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oakland and san jose, but not san francisco since the 1970s. the at&t concert is the only california stop on the current tour. >> i think that i might have to be and uptown girl and get some tickets. >> you will be there front and center knowing all of the words. >> i know i was swaying back and forth and if i had a lighter, i would have used it. >> you have nine months to wait. >> well, jeff, i need the final weather for the september concert. >> nice concert. clear and 58. and tomorrow's forecast, overcast skies and temperatures in the 40s. we will get sunshine by the afternoon and 60s for the most part across the bay area. thank thanks for joining us. have a great day. see you tomorrow. >> bye-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- jennifer aniston,
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bill gates, mario batali and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 199. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hot, hot, hot crowd tonight! oh, my gosh. welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. thank you for being here. hot show tonight. >> steve: hot. >> jimmy: i'm talking about jennifer aniston tonight. [ cheers and applause ]
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talking about bill gates tonight. >> steve: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: talking about mario batali tonight. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: hey-oh! >> jimmy: but first off, here's what people are all talking about here. this is -- of course, last night was the state of the union address. did you guys see it? [ cheers ] well, everyone's really excited about this huge special appearance by a guy that we haven't seen in a really long time -- 2008 barack obama. [ laughter and applause ] swagger. he's very confident. did you see this though? after republicans in the crowd applauded when president obama said that he had no more campaigns to run, he quickly added, quote, "well, i know, because i won both of them." [ laughter and applause ] whoa. steve: snap. jimmy: i'm not saying obama was throwing shade, but that insult just solved global warming. [ laughter ] i wish he'd done it earlier. and during his speech, president obama also discussed the economic turnaround and credited much of it to improvements in robotics.
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which were actually on display later when joni ernst gave the republican response. [ laughter ] >> we'll expand solutions to prevent the kind of cyber-attacks we've seen recently. we'll work to confront iran's nuclear ambitions. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "my name is joni ernst. my name is joni ernst. error. error. error. error. error. error. would you like to speak to a a representative?" [ laughter ] the president also took a a moment to wish astronaut scott kelly luck on his upcoming year-long mission in space, and even said, "make sure to instagram it." if you thought your friends were annoying about posting sunrises, wait until you see the guy who's orbiting the earth every two hours. [ laughter and applause ] like, "there she is again. beautiful." that's right. obama loves instagram. because after six years with
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biden, it's the one thing he can still put a filter on. [ laughter ] so, he's very happy with it. no, we love joe biden. we love him. of course, since he's the vice president he was also interviewed after the speech. but i think he wanted to talk about something else. i don't know. >> well, i tell you what. having been a receiver, i -- i like a softer ball. that's all i can tell you. [ laughter ] >> steve: awful! >> jimmy: forget it. >> steve: hey! stop! don't even. >> jimmy: don't even bother. >> steve: oh, my gosh. >> jimmy: he's just the best thing that ever happened to us. [ laughter ] he's talking about football. >> steve: oh, he's talking about football? >> jimmy: that's correct. >> steve: oh, okay. then, i'm good. >> jimmy: um -- and i saw this here. transportation secretary anthony fox was designated as the one cabinet member asked to stay behind and run the government in case there's some kind of crisis at the capital. and because also time-warner was supposed to come fix the cable at the white house between the hours of 8:00 and 11:00 and someone has to be there. [ applause ] you know that. that's the rule. that's right.
