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you're listening to a woman who has had five rabbits. >> call a doctor. >> have a great weekend. n the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- amy adams,
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timothy olyphant, musical guest, brett eldredge. and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 441, bermuda! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. please, relax. welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] this is fantastic, and i appreciate you being here. thank you very much.
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i'm your host, jimmy fallon. guys, we have amy adams from "batman v. superman" on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] in the movie, she plays the luckiest reporter in the world. not because she gets to date superman. because she doesn't have to cover this election. [ laughter ] [ applause ] of course, one of the big stories this week was donald trump tweeting a side by side comparison of his wife and ted cruz's wife that wasn't flattering to cruz's wife, heidi. thankfully there's no side by side photos out there that could be unflattering to donald trump. because that would be -- [ cheers and applause ] that wouldn't be fair. >> steve: that wouldn't be fair. why would you do that? >> jimmy: no. no. and during voting on tuesday, bernie sanders tweeted a list of hotlines for his supporters to call if they had questions or issues while voting. while, if bernie needs help, he just presses his life alert button. [ laughter ] [ applause ] "i've fallen and i can't get up."
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actually, i read about a parrot that actually hangs out at bernie sanders' campaign office in tennessee. a parrot, yeah. so if you want to hear someone repeat everything that bernie sanders says, just wait two weeks for hillary to say it. [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] >> steve: oh! hey! >> jimmy: you'll hear it again, don't worry about it. yeah. actually, there's some good news for hillary. i read that george clooney e-mailed hillary clinton supporters a letter endorsing her for president. or as hillary put it, "that's one e-mail i'll never delete." [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ with marijuana becoming legal in so many places these days, they're really looking into how it can affect people who use it. one new study says smoking marijuana regularly can lead to anti-social behaviors at work and even lying to get a job. [ audience oohs ] and stoners said, "you lost me at work. [ laughter ] and you re-lost me at get a
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a job." a study that took almost 40 years shows that regularly smoking marijuana can make people worse at their job. when asked how they knew that, researchers said, "'cause that study was supposed to take two years, man. [ laughter ] 40 years. i didn't want to do it. too much fun." here's a weird story, here. a man in north carolina was just arrested for not returning a vhs tape of the tom green comedy "freddy got fingered" that he rented back in 2002. [ laughter ] i guess it was a pretty big story down there. take a look at the front page of their local newspaper. "non-bringer of 'freddy got fingered' fingered after 'fingered' lingered in his finger." [ laughter and applause ] it lingered in his finger. you guys, easter is this weekend. that's right. [ cheers ] of course, people all around the world will be celebrating, and few things bring out the easter spirit quite like
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marshmallow peeps. few things. so with that in mind we hit the streets to ask people to rap a a song about easter that we made up. but here's the catch. they had to do it with peeps their mouth. [ light laughter ] it's time for "where my peeps at." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ where my peeps at [ muffled rapping ] [ muffled rapping ] >> eat peeps. eat peeps. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: eat peeps. we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. come back again next week. we have clare danes, susan sarandon, james spader, taylor lautner and aaron paul will be here. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll have performances from bonnie raitt, michael stipe and weezer. [ cheers ] you don't want to miss. that's all next week. but first, we have a fun show tonight. from "batman v. superman: dawn of justice," the lovely amy adams is here. [ cheers and applause ] couldn't be nicer. couldn't be cooler. amy and i are going to play a a new game called "box of microphones" later in the show. [ audience oohs ] a new game. >> steve: love it. >> jimmy: plus, he's a a fantastic actor, here. he's starring in a new play, "hold on to me darling." timothy olyphant is stopping by. [ applause ] talented guy.
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and then my man. we got great music tonight from country music superstar, brett eldredge, everybody. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my man. want to hear a little taste? "drunk on your love" is what he's doing tonight. brett is gonna do that. ♪ i woke up drunk still drunk drunk ♪ i
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. guys, today is friday and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox, return some e-mails and, of course, i send out thank you notes. and so i was wondering -- [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind, so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind i'd like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool? [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i appreciate that. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ [ light laughter ] perfect. >> steve: he wears pajamas to work. >> jimmy: that's just what i wanted to hear. that he's wearing that in honor of -- pee-wee herman has a new movie on netflix and that's the suit he wears in the opening -- >> steve: oh, really? it's from the pee-wee collection. >> jimmy: yes, it's from the pee-wee herman collection. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: very nice. very thoughtful. ♪ [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, "batman v.
