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closer to 8:00 a.m. >> there we go. that's our report. >> thanks for joining us. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, the cast of "rogue one: a star wars story" felicity jones, diego luna, alan tudyk, donnie yen, ben mendelsohn, riz ahmed, mads mikkelsen, and director gareth edwards. plus music from a tribe called quest. and now, may the force be with him -- here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice.
i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us. on this special night of stars and war. well, i feel very unprotected all of a sudden. there's no one by the doors. where's my little guillermo? did he -- is he -- did he show up at work today? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. look at you. you've grown more powerful than i could possibly have imagined. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: that was quite an entrance. guillermo, your mission tonight should you choose to accept it is try to get the storm troopers to do a shot of tequila with you, okay? >> guillermo: of course. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: can you do that, guys? >> jimmy: i feel bad for the storm troopers, they wear all this heavy ar mar and walk
around and one shot from the blaster, they die like that, they're gone. those suits seem to offer no protection whatsoever. this is a special show tonight. the cast and director of "rogue one: a star wars story" is here. the premiere is across the street tomorrow. there they are. [ cheers and applause ] exiting from the x-wing fighter. that's pretty great. i think these an uber pool they're in. we have music tonight from the great and ledgendary hip-hop group a tribe called quest, their first new album in 18 years. first new album in 18 years which they're blaming on candy crush. they got distracted. [ laughter ] next thing you know it was 2016. tonight we're going to show you not one but two exclusive clips from "rogue one," a movie no mortal has seen. even the director has not seen this movie yet. [ laughter ] for those who don't know, this edition of the "star wars" saga is about the secret mission to steal the plans to the death
star to find the weak spot, some way to blow it up. spoiler alert, i don't want to ruin it for anybody, but they found one. [ laughter ] blew it up. i have to say, people get so down on the empire. all they want to do is make the galaxy great again. [ laughter ] is that too much to ask? not much has been revealed about the film, other than that there are both stars and wars in it. it opens december 16th. it's expected to be the biggest blockbuster of the holiday season. early tracking suggests the movie could pull in upwards of $130 million its owning weekend. then again, early tracking suggested hillary clinton would be president. [ laughter ] so you never know. you still have to go see the movie. [ cheers and applause ] the trailers for "rogue one" have many millions of views. even youtube videos of people watching the videos, the trailers, have millions of views. and now even youtube videos of people watching animals watch the trailer for "rogue one" are going to have millions of views.
>> a major weapons test is imminent. [ laughter ] [ barking ] >> this is our chance. >> the captain says you are a friend. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there is some romance in the film as well. if you're looking to stuff a stocking with new "star wars" stuff, there is plenty of it, hundreds of "rogue one" theme products available. clothes, toys, christmas ornaments. there's a "rogue one" razor from gillette. which chewbacca has one, he swears by it. [ laughter ] there's many crazy things. blankets, cross body bags. this might be the craziest. i think this is the best "star
wars" item out there. a death star herb grinder. [ cheers and applause ] in case you're cooking, you want to grind some -- these have been big since they legalized marijuana. glad to see they're finally making some money off these movies. the cast is here tonight. they are about to begin a journey that will forever change their lives. so as a public service to them, i thought it would be wise to showcase some of the many different kinds of "star wars" fans they'll be interacting with every day, all day, constantly, until they die. [ laughter ] let's bring some of those fans out one by one and meet them together, shall we? first up the dad who made damn sure his kid loved "star wars" as much as he does. [ cheers and applause ] >> tell them what you like, harrison. >> i like the robots. >> they're called droids, son, droids.
