost here. a lot of new yorkers are upset, though, because a third major snow storm might be on its way into the city. [ audience groans ] there's actually a technical term for what's happening. winter. [ laughter and applause ] it's called -- unbelievable. google it, google it. you won't even believe it. [ light laughter ] >> steve: google it. >> jimmy: here's some good news. this weekend is selection sunday, when the ncaa tournament brackets come out. [ cheers and applause ] starts at -- starts at 68 and goes down to 64, 32, 16, then eight. you know, just like staffers at the white house. and it's just -- [ laughter and applause ] that's right. it's almost time for march madness. now, march madness only lasts a a few weeks. but don't worry, since trump's president, we've also got april madness, may madness, june madness --
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[ laughter and applause ] pretty much goes on all year if you like madness. this is big, though. last night it came out that kim jong-un will meet with president trump by may. [ audience oohs ] which means kim jong-un has about two months to learn english and president trump has two months to learn english. [ laughter and applause ] we'll see what happens. we can only hope for the best. i read that robert mueller might have evidence that trump's team was trying to set up a secret back channel with russia. it's a big deal. it's the first channel trump has ever liked besides fox news. [ laughter and applause ] some more political news. ted cruz just released a a country music song attacking his democratic opponent. [ light laughter ] and if people don't vote for him, he's threatening to release another one. >> steve: really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so be careful. [ applause ] be careful when you vote. finally, a new poll just ranked alaska airlines as the top airline in the country.
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while the least experienced airline is still virgin. >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi! thank you very much. thank you, roots. thank you, higgins. guys, check us out again next week at "the tonight show." we have alec baldwin will be on the show. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: alicia vikander and bill hader will all be stopping by. >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a big week for us. but first, we've got a fun show tonight. drum roll please, quest, this is big. [ drum roll ] her netflix series, "santa clarita diet", is back for season two on friday, march 23rd. she also has her own fashion company called dear drew and a a big cosmetics line called flower beauty. she is taking over the planet! the one and only drew barrymore is here!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yes, yes! ♪ oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: drew and i are -- >> steve: what are you gonna do? [ whispering ] >> jimmy: drew and i are taking -- maybe play a game later on in the show. >> steve: right. [ light laughter ] [ whispering ] >> jimmy: get to talking. get to know each other. laugh -- ha-ha. have a few -- [ laughter ] giggles, talk about -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: everything that's going on. it's gonna be really good. >> steve: i can dig it. i can dig it. >> jimmy: we're gonna to play a a game tonight -- >> steve: what? >> jimmy: drew and i. we're gonna take -- 'cause i know her, because i was in a film with drew barrymore. >> steve: mm-hmm. [ cheers ] "taxi." >> jimmy: she is my sis -- [ light laughter ] what's that? >> steve: "taxi." >> jimmy: no, that was the other movie i was in. [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh, sorry. >> jimmy: she's also my sister-in-law. [ audience ohs ] kind of, yeah. 'cause my -- yeah. [ light laughter ]
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yeah, my wife is partners in flower films, with drew. they're partners. they made all the movies together. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: so basically, yeah, she's my sister, she's my sil. >> steve: your sil? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and i'm her bil. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but i don't know if we're bffs. [ laughter ] bffs. >> steve: yeah, bffs. >> jimmy: i don't know if we are bffs, but we're going to take that challenge tonight. >> steve: oh, good. >> jimmy: drew barrymore and i are gonna. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: plus, this guy is a a stud. i love him. he's the star -- and i say this and i'll tell you why he's a a stud. he's the star of nbc's new series "rise", which is getting super good buzz. josh radnor is dropping in. >> steve: oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love this guy. but a lot of people on twitter think that we look like brothers. >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but he is a much better looking man than i am. [ light laughter ] and sadly, you'll see that tonight when he's next to old doughy face. [ laughter ]
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then we have a great standup comedy tonight from kelsey cook, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: she is funny. she is fantastic. it's a great show. guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, i return some emails and of course, i send out thank you notes. and i was just wondering -- [ cheers and applause ] they remembered. >> steve: oh. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: if you guys don't mind, can i write out some thank you notes right now? [ cheers and applause ] love you, guys. james, could i get some thank you note writing music please? ♪ [ light laughter ] >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: he's in another cheery mood. >> steve: wow. [ light laughter ] it's like he's starring in "weekend at bernie's." >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, march, for giving me the opportunity to wear the wrong thing every day. [ laughter and applause ] it's warm. ah, raining out. >> steve: i've got a scarf. >> jimmy: now it's hailing.