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superman," for giving us a a break from watching the penguin versus the joker. >> steve: yeah. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, spring, for being the time of year when trees start to notice leaves growing in weird parts of their bodies. [ applause ] that's what spring is -- ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, katy perry and dolly parton, for performing together at the acm awards next month. sounds promising. let's just hope it's not a a giant bust. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ >> steve: we're hoping it goes well. >> jimmy: hope it goes well. >> steve: yes. was it the golden globes? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they will. no, no, no. [ laughter ] the acm awards. >> steve: i know it wasn't the s.a.g. awards. >> jimmy: no, it was not. [ laughter ]
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>> steve: yoinks. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, ordering spaghetti at a fancy italian restaurant, for basically saying i can't pronounce anything else on this menu. [ applause ] [ stuttering ] forget it. spaghetti's great. >> steve: no. you cannot have the spaghetti. >> jimmy: why not? >> steve: because there's a a dead bird. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: alright, but this is an italian restaurant. >> steve: i don't care, you do not give me that attitude. >> jimmy: i'm sorry. are you mario? >> steve: yes. it's-a me, mario. >> jimmy: perfect. i love it. >> steve: it's a game. >> jimmy: thank you. ♪ thank you, turbo tax, for being like a really long and boring quiz where the answer is always the same -- i owe money.
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[ laughter ] [ applause ] i did this last year. >> steve: oh, great, i lose again. >> jimmy: i lost again. ♪ thank you, allergies, for being nature's way of picking on the nerdy kids. [ applause ] that's not fair. that's not nice. >> steve: not fair at all. >> jimmy: i don't like bullies. ♪ thank you, starbucks, for pledging to donate 100% of unsold food to people in need. so remember, if you want to help those in need, don't buy food from starbucks. [ applause ] >> steve: we're good, gave away the whole store. >> jimmy: perfect. >> steve: in headlines, starbucks loses over $1 billion [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, milky ways, for being snickers bars that got neutered. [ laughter ] [ applause ]
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there you have it. those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with amy adams, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ oops, yo' mama said, ah! ♪ oops, yo' mama said, ah! ♪ oops, yo' mama said, ah! ♪ oops, yo' mama! ! !
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that's weird. you want to work for ge too. hahaha, what? well we're always looking for developers who are up for big world changing challenges like making planes, trains and hospitals run better. why don't you check your new watch and tell me what time i should be there. oh, i don't hire people. i'm a developer. i'm gonna need monday off. again, not my call.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a a golden globe award winning actress who stars in the highly anticipated new film "batman v superman: dawn of justice" which is in imax 3d and theaters now. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome amy adams! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. >> hi. i did a little bit like my old lady mom dance out there for a a second. >> jimmy: what did you do? oh, really? >> it was not flattering. >> jimmy: that's my go to. that's not flattering. >> it wasn't flattering. so we don't need to repeat it. >> jimmy: congrats on everything in the movie. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to get to that, but last time since you were here, you've got married. >> i did get married, yeah. >> jimmy: so congratulations on that. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> thank you. >> jimmy: well you guys have been dating. yeah. >> after a -- yeah. it was like a real like hasty decision. we've been together for 13 1/2 years. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so yeah. >> jimmy: it was on a whim. yeah. >> rushed into it. yeah. >> jimmy: after 13 years. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did we have a big wedding, small wedding? >> you know, one of the reasons that i didn't get married is i'm not into like big events that celebrate myself. i know as an actress, you might not believe me. [ light laughter ] but it's true. and so we had thought about eloping. we were in vegas watching our friend justin timberlake. >> jimmy: who was that again? [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, i thought i heard a name drop.