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anthony fox had to stay behind, but luckily the person who had to do it last year, energy secretary ernest moniz, did get to attend. and you could tell he was pretty happy to be there. check out ernest moniz. >> today, america is number one in oil and gas. america is number one in wind power. every three weeks, we bring online as much solar power as we did in all of 2008. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not just a a look, that's a way of life. [ laughter ] >> steve: moniz. all right. >> jimmy: apparently, he took his current job after stepping down as president of the lollipop guild. [ applause ] let's see what's going on in the rest of the country. this is pretty interesting. i read that millennials will soon become the largest generation in america. and these 18 to 34-year-olds are set to remake america in their image. in fact, it's easy to imagine the huge changes in store once
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the millennials take over. take a look. the grand canyon will become "that hole thing in the crowd that's totes cray-cray." [ laughter and applause ] that's the new name. catchy. next, the library will become "the free wi-fi place where you can pee." [ laughter and applause ] that's interesting. mt. rushmore will become "photobomb mountain." [ laughter ] and finally, the golden gate bridge will become "the big red thing from the 'full house' opening." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we all know that. >> steve: cut it out. ♪ whatever happened to predictability the milk man, the paper boy evening tv ♪ finally, guys, a new helicopter service called gotham air is now offering users cheap flights from manhattan to jfk or newark airport. they just start at $99. because if there's two words if i trust together, it's "cheap" and "helicopter." [ laughter ] we have a great show, you guys.
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give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey! it has been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, he is hosting "saturday night live" this weekend. blake shelton will be here! [ applause ] plus, music from motley crue! [ cheers and applause ] how fun is that going to be? then on friday we have ryan seacrest and taraji p. henson. they're here. [ applause ] we're going to play a game of charades. that should be good. and of course, you guys, we have to talk about sunday, february 1st, after the super bowl we're doing a live show from arizona. that's right. we're going to go out to arizona. will ferrell and kevin hart are coming on. and we're going to do a a three-way lip-sync battle live. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: live! >> jimmy: after the super bowl.
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and for music, gosh, she's giant music superstar. i can't wait to have her on the show. ariana grande will be performing for us after the super bowl. that's a hot show. >> steve: hot! >> jimmy: ariana. [ applause ] speaking of hot shows. tonight, we have a fantastic show. she's one of our favorites. she's amazing in her new movie "cake." there it is. here's our pal. come on. you can't beat this. jennifer aniston. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's great. >> steve: fantastic. >> jimmy: she's great in this movie as well. plus, here to tell us all about the 2015 bill and melinda gates foundation annual letter, a a fascinating man, bill gates is stopping by. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's one of the best chefs in the world. a good friend of the show. he's a rock star. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: we are cooking with mario batali tonight. >> steve: come on! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's got a new thing as well. >> steve: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: he's got a new
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interview show. it's on where he interviews rock stars and talks to them about their process as he's cooking food with them. he's like cooking food with like flea. [ laughter ] from the red hot chili peppers. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: anyways, batali's awesome. he's a rock star. he's going to be on tonight. before we move on, i actually have a pretty funny story i thought i'd share if you don't mind. speaking of cooking, this morning i was in the kitchen. i was making some poached eggs -- >> ha, ha, ha. poached eggs. that's great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's that? >> come on. poached eggs. "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." i get it, man. that's hilarious. i'm a big fan of your show. but i see where you're going with that one. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? what do you mean you see where i'm going with that one? >> come on. poached eggs. poached eggs. eggs benedict, benedict arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, bringing you back to "kindergarten cop." "cop out," outback steakhouse, "house party," tea party, t-rex, bringing you back to "jurassic park." "parks & rec." what channel is "parks & rec" on? nbc. home of "the tonight show