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okay, perfect. what do you wear? what do i have in my closet for hail? [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, automatic hand sanitizer dispensers, for having three options -- nothing at all. single drop. or biblical flood. [ laughter and applause ] how germy do you think i am? >> steve: yeah, oh. might as well mop the floor. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ear muffs, for telling the rest of my head it can fend for itself. [ laughter and applause ] figure it out. ♪ thank you, stirring yogurt, for making a sound that brings shame to you and all your surrounding co-workers. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: ew! that's so -- just eat it! [ light laughter ] eat it out in the hallway! [ light laughter ]
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[ laughter ] ♪ thank you, telling someone to calm down, for being a bad way to get them to calm down. [ laughter and applause ] just calm down, man. oh, okay. >> steve: oh, i calm down? >> jimmy: oh, thank you. i should calm down now? oh, perfect. thank you, squirrels finding the acorns they hid before winter, for being the equivalent of me finding 20 bucks in my cargo shorts. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: hey! >> jimmy: i remember i went to the beach. ♪ thank you, closing my laptop and going to bed, for being the prequel to scrolling through my phone in bed. [ laughter and applause ] that's it. >> steve: done! >> jimmy: no more electronics tonight. no way, man. what? ♪ thank you, guacamole, for being fresh when i started the sentence and then gray sludge
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, we are joined right now by a golden globe award-winning actress. starting friday march 23rd, season two of her hit netflix series "santa clarita diet" will be streaming on netflix. please welcome back to the show one of our favorite people, drew barrymore, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, please! welcome, welcome. >> best song ever guys. thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, oh my goodness. >> a crowd-pleaser and so apropos. >> jimmy: yeah, well i love you. and obviously -- >> i love you more. >> jimmy: they love you. >> bil. >> jimmy: welcome -- [ cheers and applause ] welcome back to the show, sil. >> sbil -- brother-in-law, sister-in-law. >> jimmy: i got to say, you were not on social media for a a while. and -- >> i was a very late gamer. >> jimmy: yeah. >> if you will. you were a total pioneer like ahead of everyone. >> jimmy: i'm like lewis or clark. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> no, you did it. you pioneered. and i -- you know, ask your wife. i'm like not on e-mail. i held on to like -- i had no mobile phone till way late. >> jimmy: but now, i love that you're on -- you're on instagram @drewbarrymore. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's a major -- people -- major hit. because people love it that you're so real. you're so honest.
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you're so funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's really you. i mean it's not like -- you can tell when people are just like every picture is like, "oh perfect" and lit perfectly. >> oh yeah. no, mine's the exact opposite. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's why people love it. it's like, "dude -- this is life, man. this is what i'm doing right now." >> like it's -- yeah, yeah i keep it -- it's real. like yesterday, we missed the ulta store opening because of the crazy snowstorm that was pretty mild in fact. and like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but they wanted to get you so nervous. it's like, "honey, we need a a shovel bad, right now." >> no, i mean it was so -- it was like if you're not covered in salt you're not gonna live, or something like -- because you're gonna melt the ice! [ talking over each other ] >> jimmy: oh no, it's just called snow. we're fine. >> yeah, no but my picture on instagram to apologize to anyone who was coming to the ulta store, was literally like this, like me and the snow like -- [ laughter ] i kid you not. and i looked at it and i was like, "this is what your posting?" >> jimmy: no, no, no. the one with the cat is my favorite. and i'm going to show it because -- >> oh, fern. >> jimmy: it's you and your cat fern. but you think, "oh, that's cute." and then you go, "that's real.