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yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: justin timberlake. i've never heard of him. [ laughter ] he's the best. >> so we kind of got this wild idea to like get a pastor and go out to the desert and have like a sunrise wedding. and then we got drunk, so it did not happen. [ laughter ] we were in vegas. >> jimmy: yeah. it just happened. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it was really -- i'm glad we had the wedding. i'm glad we did it the right way. >> jimmy: but where did you do it? you didn't do it at the timberlake concert. >> no. >> jimmy: okay, so yeah. >> can you imagine justin marrying us on stage? that'd be kinda cool. >> jimmy: yeah, that'd be cool actually. yeah. >> yeah. it just went through my head. i was like, we should have done that. [ laughter ] sorry. >> jimmy: no. you ended up doing -- >> we did. we had a lovely wedding. and it was smallish. then we did it under a tree. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: under a tree. because i heard about this. >> yeah. "forrest gump." >> jimmy: because you love the movie "forrest gump." >> yeah. >> jimmy: and him and jenny had a tree. >> yeah. they had a tree, so now we have a tree. my husband is not like forrest, i mean sometimes -- [ laughter ] sometimes i wonder. but you know. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: no. but so it wasn't a "forrest gump" themed wedding let' s just make that clear. >> no. no, but i hear you like bubba gump shrimp company. >> jimmy: that's where i -- after the show, i'm going there right now. >> are you? >> jimmy: yeah. >> let's go together. >> jimmy: let's go. yeah. >> i love that. >> jimmy: couple cajun shrimp. no, i do love that place. >> yeah. no, it wasn't. >> jimmy: i love theme restaurant in general. >> i do too. >> jimmy: any themed restaurant, i'm there. >> i heard there's a ninja one in new york. anyway, we digress. >> jimmy: there is a ninja one in new york. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it's just it's darkness. [ laughter ] >> oh. just like at any moment you could be attacked. >> jimmy: no, you get food and then you get the bill and you leave. >> okay. >> jimmy: and you go, i don't know who did it. >> okay, got it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the whole thing. it's kind of genius. but yeah, no. but bubba gump. i would totally go to that. >> okay, cool. >> jimmy: but just to be clear, it wasn't that. 'cause i would have done that. >> no. you would have? >> jimmy: i would have had a a "forrest gump" themed wedding. yeah, why not. >> the whole thing. like just hand out a box of chocolates. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, exactly. yeah. shrimp and chocolates. >> yeah. >> jimmy: absolutely, yeah. sounds fun to me, man. [ light laughter ] i would love it. yeah. and i just saw your daughter backstage. >> i know. >> jimmy: beautiful. >> thank you. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. and how old is she now? >> hi, avi. she's backstage right now. so, i like to say hi to her. [ audience aws ] yeah. she got -- all she wants to do
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is eat the sweets. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i'm watching you. even from on stage. >> jimmy: no, no, you can get away with it. do it quickly. uncle jimmy said you can. [ laughter ] but last -- when you were first here on our show, you were pregnant with her. >> i was, yes. >> jimmy: so she's been on the show. >> she has been on this stage. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i was trying to explain it to her, but she started crying. [ laughter ] "what are you talking about, creepy old man?" yeah, no. >> she's like, "who's uncle jimmy?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. "mommy said, you said you hate him. you don't watch the show." huh? >> amazing. >> jimmy: but do you let her see any of your films? bat --o she can't really see them. >> not this one, no, no, no. >> jimmy: a little time and she'll see them. >> it's more the kissing superman that i think would be confusing. >> jimmy: would be weird for her, yeah. >> i mean, i didn't kiss superman but because she's backstage. >> jimmy: i understand, yeah. >> but she's seen -- [ laughter ] she's seen "enchanted." >> jimmy: "enchanted." yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: of course. you have to see that one. >> yeah. >> jimmy: she likes it because you're the princess. >> i think she just kind of likes to make fun of me. [ light laughter ] i'm just kidding, av. but no, i'm -- no, no, no. she enjoys watching it. she thinks my job's funny. she thinks it's funny that i --
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she's like, "so you just make yourself feel these things?" and i say, "yeah. i can make myself do stuff." >> jimmy: she likes when you cry. [ light laughter ] she thinks it's funny. >> she likes when i make myself cry. >> jimmy: sorry. sorry, no, sorry. let's again be clear. yeah, again. >> so she asked if i can make myself cry. and i said, "well i need a a story. so give me a story." and she said, "you really love hot sauce. can you cry about the hot sauce?" so, i said, "okay." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: can you? >> well, we can try. but i don't know. now i'm just under pressure. i'm never good. >> jimmy: what should i say? what hot sauce do you enjoy? >> okay, well, i really like sriracha. [ light laughter ] and i don't know if you heard, but they were thinking of closing the plant? [ laughter ] you don't know about -- okay, so there's the fumes in the air? [ laughter ] they want to close the sriracha plant. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm tearing up watching you, that's the best