>> can't he just enjoy the movie? >> getting the terminology right is enjoying the movie, sharon! >> jimmy: yeah, sharon, you're really being kind of mean right now. next up, this is one to watch out for, the weird-o who writes erotic fan fiction about the characters. that's right. this strapping gentleman has written 800 typo-filled pages of wookiees humping ewoks, jabba and yoda doing the deed, and leia on lando love. >> i've been kicked out of so many librari. >> and you'll be kicked out of many more to come. a safer but sadder entry. this woman dresses her dog up like "star wars" characters. >> his name is bobba fetch. isn't he adorable? who needs a boyfriend? i don't. >> jimmy: no. i don't need one either. [ applause ] this one is cute. this is the child nerd. >> i like ewoks. >> jimmy: and this is the angry
adult nerd. >> i hate ewoks! >> think he killed it. here's another sweet one. this is the very old "star wars" fan. hello there. >> i saw the first "star wars" in the theater. all i want before i die is to see "rogue one: a star wars -- arrgh! >> jimmy: isn't that sweet -- oh no. no, no, no! oh, that's so sad. but at least he died doing what he loved. being unattractive to the opposi opposite sex. this next kind of fan, no matter where he finds you, he always has something for you to sign. it's the adult man who buys every toy. >> these are all in mint condition. they have never been touched. i have also never been touched. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it will happen eventually. and finally, i think maybe the most beloved fan of them all -- [ cheers and applause ]
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who was his cousin? >> mike. >> who was joseph? >> joseph, he was -- he got married to mary but they got like -- they didn't really like want to be together, so then they -- she started to go with god and stuff. >> oh, on the side? >> uh-huh. >> did joseph get mad? >> yeah. >> who was joseph? >> joseph is -- jesus' stepdad. >> hey, so the first christmas was obviously a long time ago. and -- >> there was these two people and they were in their bedrooms and this angel came to tell them that they're having a baby. >> and they didn't have a home so they had to ride a camel. >> and the three kings, the three wise kings, came to the stable. and mary and -- mary and joseph,
they had a baby jesus. >> what did they do? >> said to the baby jesus to a tree, then they started to -- they started to have like a little feast. >> what did the three wise men bring baby jesus? >> frankincense and myrrh and gold. >> what's frankincense? what's myrrh? >> i don't know. >> what's gold? >> gold is gold! >> what is the virgin mary do on the first christmas? >> she left out cookies for santa. >> what kind of cookies were they? >> gingerbread. >> what did jesus do when he grew up? >> he -- went to heaven. >> what did he do before that?
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>> i don't know, i'm not sure, i don't really come this way. >> we're close, we're close, we know that. >> 35% chance of failure -- >> i don't want to know, thank you. >> i understand. >> now! >> the wind. >> it's going to be right over the shuttle depot, watch out! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rogue one" opens in theaters december 16th. please welcome felicity jones, diego luna, alan tudyk, donnie yen, ben mendelsohn, riz ahmed and mads mikkelsen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow, look at this!
we just got to see that -- the audience and i got to see the clip for the first time. have you seen it? have you seen the movie yet? >> yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: mads, you haven't? >> no. >> jimmy: everyone else has? why didn't mads get invited? >> he was nobody. >> i was there. i didn't have any money on me on the day, $10. these guys didn't want to lend me anything. >> jimmy: where did you see the movie? in a regular theater? >> we saw at skywalker ranch. >> jimmy: oh, wow. do they have a screening room there? >> they do. >> yeah. >> a tiny one. >> jimmy: it's not in george lucas' bedroom gathered around a 27-inch tv? wow, what did you think? >> it's amazing. >> yeah, yeah. >> everybody got quiet after it was done. >> jimmy: what do you mean they do the quiet? >> sort of stunned, right? >> it was kind of awkward, almost. kathy kennedy and gareth edwards
looked at us, guys, what did you think, what did you think? we were all just blank, completely silent. guys, please tell us you liked it! yeah, it was good, we just had a panic attack. >> jimmy: i mean, it's really -- for most everybody's lives, "star wars" has been the biggest thing in entertainment. then, when does it hit you? oh, i'm really in the new "star wars" movie? what does that happen? when you get cast? does it happen during the movie itself? when does it happen? >> the first day on set. i always remember, at least my first day on set, you turn and up there's like hundreds of storm troopers running around. and that's so trippy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you just feel like a 6-year-old. so you're like, this is weird, i want to get some head space. you go to the coffee table. craft services. but there's hundreds of storm troopers trying to drink coffee. [ laughter ] which is even weirder. through the mask, it's like a big -- makes a big mess.
>> did you ever see when they talk to the call mary? calla maury? they put their heads up like that and open their heads. how are you doing down there? are you cool, do you need the hose? they put the hose down their heads to cool them off. like they were having their stomach pumped. >> jimmy: alan, for those who don't know, nobody knows that much yet. you play k2so, your character this figure here. although he's much bigger in the film. how call is k2so? >> 7'1". >> jimmy: you're not actually in this suit, obviously. >> no, no. he's got really thin legs. i was in like this unitard. >> jimmy: for how many months were you in a unitard? >> six. >> he was very attractive. >> too long. >> it was a gray suit that was very, very tight. >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> alan's groin was next to our faces.
for a lot of the shooting. >> stilts. he had stilts. you were eye level with his balls. [ laughter ] >> he has pretty big ones. [ laughter ] quite intimidating. [ applause ] i was staring at them for seven mon months. >> the other way around would have been embarrassing all day long. >> probably in the next one. >> jimmy: you're the only bad guy here, really. i say bad, from your perspective you're probably not a bad guy. >> misunderstood. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you wear this great white cape in the movie. and it seems like that, yeah, that kind of cape look is very big amongst the people in the empire. >> yeah, it is. well, it denotes a certain je nais se quoi. >> jimmy: yes, liberace was the last person to -- [ laughter ] >> you've got to remember, he got it from us.