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watch --" >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's drew barrymore, @drewbarrymore. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. like -- fern! >> fern. >> jimmy: fern, what are you doing? >> fern. >> jimmy: fern -- now wait --now fern is one of the three kittens. >> the three kittens we adopted because olive has been wanting a kitten for years. like, i wasn't like, "oh, you want a cat? let's get one." she -- she did her time. >> jimmy: how old is olive now? >> she's going to be six. >> jimmy: is that right? already? >> i know, can you believe it? >> jimmy: i really can't. >> winnie and franny, four and five. >> jimmy: yeah, three and four. >> three and four and then frankie is going to be four. >> jimmy: so yeah -- >> our daughters are very close in age if you couldn't tell by -- 'cause the math. >> jimmy: wait, but they -- [ laughter ] >> but i bet you know that. i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, my kids -- winnie's up at 4:30, 5:00 every morning now. >> frankie was doing that all -- for the last six months. >> jimmy: it's pretty awesome, yeah. >> 4:00 a.m. >> jimmy: it's just fantastic. >> and there's no interest in going back to sleep.
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and by 10:30 -- >> jimmy: no, she's raring to go. she's tap dancing. >> yeah. ♪ da da da da da da da da ♪ >> and you know, you feel like a bad parent cause by like 7:00 a.m., you're like, "yeah, let's watch a movie." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: anything i'm like -- >> you've been up for three hours. >> jimmy: "here's the keys -- here's the keys to the car. do whatever you want. daddy needs an hour of sleep." but they named the baby. oh geez, they named the babies -- they named the kitten. >> yeah, fern, lucky and peach. >> jimmy: alright wait. >> peach is frankie's. >> jimmy: so you named -- you -- fern you thought of. >> fern's me. >> jimmy: that's so you. i love fern. now wait. olive, wait. >> lucky. >> jimmy: that's lucky. >> lucky is olive. >> jimmy: and frankie is peach? >> peach. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> yeah, and they're all like fern loves me and lucky loves olive and peach loves frankie. that's my child's name. [ laughter ] so -- >> jimmy: it's called real parenting. >> yeah it is. >> jimmy: this is so true. >> i came around the corner today and i was like listen, frankie. and olive, just looks up and goes, "i'm olive." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who are you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm your child. yeah, okay. i got to say i love you as an actor. i love you.
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i know you as a producer through nancy my wife. and i just --i know you as a a ceo now, a little bit, as a -- as a businesswoman. you get in there. i know and you're -- [ cheers and applause ] >> well -- jimmy: you have no idea. i will just say this, cause it's not just you putting your name on it and going like, is that cool? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are a a perfectionist. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and you don't stop until it's perfect and everything is right and perfect. like dear drew, your clothing line, is totally curated by you. >> thank you, yeah. >> jimmy: you should see her phone photos. it's all just things like, "and i was thinking maybe something like this, what do you think of this color or that?" i'm like, "i don't work for you." but -- [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: interesting, yeah. >> but guess what, the blush bomb -- >> jimmy: which one did you get? >> the one you liked! [ laughter ] the purple and the explosion. >> together: yes! >> jimmy: alright. >> and then we saved the yellow one for something else. and you're going to die when you see that. >> jimmy: dude she -- >> i asked him. i was like, "help me decide on this --" >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know -- >> jimmy: but you go to like -- you go to korea to look at the what's new facial. >> everything, many times. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i mean, dude you go for it, man. and that's why the stuff works. >> that's why i call my child the other name because i'm -- [ laughter ] losing my mind. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly.