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starring jimmy fallon." how do you like me now? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i guess i like you the same as before because i don't even know you. >> well, i know you. 'cause your nightmares -- your nightmares are my fairy tales. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's insane. that's completely -- that's completely bananas. >> ha, ha, ha. did it again, man. bananas, "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." that one took me a second, but i see where you're going with that one too. >> jimmy: what? [ laughter ] >> come on. bananas. bananas. banana rama, rama-lama-ding-dong, "ding dong the witch is dead," bringing you back to "the wizard of oz." ozzy osbourne, black sabbath, back stabbeth, bringing you back to julius cesar. little caesars, pizza pizza, pizza hut, jabba the hutt, bringing you back to "star wars." "war of the worlds" by orson welles, wells fargo, "fargo," bringing you back to billy bob thornton. "bad santa," "santa clause" with an "e" starring tim allen, bringing you back to home
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improve-mentos the fresh makers, marky mark and the funky bunch. [ laughter ] honey bunches of oats, oat bran, bran muffin, muffin man, he lives on drury lane. lane kim, from "the gilmore girls" -- ♪ where you lead i will follow ♪ bringing you back to carole king, "king of queens," queen bee, 6b, the studio where johnny carson did "the tonight show." carson to leno, leno to conan, conan to fallon, "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." how do you like me now? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's pretty good right there. i've got to hand it to you. that was pretty fun. that was fun. fun. fun run. run-dmc, sia, bringing you back to "chandelier." "king lear" by shakespeare, britney spears, mouseketeers, tears for fears, "cape fear" starring robert de niro. oh, you talking to me? "me, myself and i." "big eyes," big sean, "i don't
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eff with you." ulysses s. grant, grant's tomb. tomb "raiders of the lost ark," noah's ark, bringing you back to russell crowe. cameron crowe, sheryl crow, i'm counting crows. ♪ mr. jones and me mimi from "drew carey," carrie bradshaw, terry bradshaw, bringing you back to the nfl. m-n-o-p, pbs, sats, tsa, "abc" by the jackson 5-4-3-2-1. "one tree hill," "hill street blues," "blue's clues," booze cruise, cruise control, bringing you back to "speed 2." "to kill a mockingbird," mockingjay, "hunger games," hungary strike, gandhi, bringing you back to sir ben kingsley. neil degrasse ty-sunday night football, bringing you back to the super bowl. on nbc, the roots and me are gonna be in phoenix, az on live tv. "the tonight show" starring me, jimmy fallon. how do you like me now? [ cheers and applause ]
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>> i get it. i get it. you're better than me. [ laughter ] that's all i had going for me, though. i'm out of here. >> jimmy: hey. [ audience aws ] ♪ come on, man. come on back. we have a great show. we have -- ♪ we have a really fun show for everyone to enjoy and have a a good time. [ laughter ] come on, man. come on, dude. we have jennifer aniston. we have bill gates. we have mario batali. we have a lot of fun. [ laughter ] ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah. that's what i'm talking about. come on back, dude. [ applause ] come on, hey. we have a lot of fun to offer. a lot of fun interviews. we're going to talk about jennifer's new movie "cake." we're going to talk about bill gates's gates letter. don't lean over the bar. don't lean over the railing like you're -- don't sit in that -- what is that chair doing there? [ laughter ] just don't turn your back towards me. just spin around for a second. hear me out.
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we're going to have fun. why don't you come back to your own seat? i don't even know why that seat's there. get your finger off the wall. [ laughter ] come on, just get your finger -- come on back. that's what i'm talking about. right there. that's it, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. that's what i'm talking about right there. come right back to your seat, sir. just sit down. stop walking. stop. you're not allowed to -- you're going too far. you're not allowed to -- ♪ you're not allowed to be down here. [ laughter ] that's the producers' table. you can't even sit there. don't press -- what does that mean? are you're going to cut something? that's the applause button. don't press applause. [ cheers and applause ] he's pressing the applause button. we'll be right back with jennifer aniston, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] security! mets bucket hat guy, everybody. mets bucket hat guy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy and golden globe award-winning actress getting
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rave reviews for her role in the new movie "cake", which is in theaters everywhere on friday. she's amazing in it. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jennifer aniston! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: they love you. we love you. everyone loves you, jennifer aniston! >> i love you! [ cheers and applause ] who is that creepy guy in your audience? >> jimmy: i know. we got rid of him. he's fine. he's just, you know -- >> he's scary. he had like scissors and dangerous objects. >> jimmy: he's my hairstylist. >> oh, is he? >> jimmy: i invite him to the show every now and then. yeah, absolutely. >> he just likes to tweak out on you or -- >> jimmy: yeah. he loves this show and he gets all the jokes. that's what i like about him. >> that's good. you should have those people around. >> jimmy: we need those people in there.