we're a long, long time ago with this stuff. it's a very good thing to have. you know, every move augmented. i mean, a cape, come on. >> jimmy: is it practical in any way to have a cape? i would imagine just even -- >> amazing at deflecting bullets. very good if you're running through mud. if you need to hide yourself or your business, then you wrap it around you. and if you get angry, then you open it up. it's scary. >> jimmy: it is, yeah. i would love to wear a cape. i actually asked if i could do that on this show and i was declined. [ laughter ] you are a big action star in hong kong, correct? [ cheers and applause ] are you the biggest action star? >> well. i'm going to say no. >> jimmy: of course not, yeah. was "star wars" a big movie for you growing up? >> really big. >> jimmy: it was, it was something that you -- >> it's even bigger now because i'm finally a cool dad. >> jimmy: oh, really. how many kids do you have? >> i have three.
>> jimmy: three, how old are the kids? >> i have one from my previous marriage. and then i have the 12 years old, daughter jasmine, and son james. >> jimmy: you had to be a cool dad already because you do this -- what martial art do you practice? >> i practice mixed. kind of different style. i don't remember. >> he's making it up. [ laughter ] it's cgi, all his movies. >> jimmy: could you beat everyone here up right now? [ laughter ] >> december 16, i will have the force. >> jimmy: you will have the force, of course. do you get to say "may the force be with you," don't you? >> yes, so cool. that's the best, so cool. when i got the script, my opening line was "may the force be with you." i mean, how cool can that be? as an actor, been in business so long, i never read a line that cool.
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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back with the cast of "rogue one: a star wars story." i just handed your character -- i wanted to see you play with yourself just for a second. >> i just wait till i'm in private to finish that off. >> jimmy: that looks great. now, after finally finding a parking spot for his "millennium falcon," he's the director of "rogue one," he's gareth edwards! i didn't see you walk in how are you doing? well, congratulations. i got to see a little bit of the movie. and it is fantastic. really, i got to see about 30 minutes of it. as did our team of nerds here at the show. we really loved it.
everyone came out saying it was great. now you are -- i know people like to talk about this. but you are a "star wars" nerd on a level at which i don't think i've ever even heard about before. i mean, to the point where i almost question your mental health. when you were a kid, how many times have you seen the original "star wars"? >> i lost count. i had it on betamax, borrowed it off my neighbor, promised to return it two hours later. i never gave it back. i watched it 300 times maybe as a kid. >> jimmy: 300 times. have you sent the neighbor a gift of any kind? >> no. >> jimmy: it seems like you should. did that continue on into your adult life? >> yeah. my 30th birthday. my girlfriend at the time was like, what do you want to do for your birthday? let's have a party. i was like, i don't have any friends, it would be embarrassing. the thing i've always wanted to do is go to tunisia and see the place they shot "star wars." for my 30th i slept the night in luke skywalker's home in the
desert and watched the sun set on the salt flats with the igloo. it was funny. through the whole trip you every now and again, it's the middle of north africa, but you pass another person that looks just like you, who also has a girlfriend, and both girlfriends look at each other like, this relationship is over. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm surprised these guys have girlfriends there in the first place. that to me is a testament to the power of "star wars." now you find yourself in a situation where you're directing this movie and i have a million questions for you. one of them is, like, who gets to make the big decisions? do you make them and do are you you know them by the studio? or they let you do what you want to do? how does that go? >> i make them all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that seems wise. >> the main person who makes all the decisions is darth vader. >> jimmy: yes. darth vader, for instance, is a character, obviously. but that is true or false in this film? >> it's in the trailer, so i can
say true. >> jimmy: you can say true. so darth vader, that is something you went to them and said, i would love for darth vader to be in this movie? >> it was kind of inevitable. like without spoiling it for people. our film is connected to the original. so the fact he's in that at the beginning, it feels like he's got to at some point turn up in our movie. >> jimmy: what is it like when you guys are on the set with darth vader? >> scary. >> jimmy: is it really? >> horrible. yeah. you start hearing -- the breathing sound. you connect with your nightmares in a second and you become a 6-year-old and [ bleep ], [ bleep ], what am i supposed to do? do i look at the eyes? no, never at the eyes! we were just in vaep. japan. they don't look at you either. and i felt like that. >> jimmy: really? >> when you come in and everyone goes like this, that's how it feels to walk through a room and everyone goes silent. they just go down, it's a great feeling. >> jimmy: yeah, wow.