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alright, well lets look --this are some of the products right here. now, look, "flower beauty." >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is it right here. now that you have -- this is "lash warrior." >> yes. >> jimmy: you have all sorts of cool things. >> "lash warrior" has a cool story. it's like, about an empowered woman and just like capability and we're building a whole campaign around it. and it's a new sort of line within our line. >> jimmy: they're almost like action figures. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> like, doing something fun. >> jimmy: no, i want to talk about this right here 'cause this is the thing that everyone is obsessed with. this is the face mask. >> yeah, they're korean made biocellulose. >> jimmy: yes. >> and they're only $3. and they will -- >> jimmy: so -- >> just sort of give you that facial you don't have the time or money to go get. >> jimmy: i'm going to put one on right now. do you want to put one on? >> yeah, absolutely. i'm going to choose the blue. >> jimmy: okay, what is this one here? and this is a frightening mask i will say. [ laughter ] and that's the one thing i will say about this. but it's sweeping the nation. it's the new hot trend. everyone's doing it for -- it's like getting a spa treatment in your house. once you have them separated -- >> yeah, i've tested pretty much every mask on the market. >> jimmy: now, i'm going to -- [ laughter ] no, this is real.
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honestly, i've got to say, dude, husbands -- husbands and wives are doing it together in bed and watching netflix. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what is -- what is more romantic than coming home -- >> to this. >> jimmy: and seeing this? and this is the new thing. it feels great. >> it's -- >> jimmy: looks great. people can barely notice you're wearing it. [ laughter ] >> i know this sounds crazy but you actually could put it on top of your makeup if you don't mess up your eyes as a nice refresher. instead of piling on more makeup, go with the dewey touch and then you could put a little powder on it. or you can just walk around like this. [ laughter ] and there's nothing wrong with that. >> jimmy: lets talk about "santa clarita diet." >> yeah. >> jimmy: season two. >> yep. >> jimmy: it's back. drew, in this -- in this -- in this show, it's very quirky. it's funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you --
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[ laughter ] this feels so natural. >> well -- >> jimmy: you eat people in this show. you're -- you do. >> i do. >> jimmy: yeah, alright, so you're a real estate -- you are a real estate agent. >> yes. >> jimmy: then you go around and it's not bad people, i mean good people. you eat bad people. >> yes, we have a moral code to only rid the earth of people it would be better without. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's sort of like "bewitched" meets "dexter." it's really about a family. >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ light laughter ] >> and we're all, like, in season two, like this is the new reality. it's not a diet. it's a lifestyle. [ laughter ] and it's also just funny. and i want to escape the world sometimes with all its chaos and problems. i want to sit with a blankie and like calm myself and tell myself everything's going to be okay today. i'm not going to wake up to the scariest text of my life. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and binge a little,
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"santa clarita." 'cause let's all face it, we all also want peace. but we all also want to eat people sometimes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: here's a clip -- here's a clip right here, drew barrymore in "santa clarita diet." season two premieres netflix, friday march 23rd. >> woo! >> jimmy: check it out. >> i tried jogging but i didn't feel any better. and then this rabbit ran out in front of me and i went after it. and i was like "yes, this is scratching that itch." >> you know what's cool? i'm never surprised anymore. >> well i feel like channeling my bloodlust is key to preventing something like last night's oopsie. >> there's an eyelid on the light. ♪ >> oopsie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, jimmy. >> yes? >> jimmy: jimmy, are you ready to take off the mask and see what you look like after the mask? >> i've heard these work wonders. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: let's see it. let me see it, jimbo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: that's the best. that's the best. jimmy, that's the best you've ever looked, trust me. >> like drew -- >> jimmy: you look -- >> oh, my god, you just lost ten years and 50 pounds. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: drew barrymore and i are taking the best friends challenge right after the break. stick around everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ if your moderate to severe ulcerative colitis or crohn's symptoms are holding you back, and your current treatment hasn't worked well enough, it may be time for a change. ask your doctor about entyvio, the only biologic developed and approved just for uc and crohn's. entyvio works at the site of inflammation in the gi tract and is clinically proven to help many patients achieve both symptom relief and remission. infusion and serious allergic reactions can happen during or after treatment. entyvio may increase risk of infection, which can be serious. pml, a rare, serious,