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>> you have to, yeah. >> jimmy: i wanted to bring something up to you. i hope this doesn't make you uncomfortable or anything. >> okay. >> jimmy: i'm jealous, a little jealous. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because i read the magazines all the time and i see pictures of you in the magazines. and you're there with your fiance, with justin. and you're vacationing with jimmy -- the other jimmy. >> oh. >> jimmy: jimmy kimmel. >> that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. you're vacationing -- >> oh. >> jimmy: you go on vacation with him. >> i do. >> jimmy: and you hang out. and howard stern is also there. >> oh yeah. >> jimmy: hanging out with you. and beth. and it just looks like a rager. >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you're having a a raging party. and i'd be fun on vacation. i could go. [ laughter ] i could show up. i will have a bathing suit and everything. >> you have a bathing suit? >> jimmy: i have a one-piece bathing suit and everything. [ laughter ] >> you do? >> jimmy: an old timey, like an old timey weight lifter one. >> old timey one that goes down like this? oh, that'd be so cute. >> jimmy: it's not a mankini, but it's -- you know, it's respectable. >> i'd love to see you in a a mankini. >> jimmy: thank you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: a lot of people don't. but i mean, i would -- yeah. it looks like you guys -- what do you do? do you go on yachts?
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do you just like have a ragers? like, do you just wake up and just champagne all day? >> just champagne, yeah. caviar. what is that? champagne wishes and -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, that one. >> jimmy: yeah. >> no, we don't -- yeah. you know, honestly, it's a very low-key group. the boys, actually, this year, sat around and did arts and crafts. [ laughter ] they honestly sat around. and howard is painting these days. like beautiful sort of landscapes and flowers. >> jimmy: he paints, howard stern? >> yeah, and he's really good. >> jimmy: he's always doing something different. >> yes, photography. >> jimmy: he was just into photography. >> multitalented. >> jimmy: that's why i stopped talking to him. we don't talk really. >> because of photography? >> jimmy: because you guys are vacationing now. >> oh, i'm so sorry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i cut him off. i cut him off. i go, "howard, i can't deal with this anymore." seeing pictures of him laying out. i basically am picturing -- >> he doesn't lay out. no. >> jimmy: but he's walking around. he's lurking while you're laying out. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's lurking while you're laying out. and i just assume that you go on yachts and you play craps and whatever. >> no, don't assume. don't assume because that just makes an -- >> jimmy: a fool out of yourself. >> oh, you can't say that.
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[ laughter ] fool out of you. >> jimmy: wait, so you all -- so they all sit around painting? >> yes, it was adorable. you know, girls usually sit around beading and making necklaces. it was just the guys -- >> jimmy: that's not true. >> -- hanging around doing artwork. i loved it. >> jimmy: what does howard paint? >> just he takes pictures and then -- you know, or flowers. these beautiful -- i mean -- >> jimmy: what does jimmy kimmel -- what does jimmy kimmel paint? >> just anything. jimmy's an incredible artist. he takes pictures, like, off the internet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: me too. i mean, i don't even need pictures off the internet. i have an imagination. [ laughter ] >> he does that, too. he mixes it up. i know you do. [ cheers and applause ] all right, jimmy. >> jimmy: what does justin do? >> justin draws pictures of zombie babies. >> jimmy: there you go. [ laughter ] that's what i'm talking about! see, he knows how to party. that's what i'm talking about. zombie babies? >> like crazy monkeys and stuff like that. >> jimmy: he's an artist though. he doesn't -- >> yes, he is. >> jimmy: he has an art background. >> he sure does. gives you a little insight into all of their personalities. >> jimmy: it's really good. well, next time just -- >> does that sound like a party you want to come and rage at? i don't think so. >> jimmy: you can skype me from now on at least.