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performance ever on "the tonight show." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] that's magic. >> so and then she laughs. she's like, "oh, that's so funny." >> jimmy: yeah, she loves it. she's so cute. >> she is. >> jimmy: and she's what, six? >> she's five -- she's almost six. >> jimmy: five and a half. that's right, she's correcting me. >> well, she's 5 and 9 months. >> we haven't got the thirds and two thirds down yet. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but yeah, she's a good girl. she's such a fun kid. >> jimmy: beautiful too. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and very polite. >> i gotta wipe my eyes. it's like really happening. [ light laughter ] thank you. i'm still upset about the sriracha plant. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i want to talk about this movie because it's giant. >> it is. it is epic. i really, really like this movie. i'm so happy to be a part of it. >> jimmy: there's reports coming up that it's estimated to make $180 million this weekend domestically. >> that's crazy. >> jimmy: domestically. so overseas, like 300 or something like 350. >> that's crazy. >> jimmy: that's unbelievable. >> well, yeah, i mean it's such -- i mean, it surprises me because like that kind of money doesn't make sense to me.
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> but i'm so pleased for everybody involved. they're so awesome. >> jimmy: it's a giant, giant movie. >> awesome. ben's awesome in it. henry's awesome in it. and gal is fantastic. i love wonder woman. >> jimmy: yes! wonder woman finally gets shown on film. >> i love her. yeah. >> jimmy: and it gets revealed and she's fantastic. >> she's fantastic. i used to actually -- well, see, i love wonder woman, but she's also fantastic. i used to have -- do you remember underoos? >> jimmy: of course. >> i had my wonder woman underoos. i don't know if you guys -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> you're all young. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no that's -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i actually wore wonder woman underoos too when i was growing up as well. [ laughter ] yeah, it's fantastic. no, i had superman or something like that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: underoos was like that was the cool underwear as a kid. >> yeah, they were awesome. >> jimmy: they still have them. >> no, they don't. do they really? >> jimmy: i think they must. yeah. >> do they have them for adults? >> jimmy: they said yes. do they have them for adults? they said yes. >> they do. >> jimmy: okay, this is great. [ light laughter ] >> that goes a whole other direction. >> jimmy: next time, me, you and the audience are getting into underoos. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, it'll be fun. >> i will come out here -- >> jimmy: we'll have a a sleepover. we'll have a sleepover here. it'll be great. i want to show everyone a clip. here's amy adams as lois lane
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in "batman v superman: dawn of justice." take a look at this. >> sorry. no match. my guys in the crime lab never seen one before. >> it's called a bullet. you shoot people with it. >> recoved from the scene of the firefight in the desert. not sold anywhere commercially in the world even black market. >> so? >> so who gave prototype military rounds to turret fighters in the sahara? >> the ask, lois. >> fly to d.c. tonight. couple of days, sir. >> go. coach. no extra leg room. >> economy plus. >> coach! >> jimmy: yeah. nice try. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. amy adams and i are playing box of microphones when we get back. it's a new game. it's fun. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we're here with my pal amy adams, right here. [ cheers and applause ] "batman v superman" in theaters now. amy, everyone knows you're a a great actress but you're also a great singer. so i'd like to play a brand-new game with you. it's time for "box of microphones." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's just a box of microphones ♪ ♪ yeah >> jimmy: here's how the game works. we'll take turns drawing a card from this stack of random song titles, but before we sing them, we have to pick a a microphone from the box of microphones. ooh, yeah. [ audience oohs ] now each one has a different vocal effect on it. [ light laughter ] so it could make a sound like the chipmunks or robots. we have no idea until we start singing. you want to try? >> sure. >> jimmy: okay, good. since you're my guest, you can go first. >> thank you. >> jimmy: pick a song card. yeah. you lucked out. [ laughter ] >> ah, "work" by rihanna.