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we are hanging out with the one and only drew barrymore, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] season two of her show "santa clarita diet" premieres on netflix on march 23rd. now we've been friends for a a while. but i was wondering if maybe we are best friends. and i have a game that we can play to prove it. it's time for the best friends challenge. ♪ best friends challenge [ laughter ]
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i know. alright the game works like the newlywed game but for friends. and i played this with tina fey, i've played this justin and i'm not friends with either of them. [ laughter ] i don't know if the game works. but we're going to take turns reading questions about each other from the best friends box. okay? >> i love that i'm in their company. >> jimmy: yeah of course, you are. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we're going to try to write down the same answer. we didn't plan any of this out. we really didn't. >> we don't know the questions at all. >> jimmy: i don't think the game would be fun if i -- if i did. >> that's what i always tell my kids. it's no fun if you cheat. >> jimmy: that's right. alright, good. i will read the first question. you ready for this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and we'll both write down what i think the answer is. >> okay. >> jimmy: if jimmy was a spice girl -- [ laughter ] which one would he be? >> oh god. ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: all right. drew, if i was a spice girl, which one would i be? which one did you write? [ laughter ] sporty? [ laughter ] i'm so scary. you kidding me? you kidding me man? mel b. all the way man. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: sporty? >> well, it's a really kind of hard question because -- >> jimmy: i would never -- i would be -- >> like "sex and the city" each woman represents a a characteristic of our womanhood. [ laughter ] are you a baby? are you tough? are you scary? it's, you know -- >> jimmy: you are such a a samantha right now. i can't even talk about it. [ laughter ] >> by the way, you don't even know. >> jimmy: alright, read the next -- the next question. sporty, yeah. oh, my gosh. you're so in so much trouble. >> also i was -- >> jimmy: you're in so much trouble. >> i was trying to picture you in all the costumes and the one that sort of seemed the most appropriate -- [ laughter ] i did, i saw you in --
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>> jimmy: camo pants! >> ginger with the -- she's always had the bustier. >> jimmy: ah, don't picture me in that. >> you know? >> jimmy: okay, here we go. >> exactly. so i was like, "sporty." >> jimmy: sporty. >> if drew could adopt any exotic animal as a pet, what would it be? ♪ >> jimmy: any exotic animal as a pet. oh, man. gosh, you know right off the bat what it would be. an exotic -- ♪ [ laughter ] alright, time's up. put your pencils down. [ laughter ] what's your answer? oh yeah. >> it's a monkey and it sings. >> jimmy: is that your monkey? >> it's saying -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course monkey. i just put elephant but i drew
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an elephant, too. >> see, that's what makes us besties as we know -- >> jimmy: we drew -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: the animal. >> exactly. >> jimmy: we didn't know we were going to draw the animal. >> no. i think that's -- >> jimmy: yeah, a monkey is pretty cool. >> at least a half a point. >> jimmy: yeah that's something. alright, here we go. >> okay, your turn. >> jimmy: ready? here we go. if we opened a restaurant, what would we call it? [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ all right, drew, what did you write? what did you write? >> jimmy and drew's. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and our -- >> jimmy: that's our logo? >> our theme would be aayyee. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] no. >> our slogan. >> jimmy: bills and sills. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: bills and sills. alright, we'll do one more. it's your turn to read. >> if we -- >> jimmy: aayyee. >> aayyee.