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>> that's what we'll do. >> jimmy: thank you for coming here, i know, because we're across coasts. and we've got to talk about your movie "cake." >> i had to walk all the way here. >> jimmy: you really did. >> jimmy: i mean, everyone's telling you. obviously, it doesn't mean anything coming from me, but -- >> it means nothing. >> jimmy: phenomenal. >> nothing, coming from you. >> jimmy: i know. you don't have to tell me that. >> are you kidding me jimmy? >> jimmy: you don't have to say it to my face. >> i adore you. you make me so -- you always just flatter me. thank you. >> jimmy: i mean it though because you get to see you stretch and going outside the box. and you're like, oh, what's going to happen here? and it's like, a woman who's -- she has chronic pain. crazy addicted to pills and booze. and it's just -- it's painful to watch. it's like to watch a person like that and how are you going to get through life. it's an addiction. it's crazy. it's a disease. >> it's a disease. and it's also, you know, having to walk through trauma and tragedy and loss, and have your body broken and have such a a loss that she has -- it's a a struggle. and there's a lot of people out there that are just quietly suffering all alone. >> jimmy: gosh, i couldn't even imagine. >> no, i can't either. >> jimmy: i mean, in the first five minutes, i wanted to
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stretch my neck a little bit because you're -- it's like really -- it comes across, you go, ooh. but it's very interesting to watch you go and just -- i don't know. you also do -- you're thinking about a girl that was in your group who's not around anymore. >> who commits suicide. and i kind of am grappling with the fact that i don't have the guts to actually commit suicide because i'm dealing with a loss that has sent me over the edge. and i don't want to give that away, but -- >> jimmy: it's deep and it's great. and it's also charming. >> it's funny. >> jimmy: and it's funny. we're going to show a scene where you just -- you can't get enough pills because you just shouldn't. >> no, i just can't. >> jimmy: to be honest, you shouldn't have that many pills. so you convince your housekeeper to drive you to mexico. >> yes, to tijuana. >> jimmy: to tijuana. >> because you know what you can get over there. >> jimmy: i mean, come on. it's pretty fun. yeah. so here you are trying to get more stuff from -- >> more junk. >> jimmy: more junk. here we go. here's jennifer aniston in "cake." it's in theaters on friday. take a look at this. >> the applications? >> i thought we -- i thought we didn't need prescriptions. >> well, in the border unless
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you have prescriptions they will take them away. >> okay, now what do we do? what do we do? [ knocking ] >> we open up maybe here. >> that's really, really tricky. what if we get caught? >> you're a rich, white woman. have you ever been caught on anything? >> will you just get me something other than mary? i have problems with anything religious. >> i think you have bigger problems. >> that's up to you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. you guys, "cake." this friday, check it out. jennifer aniston. more with jennifer aniston when we come back. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. we're hanging out with my pal jennifer aniston, you guys. the movie "cake" is in theaters this friday. [ cheers and applause ] you've got to go see her in "cake." this is fun. this is fun having an interview. it is fun. >> i love being interviewed by you. you know, you're doing a really good job interviewing me, by the way. >> jimmy: i appreciate that. >> but you know -- and always doing a great job. >> jimmy: i appreciate that. >> but i kind of -- i don't know. i also want to kind of interview me. >> jimmy: yeah, i know what you're talking about, jennifer. >> is there a way to do that? >> jimmy: yeah, we have a way of making that happen. it's time for a lip flip. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's a lip flip when you flip your lips
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it's a lip flip, yeah ♪ >> okay. >> jimmy: hey, everybody, it's me, jennifer aniston! yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! what's up, dog? hey. mm, mm, mm. mm, mm. "sling blade." some call it a kaiser blade. some call it a sling blade. billy bob thornton. mm-hmm, yeah! yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i just got tickets to bonnaroo. and it's an insane line-up this year. the microscopic men will be there. [ laughter ] at like 4:00 in the morning-ish. live 8, who knows? 10:00. i don't care. i'm sleeping over, dude!
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>> where am i? [ laughter ] ah-ha! what's up, y'all? i'm jimmy fallon. i host "the tonight show." and i'm just a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty little thing, y'all. [ laughter ] i think i'm going to flip a a house. oh. uh-oh, oh, uh-oh. [ clears throat ] i think i'm -- i think i'm going to sneeze. aa-choo! uh-oh. [ gagging ] sorry, hair ball. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think you know, when i'm there at bonnaroo, i'm going to like eat mac and cheese in a tent! with my fingers!