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>> jimmy: "work" by rihanna. >> by rihanna. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "work" by rihanna. >> okay. >> jimmy: okay, very good. ♪ ♪ work work work work work he said me have to work work work work work he see me do the ♪ ♪ dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt so he put me in the work work work work work ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that actually sounded pretty good. and you got the moves down too. >> no. >> jimmy: and i think you got the moves down, too. >> i can't do all the moves. >> jimmy: all right. now it's my turn. here we go. i'm gonna grab a card, first. "sorry" by justin bieber. [ cheers and applause ] >> whoo! >> jimmy: i love the biebs. i can do "sorry." hold on. >> ah. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ is it too late now to say sorry ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ 'cause i'm missing more than your body is it too late now to say sorry ♪ ♪ yeah i know that i let you down is it too late to say i'm sorry now ♪ [ cheers and applause ] there was extra words in there i didn't know about. [ cartoon sound effects ] okay. all right. here we go. >> okay. >> jimmy: well, you guys know what that sound means, it's time for the double sing, double change duet. [ cheers ] now in this round -- >> that's a lot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> all right. >> jimmy: we'll both sing the same song but the audio booth is gonna keep changing the vocal effect so we don't know -- every line's gonna be different. >> okay. >> jimmy: we don't know what it's going to be. let's each grab a mic from the box. >> okay. >> jimmy: and then, okay, yeah. all right. oh, yeah. it doesn't really matter, i guess. they're changing them. [ laughter ] grab the red -- doesn't really matter. yeah. >> i can pick any color. >> jimmy: i know, yeah. it could be any color.
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all right. here's what we're going to be duetting to. >> "you're the one that i want." >> jimmy: the "grease" soundtrack "you're the one that i want." >> okay. >> jimmy: okay. very good. okay. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i got chills they're multiplying and i'm losing control cause the power you're supplying ♪ ♪ it's electrifying [ light laughter ] ♪ you're the one that i want you are the one who i want ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ the one that i want you're the one that i want ooh ooh ooh the one that i want ♪ ♪ you're the one that i want ooh ooh ooh the one i need oh yes indeed ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give it up for amy adams, everyone! her new movie, "batman v. superman: dawn of justice" opens in theaters today! stick around, we'll be right back with timothy olyphant! [ cheers and applause ]
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this is the all-new 20wow, it's nice.. let's check it out. do any of you have kids? i do yes. this car has a feature built in called teen driver technology, which lets parent's see how their teens are driving. oh, that's smart. it even mutes the radio until the seat belt is fastened. will it keep track of how many boys get it in the car? (laughter) cause that could be useful. this is ahead of what my audi has for sure. wish my beamer had that. i didn't even know that technology existed. i'm not in the market for a car but now i may be.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is an emmy-nominated actor who you know from his work on shows like "deadwood" and "justified." he's currently starring in the off broadway play "hold on to me darling" at the atlantic theater company. everyone, please welcome, timothy olyphant, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey. >> what's up? that's a band. >> jimmy: that is a band right there. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that is the roots, ladies and gentlemen. you can give it up. [ cheers and applause ] >> i was in austin. i saw you guys at the austin city limits. was it -- yeah, that was a good show. you guys were there, right? >> yeah. >> i was there.