james earl jones -- >> darth vader. >> darth vader's voice. was it always guaranteed he would do it? >> i wasn't sure. we approached him, he was kind enough to agree. but james earl jones is the voice of darth vader. >> reporter: for sure, yeah. >> we went to new york, did an initial adr session. there's the screen with the film on it. the actor faces the screen. you sit behind them. and i was having like this freak-out fanboy moment. did hadn't happened in like years and years that james had done the voice for dartss vader. but everyone else was so professional. you're like, okay, it's just me. then he does one of these first lines and it ended up involving the word where he said, "the power." we all looked at each other like -- [ laughter ] we were like going -- then he would turn round. we'd go -- [ laughter ] that was great, james, just do it one more time. he'd look back and we'd go -- >> jimmy: did at any point he
say "this is cnn" or did you leave that out? that would be great if darth vader turned to the camera and said, "this is cnn." maybe the next one. there won't an sequel to this movie, will there? >> there's "rogue two: a new hope." [ laughter ] that was a very geeky joke. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still hoping. did any of you at any point, did any of you accidentally blow it? >> well, it wasn't me. [ laughter ] it was my son. he's 8 years old, come on. >> jimmy: okay. >> but i was doing a facetime. we were not allowed to do facetime. anything, we were not allowed to do anything. >> jimmy: you weren't allowed to communicate with family? like you were on the o.j. jury or something, wow. >> i had a little bit, and i was talking. behind me there was storm troopers and these amazing creatures. so i'd just go, hey, look, look! as soon as i do this, i see that he takes a screen shot.
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"doctor strange." as far as these fan groups go, these groups, who have you experienced more mania from? >> well, i don't think anything like this one. everything was secret even in the bond film, super secret. that was the first script i received where my name was on every page. >> jimmy: and the bond nuts too, right, yeah. >> i had my name on every page in the script and i didn't even have the job and i took a plane home and forgot it on the plane. but it was so secret, nobody found it, that was the good thing. >> jimmy: any time you leave anything on a plane, nobody finds it. [ laughter ] >> that might be the case. >> jimmy: that's where you should dispose of crucial documents, on the plane. >> obviously i thought that was it, i'm never going to work again. but no, this one. this one. i mean, the fan base is so curious. they are so enormous. there's nothing like this. you can't even tell your wife you're working. >> jimmy: gareth, you had an interesting challenge i thought because you have to make this movie and it's almost 40 years after the first movie came out.
and yet you really, like as far as the weapons go and the robots go, you have -- these things have to have happened like during luke skywalker's childhood. you can't come up with new and flashier things. was that something that was made it harder to make the movie? >> we came up with a few things. but i remember on the first day on the job, they do the show in town with the props department. they lay out all these weapons and go there's some ideas that you might want for the film. i'm an uber "star wars" fan so i'm going, well this one's no good, it looks like it came from world war ii, we won't be using this. and they go, this is exactly what the storm troopers had in the original "star wars" film. you're like, oh, cool, okay, well this is it. [ laughter ] george always borrowed from the past. >> jimmy: it's interestingly. did you use any of the actual props from the first movies? >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: you did? >> well -- some of them had been lost. i mean, like obviously when
george made the originals, there wasn't this expectation it was going to be this big phenomenon around the world. >> jimmy: right. >> so we had to do them from scratch. i think it's not a spoiler to say there might be the death star plans in that film. >> jimmy: oh. >> i thought it would be funny, and also i really wanted to do it. when i left i stole the death star fans. they're at my mom's house right now. i'm not going to give away where she lives. >> we'll find out, you don't have to give it away. they know now. there's a fighter landing on her lawn as we speak. did any of you steal anything else? anything from the set? take a memento home? anybody want to confess anything now? >> i took one of your bullets. >> mine? >> yes. i stole a bullet from you. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> it was from the back of your belt. the time on the beach. i was actually just taking a bullet from you. >> jimmy: that's it? [ laughter ] you took a bullet from him?
>> no one's going to say it here, come on. >> jimmy: okay, all right. you did steal something, wink. >> we all stole something. >> jimmy: good. >> it will go no further. >> jimmy: it is time for our second of two exclusive clips from "rogue one: a star wars story," take a look. >> there must be another pickup. >> i thought we had everybody. ♪ ♪ >> aah! >> all clear, sir. >> you want to get out of here? >> hey! what about me? ♪ ♪ >> congratulations. you are being rescued. please do not resist. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there it is, "rogue one: a star wars story" opens in
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