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ha, ha, ha, ha! yeah, baby! you know what's up! oh, yeah, yeah. [ applause ] that's right. that's right. oh, yeah. >> yo! yo, jen! what's up? who do you want to win the super bowl? >> going with the pats all the way, bro! brady! belichick! gronk. wicked pissah! [ light laughter ] who are you rooting for, bro? >> seattle, dude. totally. i mean, like we got all the weed, man. we got the weed. [ laughter ] we got the starbucks. got the space needle. got weed. [ laughter ] oh, hey! did i say we got weed?
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i think the pats are going to win it all, baby! yeah! >> ha! ♪ ooh help me. well, i'm [ bleep ]. well, no way. hey! no way, dude. no way. seahawks all the way, dude. uh-uh. >> jimmy: patriots. >> seahawks. >> jimmy: brady! >> wilson! >> jimmy: chowder! >> coffee! [ laughter ] [ screams and applause ] >> jimmy: "cheers"! >> mm-hmm, mm-hmm. "frasier"! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: aerosmith. >> oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. pearl jam. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: super bowl! >> super bowl! >> jimmy: super bowl! [ cheers and applause ] jennifer aniston! the movie "cake" is in theaters friday. we'll be right back with bill gates. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're joined right now by the co-founder of the microsoft corporation and the co-chair of the bill and melinda gates foundation, which has given away over $30 billion to humanitarian -- [ cheers and applause ] billion. educational organizations around the world. he just published -- annually he publishes the 2 2015 gates annual letter, which can be viewed at read it and be inspired. please welcome the wealthiest man on the planet, bill gates, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ >> jimmy: great to see you, buddy. great to see you, man. everything going well? [ laughter ] >> good, i brought you a little cap. i know you like winners. >> jimmy: yeah, i appreciate that. thank you very much. yeah, i do like winners. yeah. i really, really appreciate that. i could tell something was bothering you just then, but i didn't know what it was. i didn't know if it was because i was rooting for a different football team or if -- [ laughter ] i didn't know what it was. i didn't know what was bothering you. but, i should just forget about it and just -- [ laughter and applause ] move on. move on to something else. or i don't know. but, thank you for the hat. i appreciate that. >> i've got a bumper sticker for you here. >> jimmy: oh, you do? >> yeah. >> jimmy: thanks.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ i'm sure tim cook will thank you for that. he'd love that. thank you so much for being here. >> jimmy:, as you can see on this computer here. [ laughter ] if you go to it -- now this is a very inspiring thing. you and your wife, melinda gates, you put out these annual letters, and you guys made a bet with each other. what is this bet? >> well, we've had 15 years of our foundation work. and so looking ahead 15 years we said, "why are we so excited? what do we think is going to happen?" and what we wrote about is that, in these next 15 years, the lives of the poorest are going to improve more than ever. and people aren't seeing what's going on with health, or banking, or education. so we thought we'd show that and actually invite them to join in. so it's a lot more optimistic than if you just kind of look
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at the headlines. but it's what we're really seeing. it's what we really believe. >> jimmy: you think that we can eradicate more diseases in this time than we ever have in 50 years. >> that's right. in all of history, only smallpox, one disease, was ever eradicated. the next 15, we're saying it will be four diseases and even more thereafter. so this health stuff is really important. >> jimmy: what's happening with polio? >> that's a big one. we haven't had a case in africa for six months now. that's gigantic. so, we're down to really pakistan. i'll see the prime minister in davos. and we'll get serious, and then we'll bring it to an end. >> jimmy: see, that's what i'm talking about. you just travel over there -- [ cheers and applause ] all right, and then you said money. how is money going to change? >> well, poor people don't have bank accounts. so when they have an emergency, they want to borrow, save. it's very tough. small transactions, the fees are just too high when you have banks and atms and all that.