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>> jimmy: they definitely were there if you saw them there. yeah, of course. yeah. >> i just want to make sure we're all on the same page. >> jimmy: your family -- you're not from there, right? that's not where your family is. >> no. i grew up in modesto, california. >> jimmy: modesto, california, that's right, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are they out here for the play? >> the family? >> jimmy: yeah. >> coming out this week. >> jimmy: for spring break. >> kids are on spring break. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how old are the kids now? >> they're old. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 70 years old. >> it's wrong. >> jimmy: it's weird. >> it doesn't feel right. >> jimmy: it's impossible. >> your kids are like young. >> jimmy: two, two and a half. >> i used to have kids like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they always start that way, weirdly. >> yeah. >> you probably -- i don't know. it's funny. my daughter was at like this tennis tournament, and she was getting ready to play and i was like, you know, "honey, come on, like get into it. like you know -- [ rocky theme song ] okay, you see how you're right there with me? >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is what i was getting back. [ laughter ] what you are doing? what do you mean what i'm doing? i'm doing --
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[ rocky theme song ] i'm doing "rocky." >> jimmy: "rocky." i'm doing "rocky." >> she's like, "who the hell is 'rocky'?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking about? she doesn't know who rocky is? >> and so i, an hour later, i drive home, i walk in the house, i grab my son. i was like listen to me -- [ rocky theme song ] he's like, "yeah, what is that?" [ audience aws ] i was like, "exactly." >> jimmy: yeah. >> exactly. i was like, "honey, get the kids, get in the family room. we're watching 'rocky'." >> jimmy: immediately. >> this is important. >> jimmy: this is urgent. >> this is important. the kids have no idea who "rocky" is? >> jimmy: this is important viewing. >> my wife is like, "oh, tim i don't want to watch 'rocky' again." [ laughter ] i'm like, "well, the kids gotta watch 'rocky'." >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know what was cool? was like 10, 15 minutes into that movie, they were all just gripped. they loved it. >> jimmy: they did. >> they loved it. and my wife who didn't want to watch it because you think it's like a boxing movie, but that movie is so beautiful and amazing.
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my wife like 15 minutes in, she's like, "you see, kids. he doesn't want turtles. [ laughter ] he just loves the girl in the pet store." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's not in there buying turtles. >> he doesn't want a dog. he got the dog because he loves her. >> jimmy: and your kids are like, "just text me, mom! stop talking to me! you're ruining the movie!" [ laughter ] >> see, you know what you're doing. you're going to be fine. >> jimmy: i want to say congrats on the new show you're doing for netflix. >> oh, yeah, yeah, thank you. i appreciate that. >> jimmy: it's you -- >> with drew barrymore. who you've -- you've worked with drew barrymore. >> jimmy: that's my girl. absolutely, yeah. like family. >> yeah. in fact, you were fantastic in that movie. >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> that was a promising career. you just gave it up. >> jimmy: is that what happened? yeah, something like that. >> it was amazing. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you we're charming and lovely. >> jimmy: i think we were all on the same page. yeah. we all give it up. >> you guys saw it, right? >> jimmy: we all gave it up together. >> come on now. >> jimmy: no, no, no. >> come on. >> jimmy: you are going to love working with drew. she's the greatest. >> she's lovely, right? >> jimmy: she's exactly what you -- >> i know she's super talented, and lovely, and america's sweetheart. >> jimmy: beautiful and she's
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exactly what you think. she's just nice. >> yeah. lovely. >> jimmy: i want to see if i can tell you anything. >> please, do. fill me in. >> jimmy: she's just a very interested person. loves -- she's always reading something or something. i don't know. she's, oh, you know what? >> she reads? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i mean like anything. oh, what are you into? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: let me check it out. >> all right. >> jimmy: if you want to get on her good side she loves iced tea. she lives on iced tea. >> not ice-t the rapper? >> jimmy: yeah, they moved in. she lives on -- [ laughter ] she lives on his head. it's so weird, but she lives in a house it's really weird. no, she has a weird obsession with teahavo or teana. some weird iced tea. [ audience shouting ] what is it? teavana? teavana? i've never heard of it. anyways, teavana tea. >> so you guys know her too? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they all know drew barrymore. yeah, yeah, yeah. she lives on this tea. if you want to show up with a a giant big gulp full of tea-havana tea. [ laughter ] and that will like --