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[ laughter ] jimmy and drew's. >> both: aayyee! >> there would be no other words than aayyee. >> jimmy: no, aayyee. >> you order with aayyee. you come in, aayyee. >> jimmy: you get the check, you're like, "aayyee!" [ laughter ] alright pal. >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go. this is for the win. it's worth 1,000 points. [ laughter ] >> if we had a theme song, what would it be? >> jimmy: oh. ♪ >> well it's like, is it one that exists or are we making it up? >> jimmy: probably one that exists. >> okay. >> jimmy: if we had a theme song -- >> okay. okay, i got it. >> jimmy: oh, no. oh, i'm forgetting it. alright, hold on a second. i need one second of just complete silence. and zen -- let me focus on this. >> oh, sharpie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't sniff the sharpie. >> i love that you have given up on your own answer.
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>> jimmy: all right. i'm just going to tell you mine because it's not right. >> oh, jesus. oh, sh -- >> jimmy: sharpie. oh, sharpie. [ laughter ] oh, sharpie. >> this is one of those moment at someone's house you're like, "i'm going to just act casual. and then go grab --" >> jimmy: you just wrecked the carpet. no, here we go. here we go. i put --and this is wrong. i put the happy days theme song. we've never even sung it but -- >> okay, okay. we're okay. >> jimmy: we're okay. >> i'll tell you why, we were on together laverne and shirley. >> jimmy: what? >> yes. [ both ] "schmiel, schmazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated." >> jimmy: oh, i love it. -- garry marshall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ touch is how we communicate with those we love, but does psoriasis ever get in the way? embrace the chance of 100% clear skin with taltz. for people with moderate to severe psoriasis,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a very good looking man. he stars in "rise" premiering here on nbc tuesday at 10:00 p.m. immediately following the season finale of "this is us." so just keep your dvr going and check this thing out. it's a really good show. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome josh radnor! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. this is exciting. >> you look terrific. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. [ cheers ] >> especially after the mask. it did something. >> jimmy: it did thing to me, yeah. josh, welcome to the show. >> thanks. >> jimmy: have you gotten this at all on anything like that we look alike or -- >> only like a couple times a a day. [ light laughter ] i get a lot on twitter of like,
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has anyone seen jimmy fallon and josh radnor in the same room together? >> jimmy: yes. >> so now we can just give them a screen grab. >> jimmy: yeah, they won't believe this. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's cgi magic. [ light laughter ] >> actually, the first person said it to me, it was in drama school at nyu. my very dear friend dion flynn. >> jimmy: dude, dion flynn is one of my favorite -- >> i know. he's the funniest, greatest guy. >> jimmy: he's been on the show. >> he plays obama on the show. i don't need to tell you that. >> jimmy: yes, but he plays -- [ light laughter ] >> you know that. he's still one of my best friends. he used to tell me in drama school, he said, "you remind me of my buddy jimmy." and i remember the day he came in. he said, "my buddy jimmy, who you remind me of, is going to be on 'snl' this week. he's debuting. it's been his lifelong dream." and here you are. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> i'm so proud of you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you followed my career from the beginning. you started a band with ben lee. >> it's true. >> jimmy: now, i love ben lee. >> he's great, isn't he? >> jimmy: oh my gosh, was it "grandpaw would"? was that one of his -- >> yes. that's one of his tunes. >> jimmy: i love all of his albums. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i played that till it broke. i love him so much. what made you start this? do you play an instrument? >> i do now. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: that helped. it helps. >> you know, it's like -- we started this band a couple years ago called radnor and lee. we'd been friends for a long time. we just got together, wrote a a song, cause we wanted to do that. it went well. we did it the next week, got another song and he said, "let's make a record." and suddenly, we have a band, which is insane. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> you're supposed to start a a band when you're like 15. and i'm not 15. [ light laughter ] like, i'm really not. and i just think it's hilarious. it's like, you know what i'm gonna do in my 40's, is start a a band. [ laughter ] and i did. and we're doing it all over. >> jimmy: look at this. i mean, explain what's happening here. >> well, this is in sao paolo, brazil. we just got back from a south american tour. >> jimmy: i think your face says it all, right there. [ laughter ] >> look at the -- look at the face. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> now, that is not a rock star face, you'll notice. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, but he's totally cool. he's just like, "yeah. this is normal." >> he's cool. someone pointed out -- they said, "it looks like you won a a band contest with ben lee." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm so happy. >> jimmy: you get to meet ben lee. [ light laughter ] >> we played for 1,200 people in sao paolo. we did five dates in brazil. one in buenos aires. >> jimmy: are you kidding me? how fun is that? >> it was amazing. i'm not playing guitar because out first year, i wasn't playing anything.