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if we take the cell phones and just use digital currency, then you can have all those financial services. so, 2 billion people who don't have any kind of bank account will have all sorts of innovative services to help them save, pay for education. and it requires a little bit of work getting the regulation right, getting it to critical mass, getting people to trust it. but the magic of that cell phone, with the right software, means that people will have banking. and that's really big for their lives. they can borrow when they need to. >> jimmy: it's interesting because everyone has a cell phone and a smartphone now, basically. >> more and more. 15 years and even in the poor countries, women as much as men. we've got to make sure that's part of it. >> jimmy: i always like to talk to you about what i read about you in the news and things that you did. besides gates letter, you also were in the news for -- you had something to do with this invention. the omni -- >> processor. >> jimmy: omniprocessor. >> we challenged engineers to make something that could take sewage and very inexpensively get rid of sewage because
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sewage is bad. it causes lot of disease. most of the diarrhea is because people don't have sanitation systems. we said, it's way too expensive, the way that the rich countries do it. make something that we can put throughout africa and get rid of all that sewage. >> jimmy: and you changed it into water that's drinkable water and you drank it. >> yeah, on one end you've got sewage. [ laughter ] then, on the other end -- >> jimmy: you got sewage. >> no, then you get some electricity and you get water. >> jimmy: yeah. this is interesting because we actually have two glasses of water. >> that's right. >> jimmy: you brought some. >> this is the ultimate taste test. we think you'll be able to figure this out. >> jimmy: well, already i've got a guess. [ laughter and applause ] i have to guess which one is the sewage water. but one is bottled water, one
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is sewage water. but we're going to drink, and then we're going to see. and you're going to reveal which one is which. >> you bet. >> jimmy: yeah, you do bet. >> let's do a taste test. >> jimmy: see, now i'm thinking because you're smart. >> you get to pick. >> jimmy: yeah, i get to pick, right? >> i told them how to set this up. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. [ drum roll ] too easy. >> yeah, it's reverse psychology. you might be right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i never want to gamble against bill gates ever! you know what? i think you're too nice. so i'm going to let you switch it out. >> all right. >> jimmy: and then, i won't even look at the number on the thing. >> all right. >> jimmy: all right? >> there we go. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] all right. >> cheers. >> jimmy: on the count of three. cheers. one, two, three. [ light laughter ]
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>> wow. what do you think? which one did you get? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: making sure you that drank it. all right, no. this one actually tasted pretty good. you just drank yours. cheers. wow. [ applause ] i'm pretty confident that that was -- this is the bottled water. >> well, that was rigged. it was all poop water. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: that was both poop water? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: you're unbelievable, bill gates! i can't believe you did that to me. gosh! really, that was it? >> that's as pure as any water
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you've ever had. >> jimmy: it tasted really good. >> yeah. well, it was good poop. >> jimmy: you've got to change the name, but you got a a different business there. >> it's the machine. the machine is pretty miraculous. >> jimmy: how is that possible? >> well, you boil it. you filter it. that's what engineers know how to do. that'll be in africa. >> jimmy: i think it worked. it tastes pretty good. i've got to give it up. i've got to give it up. thank you, buddy. my thanks to bill gates. go to mario batali's cooking for us next. there he is in the xbox greenroom. hey, mario batali! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it can't hold your gaze? who cares how tight it can turn, if it can't turn heads? who cares how capable it is, if it's incapable of creating a reaction? any suv can move something. but can it move you?