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you'll be besties for the whole show. >> all right. >> jimmy: but i love the premise because your real estate agents in the show. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. but -- >> jimmy: and then like 20 minutes in it's a dark comedy. >> yeah. we're swinging for the fences on this one. >> jimmy: it gets bloody and gory. >> it gets good. >> jimmy: i don't want to spoil anything but it's worth watching. >> it's going to be the greatest show. >> jimmy: what's it called again? >> "the santa clarita diet." >> jimmy: "the santa calrita diet" >> yeah. >> jimmy: set your tivos now because it's going to be worth it. >> thanks. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and congrats on this play here. >> and thank you for having me on for this little dealio here. >> jimmy: well this is a big deal. >> because if we weren't sold out before this, i imagine we are now. but it's really a great play. we're very proud of it. >> jimmy: if you stand outside the theater, you can hear you guys a little bit, right? >> oh, yeah. no, we'll put monitors out there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: kenny lonergan. >> kenny lonegran who's amazing. yeah, he did -- >> jimmy: "this is our youth." >> "this is our youth" and he wrote the movie "gangs of new york" and "analyze this." wonderful. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: he's a real talented guy. >> yeah, he's real deal good. it's a really special play. >> jimmy: what is this about? >> it's about a country western
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star who's also a big movie star, huge star. and his mother's passed away and he's going back home to beaumont, tennessee for the funeral. and he feels his life is an absolute fraud. he never lived up to what he mother wanted him to be. and he's going to dedicate his whole life to changing that. and in the process is just wreaking havoc with one impulsive decision after another. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's so painfully funny. the cast is incredible. the whole thing is incredible. >> jimmy: i'm so happy for you. thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. >> pleasure, thank you very -- i really appreciate it. >> jimmy: very good. [ cheers and applause ] timothy olyphant. "hold on to me darling" is playing now through april 17th at the atlantic theater company. we'll be right back with a a performance by brett eldredge, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: are you guys ready for our next performer? [ cheers and applause ] our musical guest tonight is nominated for an academy of country music award for male vocalist of the year. [ cheers and applause ] performing "drunk on your love" off his number one album "illinois," give it up for brett eldredge! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ the second she walked through the door i caught a buzz ♪ ♪ one taste from your lips knocked me out just like a drug ♪ ♪ the rest of the night's kind of blurry now the sun's peeking through the shades ♪ ♪ i can't help but laugh 'cause i kind of like feeling this way ♪ ♪ i woke up up still drunk drunk on your love love on your love love love ♪
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♪ now i know why why i'm feeling so high high cause i'm still drunk drunk ♪ ♪ on your love on your love ♪ ♪ ♪ it's not in the whiskey tequila or the wine it's all about the touch and the fire in your eyes ♪ ♪ it gets me fumbling always stumbling through a haze ♪ ♪ i got plenty to do just laying here with you all day ♪ ♪ i woke up up still drunk drunk on your love love on your love love love ♪ ♪ now i know why why i'm feeling so high high cause i'm still drunk drunk ♪ ♪ on your love on your love ♪
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♪ ♪ wish i could bottle you up and drink you in all day long every day singing this song ♪ ♪ i woke up up still drunk drunk on your love love on your love love love ♪ ♪ now i know why why i'm feeling so high high cause i'm still drunk drunk ♪ ♪ on your love on your love ♪ ♪ woke up so drunk on your love on your love on your love ♪ ♪ woke up so drunk on your love on your love on your love ♪
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♪ get drunk on your love yeah i'm so drunk ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: brett eldredge right there! [ cheers and applause ] catch him on tour with keith urban this summer. my thanks to amy adams, timothy olyphant, brett eldredge once again. [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia. hi, roots! [ cheers ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. i hope to see you next week. thank you very much. goodnight. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- lupita nyong'o. from "angie tribeca," actor and comedian hayes macarthur. music from chris janson. featuring the 8g band with matt cameron. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meys! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is wonderful to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. chris christie interviewed donald trump today at a rally in north carolina. well, it was either a rally or in the waiting room of the

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