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i didn't know what to do with my hands. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what were you doing? >> i was -- you know, i needed like an ag or a tambourine. i didn't have anything. >> jimmy: ag? [ light laughter ] >> you know, the ag. >> jimmy: -- will not have -- >> that looks -- don't -- looks terrible, by the way. the shake weight. >> jimmy: it just went viral now, yeah, you shaking an ag. >> oh, i don't want that gif out there. >> jimmy: no, i'm sorry. there's nothing i can do. >> don't make that one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nothing i can do. >> don't make that one. >> jimmy: humans are humans. i mean, people are people. >> the tambourine -- >> jimmy: the tambourine. >> all these look horrible. >> jimmy: don't move your hands. >> i need a guitar, immediately. >> jimmy: all right, play the guitar. >> yeah. >> jimmy: here's one right here. [ laughter ] >> don't mind me. [ laughter ] i'm just kidding. i didn't want -- you know, i needed -- >> jimmy: you gotta have something to do, yeah. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] i've been playing for a year and i'm obsessed with the guitar. you play the guitar, right? >> jimmy: i do play the guitar, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: guitar is cool because you just kind of hold it like kirk -- and it looks cool, just holding it, yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. that looks awesome. >> jimmy: james and kamal have it tough because they play piano. they play keyboard. so without something in front
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of them, their legs are exposed. so you gotta like, kind of do -- like, you gotta do thing. [ laughter ] you're exposed, you know? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so that's why you have something in front of you. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i needed something to hide my legs. >> jimmy: i got enough work. you don't have to do all the work. but then if you move the desk out of the way, you're like -- ♪ [ laughter ] and that's corny. you don't see that. >> i'm gonna take all of this. >> jimmy: take all of it, man. >> yeah. >> jimmy: just come out behind the desk. [ light laughter ] that's what you gotta do next time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's talk about "rise." congratulations on the show. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's getting great buzz. >> thank you. >> jimmy: "rise." it's on this tuesday after "this is us." >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is going to be the season finale of "this is us." so people will be crying, ready to -- [ light laughter ] laugh and then also cry a bit more, because it's a little emotion. there's a little of both in your show. >> yeah. it's got it all. >> jimmy: how do you describe it? >> it's a great show. how would i describe the show? well, it was created by jason katims who did "friday night lights" and "parenthood," if you guys like those shows. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yup. i can feel that. i feel a little bit of that taste in there. >> yeah, yeah. instead of football, this is a a show about a theater
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department at a public high school in pennsylvania. [ cheers ] theater? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. and i started acting at a a public high school theater department. so the show means a lot to me. i play an english teacher who takes over the drama department. i don't know what i'm doing. >> jimmy: yeah. it's one of the first things you do -- i know, like in the show, in the pilot i think everyone's going to see, they're ready to put on a show. they're going to put on "grease." >> they're putting on "grease" for the third time in a decade. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] and you go, "hey, just random idea." >> i said, let's try "spring awakening," which is this very, you know, provocative, interesting, complicated show. [ light laughter ] you know it? >> jimmy: yeah. absolutely. but that's the type of vibe that i love. it's almost like, i would say, a little bit of "glee" in there as well because -- >> we don't -- they don't bust into song like, at random moments. [ laughter ] they're singing only in like, rehearsals and performances. >> jimmy: yeah, they bust into random acting. [ light laughter ] >> random acting. >> jimmy: it's random theater. i want to show everyone a clip. here's josh radnor in the series premiere of "rise." take a look. >> i was only supposed to audition. that was the deal. >> yeah. then you exceeded all expectations. when you sang at the pep rally,
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my next guest is the cohost of the "self helpless" podcast, which is available on itunes. making her tonight show debut, please welcome kelsey cook. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> oh my god. wow. thank you guys so much. i'm so excited to be in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] this is amazing. so great to be here. i actually just got back from my high school reunion. [ light laughter ] yeah.