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. we are joined right now by one of the best chefs on the planet. he's a multiple james beard award winner. he has 25 restaurants all around the world. next week, he launches a brand new web series on dailymotion called "feedback kitchen." here's a quick look. >> so, right now they're just frying in -- >> extra virgin olive oil. >> i will drink straight olive oil. >> yeah, so will i. >> yeah. take a taste of that. see, that's good for you. >> no, i do. i love that. that's a great olive oil. >> right. that's a really good olive oil. >> no, i love this stuff. i'm not a cook but i'm a great appreciator of foods. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please welcome the one, the only mario batali, ladies and gentlemen! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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dude, that show looks like fun. thank you for being on our show. it's, right? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: and all -- five episodes on monday air. so, you can binge watch it. >> starting this monday, you can binge-watch the whole thing. >> jimmy: i love it, buddy. what are we doing tonight? what are we making? >> today, we're making three things. we're actually making two -- one cocktail and a quick little dish. the one that i made for -- josh groban. >> jimmy: oh, genius. >> delicious anyway. so, let's start with the cocktail first. we get rye whiskey. when you put stuff in drinks, you don't want to put too much of anything in because if it's really fancy liquor it doesn't need to be hidden. but if it's just pretty good, which this is. >> jimmy: yeah. >> then we add a little bit of -- >> jimmy: that's fallon's liquor. wait a second. >> is this fallon's brand? now, take one of our fancy ice cubes in there. >> jimmy: yeah, these are nice. >> right? one each. then, put in three drops of bitters. >> jimmy: okay. three drops of bitters. >> one, two -- >> jimmy: i know how to count to three. >> well, you're not getting there very quick. >> jimmy: i know. >> come on, man! we got four and a half minutes of this segment. we've got to move. is that what you're stirring
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with? >> jimmy: i don't know what this is! it's right by the drinks. i don't know. >> it's called a jigger. >> jimmy: i don't know what you put in front of me. i'm like a monkey. >> hold on, hold on. >> jimmy: you put things in front of me and i just use it like a tool. >> a little bit of blood orange juice. a little blood orange juice. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. blood orange juice. >> a little blood orange juice. all right, great. >> jimmy: give it to quest over there. questlove here, our resident foodie. all right. >> so, now we're taking wild stripe -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this was olive oil. yeah. [ laughter ] >> hold on. i have something that bill gates gave me for you to sniff. >> jimmy: no, no! not the olive oil! >> try this. try that. >> jimmy: what are we cooking? oh, that is good. thank you, my friend. >> questlove: it tastes like a a bathroom gas station. >> jimmy: no, it does not. [ laughter ] all right, now what do we got here? what do we do? >> all right. so, hold on. so, quest is woking on this. >> questlove: yeah. >> give it a flip. we're going to do a wild striped bass piccata. you're going to slice me three artichokes with a little piece -- >> jimmy: quest, can you flip it like flip it, flip it? >> sure, he can. >> jimmy: come on.
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>> one, two, three. [ drum roll ] >> jimmy: no! [ drum roll ] no, no, watch. quest, look. watch. >> questlove: all right. show me. [ drum roll ] >> bravo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] >> he's down. he's down. come on back up, brother. all right, there you go. so, what do we do? we take -- no, don't pound them. >> jimmy: i just see tools, mario! i don't know what to do with these things! >> questlove: use the water. use the water. >> you profane slanderer of the artichoke. >> jimmy: no, no, no. i didn't know i was going -- >> i can't believe it. >> jimmy: it's picatta-y and flat. >> so, we cook the fish crisp on the skin side. then, what we do is we take just a little bit of white wine. can you take the blood oranges. >> jimmy: blood oranges. >> you know how to load one of these juicing machines? >> jimmy: yes, of course. i think so. >> all right, great. >> jimmy: no, i don't. [ laughter ] this? >> like this. >> jimmy: the opposite way? >> yeah, the opposite way. then, squeeze it right over that. >> jimmy: all right. good, go. >> careful. that's going to get on your fancy suit. i'm warning you now. >> jimmy: i don't know how -- i'm doing it wrong! [ laughter ] >> hold on. you're right. >> questlove: why are you all yelling?
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>> jimmy: much better. there you go right there. sorry. i tell you. >> all right. so, then what we do is we just squeeze a little bit of blood orange juice in it. >> jimmy: oh, it smells so good already. >> and then, we sprinkle a a little bit of salt in. >> jimmy: okay, salt. salt. very good. i almost grabbed pepper. >> and a tiny little nub of butter. we'll be all right. >> jimmy: there you go. >> and there you have a classic piccata. something absolutely delicious. something i'm really proud about. something we made with josh groban on "feedback kitchen." >> jimmy: "feedback kitchen." >> dailymotion. >> jimmy: that you'll see monday., everyone. check it all out. mario batali. this monday, january 26th. we'll be right back, everybody co [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jennifer aniston, bill gates, mario batali! and the roots right there from philadelphia! stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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