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they asked if i wanted to perform at it. i was like, "i would rather strip at my family reunion -- [ laughter ] than tell jokes to the girl who during class, pierced her own belly button with a stapler." [ laughter ] yeah, grew up in a real meth-y area. [ light laughter ] my high school crush showed up with a marijuana leaf tattooed on his face. [ light laughter ] i was still in denial. i was like, "well, someone's not afraid of commitment." [ laughter and applause ] i come from some weird dna. my parents met playing in a a professional foosball
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tournament. [ laughter ] so if you're embarrassed you met your spouse on tinder, could be worse. [ laughter ] like i literally wouldn't exist if it weren't for foosball. [ light laughter ] which is sad. but some of you wouldn't exist if weren't for boxed wine, so it's like yeah, whatever. [ laughter ] gets weirder. not only is my dad a pro foosball player, he's also a a slam poetry champion. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] and an international yo-yo man. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, my dad has the sex appeal of a fanny pack. [ laughter ] i'm lucky, though. because most parents are disappointed if their kid becomes a comedian.
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but my circus-y parents are like, "wow, you did a show and they paid you $12? [ laughter and applause ] you're like a lawyer." [ laughter ] didn't pass the bar. you guys just set the bar very low. [ light laughter ] we're a nerdy family. like i have the deadly peanut allergy, but some people just think i'm on a diet 'cause last week i turned down a peanut butter cookie and the woman said, "come on, live a little." [ laughter ] i was like, "i'm actually trying to live a lot." [ laughter ] not counting calories. just dodging death. [ laughter ] i have so many allergies. i'm allergic to latex.
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found that one out in a fun way. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] my biggest fear is a peanut butter and condom sandwich. [ laughter and applause ] and it's scary because i'm actually allergic to most allergy medicines. yeah. it's like charles darwin just waving, "bye girl. [ laughter ] you ain't making it." [ light laughter ] i'm like the millennial mascot. all millennials immune systems look like the charlie brown christmas tree. [ light laughter ] all fragile and exposed. older generations aren't scared of things like gluten. old people are made of toast.
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[ laughter ] my mom just told me that when she was pregnant with me, she only ate instant mashed potatoes, skittles and donuts. [ light laughter ] i was like, "oh that's why i'm broken." [ laughter ] i got coffee with a friend recently and she told me that she's trying to be a better person. i was like, "oh that's nice. what have you been doing?" she goes, "well, i'm taking less selfies." [ laughter ] oh, take it easy, mother theresa. [ light laughter ] save some of the lord's work for the rest of us. [ light laughter ] everyone says we're so self absorbed now with our selfies. but i think we were way worse before then, because at one point we were all in school and
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we all had school picture day. and then we ordered physical copies of photos of ourselves, and gave them to people. [ laughter ] like, narcissistic sociopaths. [ light laughter ] can you imagine doing now that as an adult? just going up to a coworker unprompted like -- [ light laughter ] "i signed it." [ cheers and applause ] thank you guys so much. ♪ >> jimmy: oh my goodness. kelsey cook, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] for more on kelsey, visit kelseycook.com. we'll be right back, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks once again to drew barrymore, josh radnor, kelsey cook, right there once again! [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- sarah jessica parker, from nbc's "good girls," actress mae whitman, from "black card revoked," actor and comedian tony rock, featuring the 8g band with jim reilly. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] great to hear. in that case let's get to the news. white house communications director hope hicks announced today that she is resigning from her position. which is weird, because i thought hope left the white house a year ago. [ light laughter ]

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